Gen Un-Seasoned
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Gen Un-Seasoned
@gensibayan.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
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Look when you ask to make it rain you have to be specific.
January 4, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Look when you ask to make it rain you have to be specific.
oh no! not that kind of wizzard!! 😨
January 4, 2026 at 3:56 PM
oh no! not that kind of wizzard!! 😨
Gyms that advertise but don't tell me where they're based within 10 clicks are getting hexed
January 3, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Gyms that advertise but don't tell me where they're based within 10 clicks are getting hexed
When did being a Bluesky influencer become a thing? Why are people hawking products at me?! 🫥
*sprays with mister*
"no!"
*sprays with mister*
"no!"
January 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
When did being a Bluesky influencer become a thing? Why are people hawking products at me?! 🫥
*sprays with mister*
"no!"
*sprays with mister*
"no!"
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It’s irritating that I post a lot of content, have amazing followers, and still don’t get paid
Meanwhile, my son sets up a YouTube channel, posts a video of an orange in a bag of water and calls it a fish. He got 3k followers in two days and is on track to become monetized.
Meanwhile, my son sets up a YouTube channel, posts a video of an orange in a bag of water and calls it a fish. He got 3k followers in two days and is on track to become monetized.
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It’s irritating that I post a lot of content, have amazing followers, and still don’t get paid
Meanwhile, my son sets up a YouTube channel, posts a video of an orange in a bag of water and calls it a fish. He got 3k followers in two days and is on track to become monetized.
Meanwhile, my son sets up a YouTube channel, posts a video of an orange in a bag of water and calls it a fish. He got 3k followers in two days and is on track to become monetized.
😭 more conserving data for me. Help!
New router has arrived. Will it work? Is the issue something else... Place your bets now!
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 PM
😭 more conserving data for me. Help!
New router has arrived. Will it work? Is the issue something else... Place your bets now!
January 2, 2026 at 3:19 PM
New router has arrived. Will it work? Is the issue something else... Place your bets now!
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"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
Me: Late bloomer... That's my excuse
Them: ... How long do you think you're going to leave it...?
Them: ... How long do you think you're going to leave it...?
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Me: Late bloomer... That's my excuse
Them: ... How long do you think you're going to leave it...?
Them: ... How long do you think you're going to leave it...?
Burning (wo)Man.
But it's just me in my kitchen putting together flat-pack furniture and over-stretching.
But it's just me in my kitchen putting together flat-pack furniture and over-stretching.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Burning (wo)Man.
But it's just me in my kitchen putting together flat-pack furniture and over-stretching.
But it's just me in my kitchen putting together flat-pack furniture and over-stretching.
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"legs for days" um I've had legs for decades but nobody's making a big deal of that
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
"legs for days" um I've had legs for decades but nobody's making a big deal of that
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Oh FFS, apparently NOT looking hot is new fashion so I've got to switch up my look to stay ahead of the trend 🙄
December 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Oh FFS, apparently NOT looking hot is new fashion so I've got to switch up my look to stay ahead of the trend 🙄
I got my Ancestry dot com report back and it said "no one wants to be associated with you" 😔
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I got my Ancestry dot com report back and it said "no one wants to be associated with you" 😔
The thing with the stock market is you're not betting on the value of a company increasing. You're betting on OTHER PEOPLE believing the value of the company will increase.
them: "...didn't you do a fashion degree?"
them: "...didn't you do a fashion degree?"
December 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The thing with the stock market is you're not betting on the value of a company increasing. You're betting on OTHER PEOPLE believing the value of the company will increase.
them: "...didn't you do a fashion degree?"
them: "...didn't you do a fashion degree?"
Looking at people having a nice time like...
December 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Looking at people having a nice time like...
🤡 this is your sign to download a bunch of videos incase your internet goes down and you can't find a TV aerial 🤡
December 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
🤡 this is your sign to download a bunch of videos incase your internet goes down and you can't find a TV aerial 🤡
"Yeh, Christmas is magical"
*mutters under breath*
"like a curse 😔"
*mutters under breath*
"like a curse 😔"
December 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"Yeh, Christmas is magical"
*mutters under breath*
"like a curse 😔"
*mutters under breath*
"like a curse 😔"
... what did you call me?! 😠
December 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
... what did you call me?! 😠
Everyone asks "How The Grinch".
No one asks "When are you going to introduce me to this Grinch guy?"
No one asks "When are you going to introduce me to this Grinch guy?"
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Everyone asks "How The Grinch".
No one asks "When are you going to introduce me to this Grinch guy?"
No one asks "When are you going to introduce me to this Grinch guy?"
How the Grinch followed you then unfollowed you as soon as you followed him back
December 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
How the Grinch followed you then unfollowed you as soon as you followed him back
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Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Halle Berry is short for Hallelujah Strawberry. The more you know.
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Genevieve Unwrapped
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Genevieve Unwrapped
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales
but it's just me trying to get the lowest number on the scales