Gen Un-Seasoned
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Gen Un-Seasoned
@gensibayan.bsky.social
· Oct 15
I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
"you know the drill"
Me: "well...I know OF The Drill but I wouldn't say we were close... 🫤 "
Me: "well...I know OF The Drill but I wouldn't say we were close... 🫤 "
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
"you know the drill"
Me: "well...I know OF The Drill but I wouldn't say we were close... 🫤 "
Me: "well...I know OF The Drill but I wouldn't say we were close... 🫤 "
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Early bird gets to pick the main character of the day
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Early bird gets to pick the main character of the day
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Horrifying if literal: World Wide Web
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Horrifying if literal: World Wide Web
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Paint me like one of your Orion slave girls, J'ack
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Paint me like one of your Orion slave girls, J'ack
Procrastinating by seeing if tiktok videos can help me be more productive 😬
January 24, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Procrastinating by seeing if tiktok videos can help me be more productive 😬
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Oddly, the BBC didn't show readers what the glasses used for this looked like, so here's a photo of the boss of the company responsible using them
January 24, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Oddly, the BBC didn't show readers what the glasses used for this looked like, so here's a photo of the boss of the company responsible using them
*posts thing*
Everyone: 🫥
*posts another thing*
Everyone: 🫥
Me: WOW I GET THE HINT 😭
Everyone: 🫥
*posts another thing*
Everyone: 🫥
Me: WOW I GET THE HINT 😭
January 24, 2026 at 12:19 PM
*posts thing*
Everyone: 🫥
*posts another thing*
Everyone: 🫥
Me: WOW I GET THE HINT 😭
Everyone: 🫥
*posts another thing*
Everyone: 🫥
Me: WOW I GET THE HINT 😭
I got a half step so my back doesn't hurt when I do the dishes and... is this how you tall people feel all the time?!
January 23, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I got a half step so my back doesn't hurt when I do the dishes and... is this how you tall people feel all the time?!
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*shuffles around on carpet in fuzzy socks for several minutes*
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
*shuffles around on carpet in fuzzy socks for several minutes*
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
Okay, let’s go to your stalled car and give this a try.
Urgh I just got a flashback to Young Enterprise where we had to partner with a girls school and our group ended up selling pebbles and being called Pizzaz 😭
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Urgh I just got a flashback to Young Enterprise where we had to partner with a girls school and our group ended up selling pebbles and being called Pizzaz 😭
Pantone colour of the year is out...
Cheese 😂
Like literally I put in cheese data and said “sort by cheese”
Genius
Warhol
Like literally I put in cheese data and said “sort by cheese”
Genius
Warhol
January 22, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Pantone colour of the year is out...
My muscles hurt and I've been sneezing a worrying amount... Am I contagious? 😬
January 22, 2026 at 12:55 PM
My muscles hurt and I've been sneezing a worrying amount... Am I contagious? 😬
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Red Dwarf always ahead of the curve.
January 22, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Red Dwarf always ahead of the curve.
Shall I get one? Shall I get one? Shall I get one?
... I've got nowhere to put it...
... I've got nowhere to put it...
Lawd give me strength not to reserve a £99 reformer Pilates machine from the middle of Lidl
January 22, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Shall I get one? Shall I get one? Shall I get one?
... I've got nowhere to put it...
... I've got nowhere to put it...
Lawd give me strength not to reserve a £99 reformer Pilates machine from the middle of Lidl
January 22, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Lawd give me strength not to reserve a £99 reformer Pilates machine from the middle of Lidl
Ok, so it works via usb but not WiFi to Mac or Windows, actually, to Mac it works via their own software but not through the usual file print. It works WiFi to android both ways.... So ....enshittification?
Me Vs the printer WiFi connection
😭 🥊 🤡
😭 🥊 🤡
January 21, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Ok, so it works via usb but not WiFi to Mac or Windows, actually, to Mac it works via their own software but not through the usual file print. It works WiFi to android both ways.... So ....enshittification?
Me Vs the printer WiFi connection
😭 🥊 🤡
😭 🥊 🤡
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Me Vs the printer WiFi connection
😭 🥊 🤡
😭 🥊 🤡
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A L L E N
"In space, no one can hear you curse as you go to tighten that hex bolt and you find none of the two dozen keys you have fit it because they're all metric and you need SAE."
True horror.
"In space, no one can hear you curse as you go to tighten that hex bolt and you find none of the two dozen keys you have fit it because they're all metric and you need SAE."
True horror.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
A L L E N
"In space, no one can hear you curse as you go to tighten that hex bolt and you find none of the two dozen keys you have fit it because they're all metric and you need SAE."
True horror.
"In space, no one can hear you curse as you go to tighten that hex bolt and you find none of the two dozen keys you have fit it because they're all metric and you need SAE."
True horror.
Another day, more arguing with robots about why EVRI should at least attempt to deliver my parcel before destroying it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Another day, more arguing with robots about why EVRI should at least attempt to deliver my parcel before destroying it.
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When another civilisation eventually finds our remains it'll just be mountains of Allen keys.
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
When another civilisation eventually finds our remains it'll just be mountains of Allen keys.
i pumped up the jam...
please respond...
🥺
please respond...
🥺
January 20, 2026 at 6:58 PM
i pumped up the jam...
please respond...
🥺
please respond...
🥺
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be the change you want to find in the couch
January 20, 2026 at 4:36 PM
be the change you want to find in the couch
Mocha is The Worst Of All Possible Drinks made from coffee and hot chocolate
January 20, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Mocha is The Worst Of All Possible Drinks made from coffee and hot chocolate