Venusthighgap
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Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you
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Venusthighgap
@venusthighgap.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him impersonate you and drive your car and go to work for you.
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him impersonate you and drive your car and go to work for you.
I go to my shrink tomorrow. If he calls me fat, I’m calling him a doodoo head.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I go to my shrink tomorrow. If he calls me fat, I’m calling him a doodoo head.
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On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 PM
On average, I spend about $150 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
At least this lisp is getting me sympathy tips.
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 PM
At least this lisp is getting me sympathy tips.
Stoned, fat me is so glad going on a diet me didn’t eat that chocolate.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Stoned, fat me is so glad going on a diet me didn’t eat that chocolate.
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my most exclaimed vocalization this week “dude, what?”
January 8, 2026 at 5:04 PM
my most exclaimed vocalization this week “dude, what?”
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In the end it all comes down to tiddies.
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
In the end it all comes down to tiddies.
Everyone who walked to school in bad weather is dead now. You’re lying.
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Everyone who walked to school in bad weather is dead now. You’re lying.
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Cunts who cunt for no reason need to stop cunting.
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Cunts who cunt for no reason need to stop cunting.
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Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Sometimes people are ignorant for their own convenience.
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The President of the United States has lied to the nation to cover up a murder. That is indisputable fact and everyone knows it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
The President of the United States has lied to the nation to cover up a murder. That is indisputable fact and everyone knows it.
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Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Every second the murderer is not arrested is another second for feds to hide him in a place that would create a jurisdictional fight. He's on video killing a person. You have to arrest this guy an hour ago, but you might still have time now.
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I have temporary partials right now and a fucking lisp . After all this bullshit I’m definitely getting a gold tooth.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I have temporary partials right now and a fucking lisp . After all this bullshit I’m definitely getting a gold tooth.
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Piers Morgan Freeman
January 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Piers Morgan Freeman
Stupid old cunt and old husband asked for decaf. Explained that we don’t have it. Proceeded to tell me I need to find out what it is. I hope she drops the fuck dead on this day.
January 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Stupid old cunt and old husband asked for decaf. Explained that we don’t have it. Proceeded to tell me I need to find out what it is. I hope she drops the fuck dead on this day.
I got two partials and my speech is impaired. Hoping I get sympathy tips tomorrow.
December 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I got two partials and my speech is impaired. Hoping I get sympathy tips tomorrow.
Getting my dead tooth removed and replaced. Bringing sexy back.
December 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Getting my dead tooth removed and replaced. Bringing sexy back.
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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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I think at this point everyone knows what Republicans are fighting for and what their priorities are. If you still support them or give them a pass in any way we also know what you are.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think at this point everyone knows what Republicans are fighting for and what their priorities are. If you still support them or give them a pass in any way we also know what you are.
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Good morning - I hate most people, but you're ok. Not you, you're a dick
December 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning - I hate most people, but you're ok. Not you, you're a dick
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No one has skeletons in their closets anymore, everyone keeps them in their phones instead.
December 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
No one has skeletons in their closets anymore, everyone keeps them in their phones instead.
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Trump has now conducted 28 boat strikes, killing over 100 people.
Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.
He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.
This is a danger to us all.
Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.
He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.
This is a danger to us all.
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump has now conducted 28 boat strikes, killing over 100 people.
Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.
He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.
This is a danger to us all.
Remember: no judge or jury has found these boats were trafficking drugs. We're simply taking Trump's word for it.
He’s unilaterally acting as judge, jury, and executioner.
This is a danger to us all.