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denise70.bsky.social
@denise70.bsky.social
human lie detector
can fold a fitted sheet
likes soup
redhats🖕🏼
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What is the most petty reason you’ve blocked someone?
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Oh they got the all stars out already
February 11, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Gonna be hiding from the mailman for weeks🤣
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 AM
🤣🤣🤣
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That probably would’ve been better🤣
two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones
ALT: two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones
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February 11, 2026 at 2:20 AM
😁🫂🫂
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
😩😩😩😩
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I said something dumb to the mailman approximately 8 hours ago and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.
February 11, 2026 at 1:23 AM
420
February 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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A really good flower day
February 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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I got the world so I’ll be fine, I got the sunshine to figure me out.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
By the way, where are the flying cars we were promised?
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Bring a bowl!!!
February 10, 2026 at 11:25 PM
The caterpillars always get their share! After snow and very cold temperatures for weeks, today it was 65°f…. And I saw a bee💛
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ooohh I didn’t know you’re a gardener, too!
Those look perfect 😋
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
It was not a favorite- I ended up rigging a human poncho for her rain gear🤣
February 10, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This is Cali, she 🌈 a few years ago😞
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Me: I would never put clothes on a dog!!

also me:
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
You’ll like this 💜
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Hi stargazers! Before dawn tomorrow, the waning crescent #moon will be close to bright red #Antares, the brightest star in the constellation #Scorpius the Scorpion. Can you spot 3 moderately bright stars known as the #CrownofScorpius as well? 🌘🌟🌌🔭

Watch this video:
buff.ly/lKI7dR9

📸 EarthSky.org.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Oh awesome! I live in an area where boring white ppl food is king😭
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Oh you do, for sure. If you see all of your food posts bookmarked- that’s me🤣
February 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Next time🤣
(( although this isn’t as 🤢 as handling meat))
Which type of sausage do you use? I could only find Mexican- type chorizo and it was pretty good, but I had to supplement with andouille-sort of felt fraudulent 🤪
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
@dougcdogdad.bsky.social
You inspired this!!! Thanks for the idea💙
February 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Thank you😌
The first batch was barely even green bc the chorizo leaked its “red” everywhere🤣🤣… but I had a ton of collards left, so I was able to adjust. Other than the rinsing, washing, rolling, slicing of collards- it comes together pretty fast🙌🏼
February 10, 2026 at 5:51 PM