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Commander Data,
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Commander Data,
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
I saw that you are listed as something called an Elector. Is that correct? There is a matter I would like to discuss.
Worf
Barclay,
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Barclay,
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
No, there is no such thing as a butter bat’leth.
By definition a bat’leth is very sharp.
Worf
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Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
October 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
All crew,
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
November 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
All crew,
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
The intruder turned out to be a child's toy. Captain Picard has cancelled the red alert. You may exit your quarters now.
Worf
Apologies. Apparently we cannot confine all girls to quarters because of an intruder. Only little human BLOND girls will be confined.
Worf
Worf
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Apologies. Apparently we cannot confine all girls to quarters because of an intruder. Only little human BLOND girls will be confined.
Worf
Worf
The energy being may have taken the form of a little human girl. For security, all little human girls are now confined to quarters.
Worf
Worf
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The energy being may have taken the form of a little human girl. For security, all little human girls are now confined to quarters.
Worf
Worf
SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Security personnel,
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Fight Club is canceled this week.
Worf
Commander Riker,
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Commander Riker,
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
I strongly recommend that you stop trying to interact with the Klingon visitors while they are wearing headphones.
Worf
Geordi,
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Geordi,
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
The vampire ships will reach us in less than two days. Have we saved enough daylight to arm all 47 daylight torpedoes?
Worf
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
November 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Klingon High Council,
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
I know that my family name is still in disgrace. It is not necessary that you send me annual reminder emails.
Worf
Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Geordi,
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
No one has been receiving my emails for many months. This is a significant security risk and it must be fixed.
Worf
Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
October 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Security personnel,
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Be advised that humans dressing up as stereotypical Klingons is not appropriate or humorous.
Worf
Engineering,
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
October 29, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Engineering,
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
The current ship-wide malfunctions might be related to an attachment I emailed Lieutenant Commander La Forge recently.
Worf
Geordi,
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
October 28, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Geordi,
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
The replicators cannot make raktajino (Klingon coffee). I request that you add this recipe to the databanks.
Worf
📎 raktajino.mol
Ensign,
I have not checked my email recently. Did anyone catch the glowing intruder? Next time call security via the comms.
Worf
I have not checked my email recently. Did anyone catch the glowing intruder? Next time call security via the comms.
Worf
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Ensign,
I have not checked my email recently. Did anyone catch the glowing intruder? Next time call security via the comms.
Worf
I have not checked my email recently. Did anyone catch the glowing intruder? Next time call security via the comms.
Worf
Commander,
I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves.
Worf
I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves.
Worf
October 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Commander,
I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves.
Worf
I have a sensitive matter to discuss with you. After the recent incident on the holodeck with the sentient Mario character and his mind control hat, I saw Geordi working in engineering wearing that same hat, a wide mustache, and white gloves.
Worf
Captain,
I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again.
Worf
I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again.
Worf
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Captain,
I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again.
Worf
I apologize for my tardiness this morning. I make no excuse. This transgression will not happen again.
Worf
UFP Voter Registrar,
I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond.
Worf
I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond.
Worf
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
UFP Voter Registrar,
I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond.
Worf
I am a Federation citizen who happens to be a Klingon. I have still not received my subspace ballot. Respond.
Worf
Alexander,
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father
October 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Alexander,
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father
I hope you are well. In your Spacebook photo you appear to be inebriated. Have you tried Klingon bloodwine yet?
Father
Father,
Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.
Worf
Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.
Worf
October 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Father,
Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.
Worf
Is there a voting guide for our local elections? I cannot tell from their statements which candidates have more honor.
Worf
Commander Data,
Tomorrow’s meeting has been canceled.
Worf
Tomorrow’s meeting has been canceled.
Worf
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Commander Data,
Tomorrow’s meeting has been canceled.
Worf
Tomorrow’s meeting has been canceled.
Worf
All crew,
After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi.
Worf
After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi.
Worf
October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
All crew,
After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi.
Worf
After today's events, the Captain says that crew members who wish to carry a phaser must be approved by Counselor Troi.
Worf
Geordi LaForge,
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
October 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Geordi LaForge,
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
- Worf SonOfMogh
Fine. I will see you then.
Riker said:
>1900 hours
>Worf said:
>>Commander Riker,
>>What time is poker next week?
>>Worf
Riker said:
>1900 hours
>Worf said:
>>Commander Riker,
>>What time is poker next week?
>>Worf
October 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Fine. I will see you then.
Riker said:
>1900 hours
>Worf said:
>>Commander Riker,
>>What time is poker next week?
>>Worf
Riker said:
>1900 hours
>Worf said:
>>Commander Riker,
>>What time is poker next week?
>>Worf