I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
Me, running away from my problems...
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Me, running away from my problems...
How I look reading your posts
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
How I look reading your posts
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Say, I'm feelin' mighty chipper toda--🚫[BANNED!!]🚫
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Say, I'm feelin' mighty chipper toda--🚫[BANNED!!]🚫
Some of y'all are clearly not surfing enough buttho-- wait, I didn't think this one through...
Some of y'all are clearly not talking enough in your heads.
Some of y’all are clearly not shedding enough tears for fears.
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Some of y'all are clearly not surfing enough buttho-- wait, I didn't think this one through...
I think the only thing I found unexpected and slightly shocking in the Epstein emails is the fact that our Oligarch Overlords are apparently dumber than a tennis ball sandwich.
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I think the only thing I found unexpected and slightly shocking in the Epstein emails is the fact that our Oligarch Overlords are apparently dumber than a tennis ball sandwich.
Goon a movie:
Cat Women of the Goon
Cat Women of the Goon
Goon a movie:
Goon With A View 👀
Goon With A View 👀
Goon a movie:
The Goon, The Bad and the Ugly.
The Goon, The Bad and the Ugly.
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Goon a movie:
Cat Women of the Goon
Cat Women of the Goon
You're at Cash.
I need you at Tango.
I need you at Tango.
You're at Glengarry,
I need you at Glen Ross.
I need you at Glen Ross.
You’re at Tyler,
I need you at Durden.
I need you at Durden.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
You're at Cash.
I need you at Tango.
I need you at Tango.
OK, timeline cleanse. You need to see the new best friends. It's only been 4 days and they are inseparable.
("I chomp u." "No I chomp *u*!" >CHOMP!< 😻)
("I chomp u." "No I chomp *u*!" >CHOMP!< 😻)
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
OK, timeline cleanse. You need to see the new best friends. It's only been 4 days and they are inseparable.
("I chomp u." "No I chomp *u*!" >CHOMP!< 😻)
("I chomp u." "No I chomp *u*!" >CHOMP!< 😻)
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
(OK, it's a real band *playing* hell's own orchestra, but still...)
(OK, it's a real band *playing* hell's own orchestra, but still...)
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
(OK, it's a real band *playing* hell's own orchestra, but still...)
(OK, it's a real band *playing* hell's own orchestra, but still...)
Now what was that old song about conjuring Yog Sothoth?
Oh, yeah: "Summon-Chanted Evening"...
Oh, yeah: "Summon-Chanted Evening"...
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Now what was that old song about conjuring Yog Sothoth?
Oh, yeah: "Summon-Chanted Evening"...
Oh, yeah: "Summon-Chanted Evening"...
What movie villain is a horrible "person" but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Absolutely any role played by...
Absolutely any role played by...
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What movie villain is a horrible "person" but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
Absolutely any role played by...
Absolutely any role played by...
What's that?! Elon is being roasted for his total lack of competence with pop culture references?!
I have a song for that!!!
This gives me the shameless opportunity to repost THE BALLAD OF THE BLADE RUNNER
I have a song for that!!!
This gives me the shameless opportunity to repost THE BALLAD OF THE BLADE RUNNER
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What's that?! Elon is being roasted for his total lack of competence with pop culture references?!
I have a song for that!!!
This gives me the shameless opportunity to repost THE BALLAD OF THE BLADE RUNNER
I have a song for that!!!
This gives me the shameless opportunity to repost THE BALLAD OF THE BLADE RUNNER
I have to admit, I am a little bit impressed by the Democrats' skill at kicking the ball into their own goal... WHILE PLAYING PINOCHLE.
November 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I have to admit, I am a little bit impressed by the Democrats' skill at kicking the ball into their own goal... WHILE PLAYING PINOCHLE.
I'm perfectly willing to believe that the Democrats are playing 3-dimensional chess with this decision.
Because it's just as easy to capitulate and give up on a game of 3D chess as it is anything else.
Because it's just as easy to capitulate and give up on a game of 3D chess as it is anything else.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I'm perfectly willing to believe that the Democrats are playing 3-dimensional chess with this decision.
Because it's just as easy to capitulate and give up on a game of 3D chess as it is anything else.
Because it's just as easy to capitulate and give up on a game of 3D chess as it is anything else.
![A poster in Zohran Mamdani's style, with gold letters shadowed in red against a blue background, saying 'ZOHRA was Great in "Let's Scare Jessica to Death"' (referring to Zohra Lampert, who *was* great in "Let's Scare Jessica to Death" [1971])](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:aqwj7auzi44mijbnyptdkqbk/bafkreigi4miohq6zdlqur37fsrc4hkd7huhmoorspc7xo5kshcbqb4bhn4@jpeg)
Welcome to Target
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Welcome to Target
This is now one of my favorite photos of the Guys. You can see the wheels turning: "Hmm, to bite or not to bite?" To his credit, he decided to leave her outstretched toes alone, which for a kitten takes a remarkable amount of self-control.
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
This is now one of my favorite photos of the Guys. You can see the wheels turning: "Hmm, to bite or not to bite?" To his credit, he decided to leave her outstretched toes alone, which for a kitten takes a remarkable amount of self-control.
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer"
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"Employees must smile if less than 10 feet from a customer"
"Mmm, smelly toes, yum! NOM!"
Kittens are fun.
Kittens are fun.
November 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"Mmm, smelly toes, yum! NOM!"
Kittens are fun.
Kittens are fun.
OK, so we did *this* today, which is probably a terrible decision. But... HE'S JUST SO CUTE! 😻
Once again, we get a wee one to keep the youngest cat company, and the sweet, friendly cat who's already here says, "Ohhhhh, no, nope nope nope! Hiss, hiss." So we'll see how this goes.
Once again, we get a wee one to keep the youngest cat company, and the sweet, friendly cat who's already here says, "Ohhhhh, no, nope nope nope! Hiss, hiss." So we'll see how this goes.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
OK, so we did *this* today, which is probably a terrible decision. But... HE'S JUST SO CUTE! 😻
Once again, we get a wee one to keep the youngest cat company, and the sweet, friendly cat who's already here says, "Ohhhhh, no, nope nope nope! Hiss, hiss." So we'll see how this goes.
Once again, we get a wee one to keep the youngest cat company, and the sweet, friendly cat who's already here says, "Ohhhhh, no, nope nope nope! Hiss, hiss." So we'll see how this goes.
Quote with your cute spider bois!
I'm not sure why I ever did something *this stupid*... but here's a wobbly close-up video of an adorable jumping spider, accompanied by something that sounds suspiciously like (but is not) an old superhero cartoon theme. ARACHNO-DUDE!
I'm not sure why I ever did something *this stupid*... but here's a wobbly close-up video of an adorable jumping spider, accompanied by something that sounds suspiciously like (but is not) an old superhero cartoon theme. ARACHNO-DUDE!
November 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Quote with your cute spider bois!
I'm not sure why I ever did something *this stupid*... but here's a wobbly close-up video of an adorable jumping spider, accompanied by something that sounds suspiciously like (but is not) an old superhero cartoon theme. ARACHNO-DUDE!
I'm not sure why I ever did something *this stupid*... but here's a wobbly close-up video of an adorable jumping spider, accompanied by something that sounds suspiciously like (but is not) an old superhero cartoon theme. ARACHNO-DUDE!