GenAARRrggHHHvieve 🍂
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I can't tell self depricating jokes because when I do people don't believe I'm joking because they think it's true... Which is much worse 😭
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Don’t worry I can move slowly and break things also.
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Don’t worry I can move slowly and break things also.
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It's weird that artists include painters, sculptors, poets, and dudes who escape.
November 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's weird that artists include painters, sculptors, poets, and dudes who escape.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
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"This homeless man is just like me; I've got so many houses, sometimes I don't know where I'm going to sleep at night either!"
December 6, 2023 at 1:48 PM
"This homeless man is just like me; I've got so many houses, sometimes I don't know where I'm going to sleep at night either!"
*double clicks your right cheek because I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying*
*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 PM
*double clicks your right cheek because I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying*
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I put my human suit on one tentacle at a time, just like everybody else
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I put my human suit on one tentacle at a time, just like everybody else
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My jokes are self defacating
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My jokes are self defacating
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getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
getting bit by a radioactive vixen could fox me
Me, as a therapist: OMG...! do you wanna go on a girls night out?! 🍹💃💅
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Me, as a therapist: OMG...! do you wanna go on a girls night out?! 🍹💃💅
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i still dont understand why dental care isnt include in health care. all other bones are, but mouth bones, no
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i still dont understand why dental care isnt include in health care. all other bones are, but mouth bones, no
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*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
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I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
November 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*me to a film exec*
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
"I've got an idea.... zombies... in a Neanderthal community...! 👐"
I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
I am the King of Blame, I got throne under the bus.
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm the Queen of the Procrasti Nation... I'll explain why later
Some of London is so serene.
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Some of London is so serene.
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
It would be even better if people could stop yakking away on their phones though.*
*polite (desperate) request (demand)
🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 AM
🎶 They are not nice
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
They're mostly noise 🎶
*I sing as seagulls attack me*
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I absolutely snorted out loud in an important, quiet historic reading room. And then had the giggles for 5 minutes. Fingle rows of tentaculated fuckers!
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I absolutely snorted out loud in an important, quiet historic reading room. And then had the giggles for 5 minutes. Fingle rows of tentaculated fuckers!
ALL THE LOYALTY CARDS!!!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ALL THE LOYALTY CARDS!!!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
LOYALTY TO EVERYONE!
EVEN YOUR COMPETITOR!
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My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My engagement farm has produced very few marriages
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Before the internet, two young children with eyes completely black where the whites should be, could show up at your door in the middle of the night demanding to come inside, and you’d be like: “yeah okay fine. I’ve never heard about anything like this so for all I know this is normal and good”
November 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Before the internet, two young children with eyes completely black where the whites should be, could show up at your door in the middle of the night demanding to come inside, and you’d be like: “yeah okay fine. I’ve never heard about anything like this so for all I know this is normal and good”
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I just roll around in spoiled meat before i go out. Much cheaper, and i get a bus seat for myself.
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I just roll around in spoiled meat before i go out. Much cheaper, and i get a bus seat for myself.
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[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
[friend] omg youve lost so much weight whats your secret
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
[me] haha thank you groceries cost twice as much now
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