cunty
@cunty.social
Basically just another prick yeah
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cunty
@cunty.social
· Mar 11
Wise the fuck up. Next customer.
(Me as a therapist)
(Me as a therapist)
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The method of my madness is skill and lots of coffee.
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The method of my madness is skill and lots of coffee.
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
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If I had to compare myself to any literary hero it would be Sonic because I always have the runs.
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
If I had to compare myself to any literary hero it would be Sonic because I always have the runs.
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During the course of Dirty Dancing, Baby learns a total of one dance. It’s the same dance at the end that she learns for the hotel gig.
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
During the course of Dirty Dancing, Baby learns a total of one dance. It’s the same dance at the end that she learns for the hotel gig.
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I feel like Inspector Gadget would be so much fun in bed.
November 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I feel like Inspector Gadget would be so much fun in bed.
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I know October is over but listen, there’s no reason we can’t extend spooky season all the way to Christmas. Who’s going to stop us? Mariah Carey? The guardian of holiday cheer and all things jolly? Possibly… but we won’t know if we don’t try.
November 3, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I know October is over but listen, there’s no reason we can’t extend spooky season all the way to Christmas. Who’s going to stop us? Mariah Carey? The guardian of holiday cheer and all things jolly? Possibly… but we won’t know if we don’t try.
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instead of a baby monitor we got the bebé an iphone so we can just facetime but the bebé never answers
November 3, 2025 at 5:02 PM
instead of a baby monitor we got the bebé an iphone so we can just facetime but the bebé never answers
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Turns out saying “oh that was my childhood dogs name” when some introduces themselves isn’t the ice breaker I though it would be
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Turns out saying “oh that was my childhood dogs name” when some introduces themselves isn’t the ice breaker I though it would be
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*brings only yellow Starbursts for the office candy jar*
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*brings only yellow Starbursts for the office candy jar*
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imagine how good it must've felt for the first person to ever complain, i mean we haven't quit since
November 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
imagine how good it must've felt for the first person to ever complain, i mean we haven't quit since
Elisabeth is just several shorter names in a trench coat.
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Elisabeth is just several shorter names in a trench coat.
Where does Han Solo go to get spooky tattoos?
Tattoo-ween
Tattoo-ween
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Where does Han Solo go to get spooky tattoos?
Tattoo-ween
Tattoo-ween
There is never redemption any fool can regret yesterday
~ Richey Edwards
~ Richey Edwards
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
There is never redemption any fool can regret yesterday
~ Richey Edwards
~ Richey Edwards
Every time there’s a birth on a tv show I point out that much like all tv babies it’ll be born 3 months old. I’m usually right. Sometimes it’s born as a cgi.
October 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Every time there’s a birth on a tv show I point out that much like all tv babies it’ll be born 3 months old. I’m usually right. Sometimes it’s born as a cgi.
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I loaded Street Fighter onto my Nintendo Switch 2 and like when tf did video games find it necessary to have these long ass intro videos? I think its been playing for three straight days when tf do I get to play the game?
October 12, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I loaded Street Fighter onto my Nintendo Switch 2 and like when tf did video games find it necessary to have these long ass intro videos? I think its been playing for three straight days when tf do I get to play the game?
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so we can fit one thousand islands into a bottle of salad dressing but when it comes to human rights politicians are like ehhhh that’s a little too hard to figure out y’all.
October 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
so we can fit one thousand islands into a bottle of salad dressing but when it comes to human rights politicians are like ehhhh that’s a little too hard to figure out y’all.
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Hotel Chocolat doesn't have hot chocolate you can make in a hotel. This is upsetting for a number of reasons. In this essay I will...
October 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hotel Chocolat doesn't have hot chocolate you can make in a hotel. This is upsetting for a number of reasons. In this essay I will...
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going to travel back in time to be a god
until my battery dies
until my battery dies
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
going to travel back in time to be a god
until my battery dies
until my battery dies
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I took the dog for a wok. I don't know why. He can't cook for shit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I took the dog for a wok. I don't know why. He can't cook for shit.
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all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle
October 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle
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all dolled up: i put on makeup
all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in
all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in
October 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
all dolled up: i put on makeup
all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in
all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in
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If it makes you any happier, you are the dumbest engineer I’ve ever met
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If it makes you any happier, you are the dumbest engineer I’ve ever met
Welp. It finally happened. Amazon drivers take note, if you deliver cardboard packages into my cardboard recycling bin don’t be surprised when the council take them to the tip before I get to retrieve them. Yes I will have a refund on that stuff thanks.
October 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Welp. It finally happened. Amazon drivers take note, if you deliver cardboard packages into my cardboard recycling bin don’t be surprised when the council take them to the tip before I get to retrieve them. Yes I will have a refund on that stuff thanks.
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the rapture is tuesday which means earth will soon become the biggest thrift shop ever.
September 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
the rapture is tuesday which means earth will soon become the biggest thrift shop ever.