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denise70.bsky.social
@denise70.bsky.social
human lie detector
can fold a fitted sheet
likes soup
redhats🖕🏼
🤣🤣🏆
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Look I put a decoration up!!
Happy Friday to you, gorgeous!!
What are up to tonight?
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ll get the decorations 🤣🤣
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Just now- you can see a faint halo and sun dog to the right
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Good luck🤣
December 4, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Lunar halo in central NC
December 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
fin…
might get snow on Friday 🤞🏼
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If we were neighbors, I’d bring you a slice😘
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The next steps, almost seems symbolic 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The whole inside/outside sock thing can be confusing.
I’ve always thought of it as stuffing away the disorganized- hiding it- while leaving a nice neat exterior. I am not good at math of any type, and my executive fx is spectacularly dysfunctional, but I am a folding wizard🫠
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I saw these pics of Ironwood yesterday 😮 Looks like it could be a few days.
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I bought some!!! Thought I was going to be using them for gas😅… I haven’t used these yet in the grocery store, but I’m thinking about it.
If you want half, I’ll happily mail them- just dm your address.
December 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I just noticed that last week 😮
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
((gasp))
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
pretty much-
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees

We call it Master and Servant
We call it Master and Servant

It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
November 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
1 cup water, 1 cup sugar 🤘🏼
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Dress with respect” ?!?
How’s this, boss? 😑
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This cat pretended to like savory salmon pâté, so I bought 20 cans.
Guess who won’t touch savory salmon pâté, and will only eat turkey feast in gravy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Y’all gonna make me lose my mind
Up in here, up in here
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh that looks nice! All of our favorite notes!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM