Mr Shirt
@giantsshirt.bsky.social
I like beef chow mein, pina coladas and your mom. I’m only here because I heard it was Twitter circa 2011. I followed you for your hair. #bringbackthebush
how I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
how I’m rolling up to Thanksgiving
Me all up in her sweaty pits.
September 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Me all up in her sweaty pits.
No new pictures,where are you mentally?
August 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
No new pictures,where are you mentally?
No cheating , last photo of your pet
August 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No cheating , last photo of your pet
Me when’s she’s waffling.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Me when’s she’s waffling.
Felt cute. Might delete later.
August 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Felt cute. Might delete later.
Brothers from another mother.
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Brothers from another mother.
And never used a filter.
July 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And never used a filter.
I’ve lived in the foothills of Northern California for 50 years. This forecast for the middle of July is off the charts insane.
July 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’ve lived in the foothills of Northern California for 50 years. This forecast for the middle of July is off the charts insane.
This is who runs this account.
July 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is who runs this account.
Look how fat this homeless cat is.
July 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Look how fat this homeless cat is.
This is the life I dream about.
July 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is the life I dream about.
Here’s a handy guide to pleasing a woman.
June 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Here’s a handy guide to pleasing a woman.
What’s everyone wearing to the Bluesky living funeral.
May 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
What’s everyone wearing to the Bluesky living funeral.
This is how I want to live my life.
May 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is how I want to live my life.
I don’t have any fucking grandkids.
May 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I don’t have any fucking grandkids.
Lit myself on fire. Wasn’t the first time. Probably won’t be the last.
May 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lit myself on fire. Wasn’t the first time. Probably won’t be the last.
Look at these stupid pigeons.
April 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Look at these stupid pigeons.
Did I just make pb&j on hot dog buns? Yes I did.
April 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Did I just make pb&j on hot dog buns? Yes I did.