can fold a fitted sheet
likes soup
redhats🖕🏼
Happy Friday to you, gorgeous!!
What are up to tonight?
Happy Friday to you, gorgeous!!
What are up to tonight?
might get snow on Friday 🤞🏼
might get snow on Friday 🤞🏼
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
Same old trip it was back then
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it once my way
I’ve always thought of it as stuffing away the disorganized- hiding it- while leaving a nice neat exterior. I am not good at math of any type, and my executive fx is spectacularly dysfunctional, but I am a folding wizard🫠
I’ve always thought of it as stuffing away the disorganized- hiding it- while leaving a nice neat exterior. I am not good at math of any type, and my executive fx is spectacularly dysfunctional, but I am a folding wizard🫠
If you want half, I’ll happily mail them- just dm your address.
If you want half, I’ll happily mail them- just dm your address.
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it Master and Servant
We call it Master and Servant
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it Master and Servant
We call it Master and Servant
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
Old school!
Keep your canned nonsense and your hipster foodie relish with oranges and nutmeg😝
How’s this, boss? 😑
How’s this, boss? 😑
Guess who won’t touch savory salmon pâté, and will only eat turkey feast in gravy.
Guess who won’t touch savory salmon pâté, and will only eat turkey feast in gravy.
Up in here, up in here
Up in here, up in here