cunty
@cunty.social
Basically just another prick yeah
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cunty
@cunty.social
· Mar 11
Wise the fuck up. Next customer.
(Me as a therapist)
(Me as a therapist)
The American Dream: millennial edition
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December 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The American Dream: millennial edition
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ROYGBIV is like alphabetizing for colors
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
ROYGBIV is like alphabetizing for colors
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It's weird that lollipops aren't funny. lol is IN THE NAME!
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 PM
It's weird that lollipops aren't funny. lol is IN THE NAME!
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There is no splendor in the morning hours.
December 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
There is no splendor in the morning hours.
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I feel like a prizefighter with all these blocks…
December 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I feel like a prizefighter with all these blocks…
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Having someone "over a barrel" doesn't sound that bad if it's consensual.
December 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Having someone "over a barrel" doesn't sound that bad if it's consensual.
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Genevieve Unwrapped
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Genevieve Unwrapped
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
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Breakfast lasagna. A lasagna made from breakfast foods. BUILD YOUR DREAM TEAM.
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Breakfast lasagna. A lasagna made from breakfast foods. BUILD YOUR DREAM TEAM.
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I love getting gag gifts for the family at Christmas, it’s the only way I get any peace and quiet.
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I love getting gag gifts for the family at Christmas, it’s the only way I get any peace and quiet.
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Commander,
Tell me if I am correct. A flush beats a straight, and four of a kind beats a flush. Is that right?
Worf
Tell me if I am correct. A flush beats a straight, and four of a kind beats a flush. Is that right?
Worf
December 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Commander,
Tell me if I am correct. A flush beats a straight, and four of a kind beats a flush. Is that right?
Worf
Tell me if I am correct. A flush beats a straight, and four of a kind beats a flush. Is that right?
Worf
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not fair that racing got the term 'pit stop' before deodorant could
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
not fair that racing got the term 'pit stop' before deodorant could
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I checked in for my therapy appointment. Right after I spoke my hyphenated name, Wyclef popped his head into the waiting room and sang "one time one time"
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I checked in for my therapy appointment. Right after I spoke my hyphenated name, Wyclef popped his head into the waiting room and sang "one time one time"
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I keep price tags on Christmas gifts to show my family how God damn expensive love is
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I keep price tags on Christmas gifts to show my family how God damn expensive love is
The Wizard of Oz is my favourite film about a woman who kills a local and steals her shoes
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Wizard of Oz is my favourite film about a woman who kills a local and steals her shoes
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Shrouding myself in the commonplace, uploading the pdf of instructions, being asked if I'm having a mystery
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Shrouding myself in the commonplace, uploading the pdf of instructions, being asked if I'm having a mystery
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have you tried buying cargo shorts about it?
December 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
have you tried buying cargo shorts about it?
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Some call it a curse, I’m calling it a redirection in happiness paths
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Some call it a curse, I’m calling it a redirection in happiness paths
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I like to wear my cowboy hat to the grocery store then stand in front of the canned beans shelf asking passersby which kind they think the other fellas on the cattle drive would like. “You think Bourbon and Brown Sugar?” I ask.
October 19, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I like to wear my cowboy hat to the grocery store then stand in front of the canned beans shelf asking passersby which kind they think the other fellas on the cattle drive would like. “You think Bourbon and Brown Sugar?” I ask.
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My favorite thing to do this time of year is to find someone dressed up like an elf and scream STOLEN VALOR at them
December 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My favorite thing to do this time of year is to find someone dressed up like an elf and scream STOLEN VALOR at them
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Pretty weird how everyone in every dog food commercial ever is an expert in canine nutrition
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Pretty weird how everyone in every dog food commercial ever is an expert in canine nutrition
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Wes Craven's The Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Wes Craven's The Grinch
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Much like humans, adult carrots taste better than baby carrots
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Much like humans, adult carrots taste better than baby carrots
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Eating a fatal amount of Holiday Nerds
December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Eating a fatal amount of Holiday Nerds
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If my brain whispers something in my ear I just say it. Time is a flat circle and I’ve already faced the consequences a thousand times. Let’s get weird.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If my brain whispers something in my ear I just say it. Time is a flat circle and I’ve already faced the consequences a thousand times. Let’s get weird.
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Why wooden I be?
- Pinocchio
- Pinocchio
December 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Why wooden I be?
- Pinocchio
- Pinocchio