Gen-X Borracho
@angrymanbits.bsky.social
Body double for baby yoda. Narcissistic, nihilistic alcoholic. Pro Oxford comma. Anti unnecessary apostrophes. @jrpsaki's birth was a birthday gift to me.
Lily concurs. It's over. Time to reset...
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Lily concurs. It's over. Time to reset...
Not to brag but this was what was rising on my Friday night...
September 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not to brag but this was what was rising on my Friday night...
I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls.
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I love that they put the squeaker of this toy in the groin area. Every time I hear it, I know she's got it by the balls.
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
Never mind the wood shavings on the floor. She's part beaver, apparently...
My puppy's artistic side is turning a bit dark - is this a phase or should I seek professional help?
She's churning out works like "Random Amputation" and some untitled Cthulhu-like thing. I'm having trouble sleeping...
She's churning out works like "Random Amputation" and some untitled Cthulhu-like thing. I'm having trouble sleeping...
May 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My puppy's artistic side is turning a bit dark - is this a phase or should I seek professional help?
She's churning out works like "Random Amputation" and some untitled Cthulhu-like thing. I'm having trouble sleeping...
She's churning out works like "Random Amputation" and some untitled Cthulhu-like thing. I'm having trouble sleeping...
Hmm... Where to start?
February 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Hmm... Where to start?
Here's my puppy sitting on my other dog's head, because ???
The expression on the older dog's face is pretty priceless.
The expression on the older dog's face is pretty priceless.
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Here's my puppy sitting on my other dog's head, because ???
The expression on the older dog's face is pretty priceless.
The expression on the older dog's face is pretty priceless.
Merry Christmas from the elf and the Grinch
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Merry Christmas from the elf and the Grinch
Our dogs might be related. Have you done embark? Lily is 8 and came from San Joaquin county as a stray.
December 24, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Our dogs might be related. Have you done embark? Lily is 8 and came from San Joaquin county as a stray.
There's a lot that's wrong with me but at least my dogs mostly match.
December 23, 2024 at 2:09 AM
There's a lot that's wrong with me but at least my dogs mostly match.
Last night's sunset was my last one in Cabo for a while. I'll miss this shizzle during the Cold Dark.
December 14, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Last night's sunset was my last one in Cabo for a while. I'll miss this shizzle during the Cold Dark.
Fia is a peg leg for the near term. Please use pirate language until further notice.
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Fia is a peg leg for the near term. Please use pirate language until further notice.
Cabo does NOT suck.
December 11, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Cabo does NOT suck.
Today would've been my 50th birthday back when we used to celebrate such things.
Instead, we should give props to @jenpsaki.bsky.social today because it happens to be her birthday and she's far cooler than I am.
Instead, we should give props to @jenpsaki.bsky.social today because it happens to be her birthday and she's far cooler than I am.
December 1, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Today would've been my 50th birthday back when we used to celebrate such things.
Instead, we should give props to @jenpsaki.bsky.social today because it happens to be her birthday and she's far cooler than I am.
Instead, we should give props to @jenpsaki.bsky.social today because it happens to be her birthday and she's far cooler than I am.
I'm pretty sure my Mom thinks I'm 19 and just moved out last September because she always sends me Christmas cookies after Thanksgiving.
This year, she broke her wrist and can't send the package so I made a bunch and will be sending them to her instead.
(I don't bother with colored frosting)
This year, she broke her wrist and can't send the package so I made a bunch and will be sending them to her instead.
(I don't bother with colored frosting)
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I'm pretty sure my Mom thinks I'm 19 and just moved out last September because she always sends me Christmas cookies after Thanksgiving.
This year, she broke her wrist and can't send the package so I made a bunch and will be sending them to her instead.
(I don't bother with colored frosting)
This year, she broke her wrist and can't send the package so I made a bunch and will be sending them to her instead.
(I don't bother with colored frosting)
Thanks for the virtual puppy session! (I used the BOGO coupon code.)
November 30, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Thanks for the virtual puppy session! (I used the BOGO coupon code.)
Another Thanksgiving, another round of arguments about which side of this stupid hat is the front and which is the back.
November 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Another Thanksgiving, another round of arguments about which side of this stupid hat is the front and which is the back.
It's a holiday so be sure to dress for the day you expect to have.
November 28, 2024 at 4:41 PM
It's a holiday so be sure to dress for the day you expect to have.
The view from my shower this morning is not too bad. 😄
November 28, 2024 at 4:29 PM
The view from my shower this morning is not too bad. 😄
It's foggy enough that you can barely see the dog butts...
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
It's foggy enough that you can barely see the dog butts...
Happy Thanksgiving on this foggy morning!
November 28, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving on this foggy morning!
I have no idea wtf I ordered but it sounds like it came from one of you.
November 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
I have no idea wtf I ordered but it sounds like it came from one of you.
Not sure which model this is but my friend's Volvo apparently came with the puppy option.
November 23, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Not sure which model this is but my friend's Volvo apparently came with the puppy option.
For a long time, I lamented the fact that, as an adult, there is no Sears holiday catalog to leaf through and dream about the treasures inside appearing under my tree.
... But then this showed up and I'm going to circle a lot of things that I hope to unwrap on Christmas morning...
... But then this showed up and I'm going to circle a lot of things that I hope to unwrap on Christmas morning...
November 16, 2024 at 10:21 PM
For a long time, I lamented the fact that, as an adult, there is no Sears holiday catalog to leaf through and dream about the treasures inside appearing under my tree.
... But then this showed up and I'm going to circle a lot of things that I hope to unwrap on Christmas morning...
... But then this showed up and I'm going to circle a lot of things that I hope to unwrap on Christmas morning...
