Gen-X Borracho
@angrymanbits.bsky.social
Body double for baby yoda. Narcissistic, nihilistic alcoholic. Pro Oxford comma. Anti unnecessary apostrophes. @jrpsaki's birth was a birthday gift to me.
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Gen-X Borracho
@angrymanbits.bsky.social
· Nov 13
It's that time of day where I try to figure out how much coffee it's going to take to undo the effects of last night's alcohol.
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The northern lights in my sky tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The northern lights in my sky tonight.
The joy of flying first means that the screaming kid I hear coming down the jetway only has a 5% chance of sitting within earshot.
Totally worth it!
Totally worth it!
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
The joy of flying first means that the screaming kid I hear coming down the jetway only has a 5% chance of sitting within earshot.
Totally worth it!
Totally worth it!
TFW when walking to the gate for today's flight and get notified that it's time to check in for tomorrow's flight.
Fortunately, the cocktails at the lounge already washed away any annoyance at how much time I'm sitting on my ass over the next few days.
@mrsbelvedere.bsky.social #respect
Fortunately, the cocktails at the lounge already washed away any annoyance at how much time I'm sitting on my ass over the next few days.
@mrsbelvedere.bsky.social #respect
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
TFW when walking to the gate for today's flight and get notified that it's time to check in for tomorrow's flight.
Fortunately, the cocktails at the lounge already washed away any annoyance at how much time I'm sitting on my ass over the next few days.
@mrsbelvedere.bsky.social #respect
Fortunately, the cocktails at the lounge already washed away any annoyance at how much time I'm sitting on my ass over the next few days.
@mrsbelvedere.bsky.social #respect
I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls.
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls.
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
July 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
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A bad hair decade. With an Alt Text punchline.
June 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
A bad hair decade. With an Alt Text punchline.
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Fireworks, because stupid people don't need 10 fingers.
January 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Fireworks, because stupid people don't need 10 fingers.
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Forever bitter no one has ever "missed connections" me on Craigslist.
June 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Forever bitter no one has ever "missed connections" me on Craigslist.
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My sister joined a lesbian fitness group and calls it "running with scissors".
June 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My sister joined a lesbian fitness group and calls it "running with scissors".
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I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
November 18, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
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Just a one trick pony? Sir that's a fucking pony that can do a trick! That shit does not come as standard
June 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Just a one trick pony? Sir that's a fucking pony that can do a trick! That shit does not come as standard
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Should I go to a protest saturday or put a fork in a socket
June 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Should I go to a protest saturday or put a fork in a socket
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Heat Index Warning: Don't leave pets or children in hot cars.
Also, go get a pedicure for christ's sake.
Also, go get a pedicure for christ's sake.
June 12, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Heat Index Warning: Don't leave pets or children in hot cars.
Also, go get a pedicure for christ's sake.
Also, go get a pedicure for christ's sake.
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Went to a club for the vibes. The bouncer asked if I was there to pick up my kid.
June 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Went to a club for the vibes. The bouncer asked if I was there to pick up my kid.
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this is technically a crop top
June 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
this is technically a crop top
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My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!”
Two days later, I did the same with pasta.
And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
Two days later, I did the same with pasta.
And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My husband was annoyed after spending $65 on two burgers and fries, so I said, “Bet yours could blow these away.” His eyes lit up. “Really? I’ll make some tomorrow!”
Two days later, I did the same with pasta.
And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
Two days later, I did the same with pasta.
And that’s how I Jedi mind-tricked my husband into becoming our chef.
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*waiting for elevator
*person walks in front of me and presses the already lit button
smart, wish i had thought of that
*person walks in front of me and presses the already lit button
smart, wish i had thought of that
June 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
*waiting for elevator
*person walks in front of me and presses the already lit button
smart, wish i had thought of that
*person walks in front of me and presses the already lit button
smart, wish i had thought of that
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I needed a hug so I watched Ted Lasso
And then I banged your mom
And then I banged your mom
May 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I needed a hug so I watched Ted Lasso
And then I banged your mom
And then I banged your mom
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I went from hiding my beer under my parent's deck to having my own garage fridge. Dreams do come true, kids.
April 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I went from hiding my beer under my parent's deck to having my own garage fridge. Dreams do come true, kids.
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I don’t see dinosaurs often but when I do they’re still carrying cash.
May 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I don’t see dinosaurs often but when I do they’re still carrying cash.
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When I close my eyes to sleep, I try to only think of puppies and kittens and Godzilla stomping on Mar-a-Lago.
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
When I close my eyes to sleep, I try to only think of puppies and kittens and Godzilla stomping on Mar-a-Lago.
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I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?
May 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I noticed you unfollowed me. Is it because you hate joy and laughter?
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Signs that he's just not into you:
1) He doesn't respond to your texts.
2) He doesn't answer your calls.
3) The police have arrested you.
1) He doesn't respond to your texts.
2) He doesn't answer your calls.
3) The police have arrested you.
April 10, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Signs that he's just not into you:
1) He doesn't respond to your texts.
2) He doesn't answer your calls.
3) The police have arrested you.
1) He doesn't respond to your texts.
2) He doesn't answer your calls.
3) The police have arrested you.