Gen-X Borracho
@angrymanbits.bsky.social
Body double for baby yoda. Narcissistic, nihilistic alcoholic. Pro Oxford comma. Anti unnecessary apostrophes. @jrpsaki's birth was a birthday gift to me.
Holy shit burgers! That's a beautiful photo! Thank you for sharing!!
Post ALL the photos you take! I'm a huge sucker for fireworks that transcend all of our worldly concerns!
Post ALL the photos you take! I'm a huge sucker for fireworks that transcend all of our worldly concerns!
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Holy shit burgers! That's a beautiful photo! Thank you for sharing!!
Post ALL the photos you take! I'm a huge sucker for fireworks that transcend all of our worldly concerns!
Post ALL the photos you take! I'm a huge sucker for fireworks that transcend all of our worldly concerns!
Will there be a 2026 Garden of Sooz calendar? That's your other thing that you rule at!
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Will there be a 2026 Garden of Sooz calendar? That's your other thing that you rule at!
Shit.... I may look like chocolate and we both LIKE chocolate. How embarrassing....
Remember when that other app FINALLY supported editing one's messages?
Remember when that other app FINALLY supported editing one's messages?
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Shit.... I may look like chocolate and we both LIKE chocolate. How embarrassing....
Remember when that other app FINALLY supported editing one's messages?
Remember when that other app FINALLY supported editing one's messages?
Just make believe that it's a Dexter kill room for your former contractor. See? Your blood pressure just went way down.... Now pull out your slide collection and feel the empty slides, contemplating which one your contractor will get.
.... Or is it just me?
.... Or is it just me?
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Just make believe that it's a Dexter kill room for your former contractor. See? Your blood pressure just went way down.... Now pull out your slide collection and feel the empty slides, contemplating which one your contractor will get.
.... Or is it just me?
.... Or is it just me?
I've been working out and we both look chocolate....
a close up of a person 's face with a very ugly face .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a very ugly face .
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October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I've been working out and we both look chocolate....
Lily concurs. It's over. Time to reset...
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Lily concurs. It's over. Time to reset...
Happy Thanksgiving to the bestest oilers fan in all of Canadia! Hope you're having an excellent holiday!
October 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to the bestest oilers fan in all of Canadia! Hope you're having an excellent holiday!
There's something about extruded cranberries that makes me tingle in places that grow yeast.
Thank you for starting the countdown for me to line up my elastic waistband eating pants, turkey hat, and bulimia hotline in anticipation for downing more birds than Bird flu before gorging on pumpkin pie.
Thank you for starting the countdown for me to line up my elastic waistband eating pants, turkey hat, and bulimia hotline in anticipation for downing more birds than Bird flu before gorging on pumpkin pie.
October 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
There's something about extruded cranberries that makes me tingle in places that grow yeast.
Thank you for starting the countdown for me to line up my elastic waistband eating pants, turkey hat, and bulimia hotline in anticipation for downing more birds than Bird flu before gorging on pumpkin pie.
Thank you for starting the countdown for me to line up my elastic waistband eating pants, turkey hat, and bulimia hotline in anticipation for downing more birds than Bird flu before gorging on pumpkin pie.
I'm pretty sure your fan base would volunteer to help if that made it any easier.
October 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm pretty sure your fan base would volunteer to help if that made it any easier.
Keep us posted! It's hard to separate sensationalism from what's actually going down. The media only amplifies the former...
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Keep us posted! It's hard to separate sensationalism from what's actually going down. The media only amplifies the former...
Now if you can just make your exit without having to spend 45 minutes saying goodbye to everyone, I'd say you're winning at life!
September 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Now if you can just make your exit without having to spend 45 minutes saying goodbye to everyone, I'd say you're winning at life!
Watch it on YouTube instead. Network tv is the walking dead at this point. They don't realize that they're actively pushing their audience away.
September 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Watch it on YouTube instead. Network tv is the walking dead at this point. They don't realize that they're actively pushing their audience away.
That's one of his better tracks. Good call!! You should rock Pink Moon at the next open mic night!!
September 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
That's one of his better tracks. Good call!! You should rock Pink Moon at the next open mic night!!
That was actually me and I was ordering pizza and beer from pagliacci, not calling the cops
I didn't know what was going on but it looked like it was about to get interesting so I did what any sane person would do: get ready to watch some shit get real.
I didn't know what was going on but it looked like it was about to get interesting so I did what any sane person would do: get ready to watch some shit get real.
September 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
That was actually me and I was ordering pizza and beer from pagliacci, not calling the cops
I didn't know what was going on but it looked like it was about to get interesting so I did what any sane person would do: get ready to watch some shit get real.
I didn't know what was going on but it looked like it was about to get interesting so I did what any sane person would do: get ready to watch some shit get real.
It's the same as your classmates who do CrossFit. You don't need to see them or ask them about it. They'll tell you that they sell Amway in every conversation.
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It's the same as your classmates who do CrossFit. You don't need to see them or ask them about it. They'll tell you that they sell Amway in every conversation.
Not to brag but this was what was rising on my Friday night...
September 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Not to brag but this was what was rising on my Friday night...
Happened with the shooting in Butler, PA too. I expect this one will turn out the same way.
I expected them to be busy sending their thoughts and prayers and not politicizing things like usual at this point. 🤔
I expected them to be busy sending their thoughts and prayers and not politicizing things like usual at this point. 🤔
September 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Happened with the shooting in Butler, PA too. I expect this one will turn out the same way.
I expected them to be busy sending their thoughts and prayers and not politicizing things like usual at this point. 🤔
I expected them to be busy sending their thoughts and prayers and not politicizing things like usual at this point. 🤔
??? I hope you're ok.
...Unless you heard that they're discontinuing Hamburger Helper. Then we're all screwed.
To that weird glove thing: thank you for helping me get through the hard times! We'll all miss you!
...Unless you heard that they're discontinuing Hamburger Helper. Then we're all screwed.
To that weird glove thing: thank you for helping me get through the hard times! We'll all miss you!
August 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
??? I hope you're ok.
...Unless you heard that they're discontinuing Hamburger Helper. Then we're all screwed.
To that weird glove thing: thank you for helping me get through the hard times! We'll all miss you!
...Unless you heard that they're discontinuing Hamburger Helper. Then we're all screwed.
To that weird glove thing: thank you for helping me get through the hard times! We'll all miss you!
Extra dogs, please!
August 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Extra dogs, please!
I'm 10 minutes from landing at dia - where the hell am I eating dinner Tonight with those dogs??
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm 10 minutes from landing at dia - where the hell am I eating dinner Tonight with those dogs??