Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. ACAB
#bringbackthebush
#bringbackthebush
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Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
· Dec 6
Profanity is a crutch for the ignorant. Stupid fucks.
@ladyreezy.bsky.social Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
January 18, 2026 at 3:45 PM
@ladyreezy.bsky.social Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Four GOP Senators.
At most four Repubs in the House.
Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.
At most four Repubs in the House.
Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.
I can't repeat this enough.
I've said this before and I'll say it again.
It would only take a tiny handful of Republican Congress members or senators to stop the slide of America toward authoritarian fascism, but nope. They're all in.
It would only take a tiny handful of Republican Congress members or senators to stop the slide of America toward authoritarian fascism, but nope. They're all in.
January 17, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Four GOP Senators.
At most four Repubs in the House.
Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.
At most four Repubs in the House.
Together they could stop nearly all the mad-king's rampages. They would be known to history as Profiles in Courage. They might/would lose the next election. But people have sacrificed a lot more, for a lot less.
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Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep.Better pee before I fall asleep.Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep. Better pee before I fall asleep. Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep.Better pee before I fall asleep.Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep.Better pee before I fall asleep.Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep. Better pee before I fall asleep. Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m falling asleep.Better pee before I fall asleep.Now I’m wide awake.Scroll on phone till I’m
@coveredmywagon.blacksky.app Are you getting your hopes up?
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
@coveredmywagon.blacksky.app Are you getting your hopes up?
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all my life I was told that America had the greatest system of government ever — but all I can see is one party high-fiving itself over the state-sponsored murder of its citizens, and the other party impotently writing strongly-worded letters about it. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
January 10, 2026 at 8:08 PM
all my life I was told that America had the greatest system of government ever — but all I can see is one party high-fiving itself over the state-sponsored murder of its citizens, and the other party impotently writing strongly-worded letters about it. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK
Pulled on a hangnail and it went all the way down to my knee.
January 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Pulled on a hangnail and it went all the way down to my knee.
Just like your mom.
A large coronal hole has been growing on our star, and it's now formed an enormous, almost-complete circle. Much of the fast solar wind escaping from this hole is on its way to Earth. Read the #sun news at: buff.ly/fAXY03R
📸 NOAA/ GOES.
📸 NOAA/ GOES.
January 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Just like your mom.
In the end it all comes down to tiddies.
January 8, 2026 at 7:27 PM
In the end it all comes down to tiddies.
Two things I wish I could give up forever. Trimming ear/nose hair. Cleaning the shower.
January 7, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Two things I wish I could give up forever. Trimming ear/nose hair. Cleaning the shower.
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
The only one who can save us now.
a man is riding a motorcycle in the desert with the words `` go flash go '' written on the screen .
ALT: a man is riding a motorcycle in the desert with the words `` go flash go '' written on the screen .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:56 PM
The only one who can save us now.
In the year of our Lord 2026 women are still putting no DMs in their bio instead of switching them off.
January 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
In the year of our Lord 2026 women are still putting no DMs in their bio instead of switching them off.
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Might start a reverse Only Fans where I send people pics of my unkempt eyebrows and dry elbows, and they pay me $17.99/month to stop.
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Might start a reverse Only Fans where I send people pics of my unkempt eyebrows and dry elbows, and they pay me $17.99/month to stop.
She holds all her wisdom in her upper lip wrinkles.
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
She holds all her wisdom in her upper lip wrinkles.
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Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
I’d take the oath with my hand on her tit.
January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I’d take the oath with my hand on her tit.
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I’ve fulfilled my New Year’s resolution of eating a McGriddle.
January 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I’ve fulfilled my New Year’s resolution of eating a McGriddle.
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my son was like where’d you learn that and I was like….we figured shit out before the internet bruh
December 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
my son was like where’d you learn that and I was like….we figured shit out before the internet bruh
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I'm concerned as to what sort of crimes Barbie has committed that require her to be lashed to the cardboard like Hannibal Lecter.
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I'm concerned as to what sort of crimes Barbie has committed that require her to be lashed to the cardboard like Hannibal Lecter.
Your mom emptied all the sacks last night.
December 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Your mom emptied all the sacks last night.
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On this day, a child was born who left an indelible mark on human history, transforming our understanding of the world. Famous for his long hair, he unraveled the mysteries of the heavens and brought light to the world.
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
On this day, a child was born who left an indelible mark on human history, transforming our understanding of the world. Famous for his long hair, he unraveled the mysteries of the heavens and brought light to the world.
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)
Happy Birthday, Sir Isaac Newton.
(Born Dec 25, 1642, Julian Calendar)