I Am A Pyrite King
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I Am A Pyrite King
@iamapyriteking.bsky.social
Mining fools' good since before you were born. I can either tell you who I am, or show you who I am, but on social media it's tough to do both.
& Stimpy.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me, running away from my problems...
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
They're on the mooooooove.

Taking jobs from hard working Americans... like *being eaten*. Make Americans Hamburger Again!
November 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 AM
What's that?! Elon is being roasted for his total lack of competence with pop culture references?!

I have a song for that!!!

This gives me the shameless opportunity to repost THE BALLAD OF THE BLADE RUNNER
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM