GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🍂
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I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
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I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.
Some of London is so serene.
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Some of London is so serene.
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
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I absolutely snorted out loud in an important, quiet historic reading room. And then had the giggles for 5 minutes. Fingle rows of tentaculated fuckers!
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I absolutely snorted out loud in an important, quiet historic reading room. And then had the giggles for 5 minutes. Fingle rows of tentaculated fuckers!
ALL THE LOYALTY CARDS!!!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ALL THE LOYALTY CARDS!!!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
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My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
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Before the internet, two young children with eyes completely black where the whites should be, could show up at your door in the middle of the night demanding to come inside, and you’d be like: “yeah okay fine. I’ve never heard about anything like this so for all I know this is normal and good”
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Before the internet, two young children with eyes completely black where the whites should be, could show up at your door in the middle of the night demanding to come inside, and you’d be like: “yeah okay fine. I’ve never heard about anything like this so for all I know this is normal and good”
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I just roll around in spoiled meat before i go out. Much cheaper, and i get a bus seat for myself.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I just roll around in spoiled meat before i go out. Much cheaper, and i get a bus seat for myself.
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[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
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I planted a garden in your toilet.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I planted a garden in your toilet.
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Prince Will won't say it publicly but he is looking forward to one day being king. You can almost feel the excitement in the heir.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Prince Will won't say it publicly but he is looking forward to one day being king. You can almost feel the excitement in the heir.
Men would rather smell of industrial glue and brown scotch tape than go to therapy
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Men would rather smell of industrial glue and brown scotch tape than go to therapy
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Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, I believe?
November 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy, I believe?
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POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
POLICE OFFICER [reading me my rights]: Anything you say can and will be held against you
ME: …boobies
ME: …boobies
Before the internet, you could just turn up at someone's door and it wasn't creepy.
You didn’t have to hear anybody’s opinion about literally anything unless they were within slapping distance
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Before the internet, you could just turn up at someone's door and it wasn't creepy.
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this jacket isn’t very straight at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
this jacket isn’t very straight at all
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My milkshake brings all the boys to The Shard.
- Me, opening a new café in London
- Me, opening a new café in London
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My milkshake brings all the boys to The Shard.
- Me, opening a new café in London
- Me, opening a new café in London
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A retreat for people with ADHD called Short Attention Spa
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A retreat for people with ADHD called Short Attention Spa
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I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
March 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I can’t believe they have an entire Clinic just for studying Mayo.
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Social Media is like a bonsai tree, you have to trim away (mute) all the bullshit until you have a lovely little thing to look at.
October 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Social Media is like a bonsai tree, you have to trim away (mute) all the bullshit until you have a lovely little thing to look at.
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I wouldn't expect a mime to point out my faults. They're not one to talk.
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wouldn't expect a mime to point out my faults. They're not one to talk.