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Jeff Tiedrich
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the link to this immortal prose is here: bit.ly/4qrLr7s
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This is why I love Master Wordsmith,
Jeff Tiedrich. Please catch him on Substack for a daily TREAT..
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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THE MORE WE KNOW ABOUT THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES, THE WORSE IT GETS. NO WONDER THESE DEGENERATES KEEP TRYING TO COVER IT ALL UP. MAY THEY ALL ROT IN PRISON SOMEDAY. I COVER ALL THIS IN TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qrLr7s
‘nine-year-old victims.’ holy fucking shit. no wonder even some Republicans are now demanding justice be served. what the fuck else is in those files? We the People have a right to know.
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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here's today's post: "the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse" — there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating.
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the Dead Pedo Bestie Files coverup just got a thousand times worse
there’s no justice in sight, and it’s fucking infuriating
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February 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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BAD BUNNY BROUGHT A MESSAGE OF PEACE TO THE SUPER-BOWL AND ALL THE COLICKY MAGA CRYBABIES SHIT THEIR DIAPERS. BOO FUCKING HOO, YOU LOSERS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I RIP MAGA — AS WELL AS THAT DIPSHIT "NO LONGER A KID ROCK" — SEVERAL NEWS ONES. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4txOKwX
‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’? what the hell? look, Bad Bunny — if that even is your real name — MAGA hasn’t spent the last ten years hard at work transforming American into a failed fascist pesthole, only to have you fuck it all up by telling everybody there’s something ‘better than hate.’
February 9, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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here's today's post: "MAGA wins the Crybaby Bowl" — show us on the doll where Bad Bunny hurt you.
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MAGA wins the Crybaby Bowl
show us on the doll where Bad Bunny hurt you
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February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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VICE PRESIDENT COUCHFUCK MCGEE BROUGHT A 40-CAR MOTORCADE TO THE OLYMPICS AND SNARLED TRAFFIC FOR HOURS. WHAT A "FUCKING IDIOT." NOBODY TELLS IT LIKE I DO IN MY POWERFUL POST THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ai3eIm
is it any wonder that Mr. Heartbeat Away gets booed everywhere he goes? he pretty much goes out of his way to be as unpleasant as possible. look at the embarrassing spectacle Couchfuck creates as he leaves the Milan Prefecture after meeting with Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. forty — forty! — armored vehicles completely clog the narrow streets of Milan, bringing everyday life to a standstill. it takes an entire four and a half minutes for every one of JD’s vehicles to clear the building and clownfuck their way into local traffic. Vance treats the streets of Milan the same way he treats a couch. he’s just going to ram it in there — and if anyone doesn’t like it, that’s just too damned bad.
February 8, 2026 at 6:48 PM
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here's today's post: "let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics" — JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch.
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let’s all watch annoying idiot Couchfuck McGee get booed at the Olympics
JD Vance treats Milan the same way he treats a couch
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February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
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LITTLE DONNY FUCKFACE POSTED A SUPER-RACIST VIDEO, AND THEN THE WHITE HOUSE LIED ABOUT IT. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," A POST THAT HAS BIG STRONG PEOPLE SAYING "SIR! SIR! I'M THANKING YOU FOR MY ATTENTION. SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4knJQOR
fun fact: there are no apes in The Lion King — but there are plenty of racists in The Lyin’ King.
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 7 edition" — Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: February 7 edition
Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...
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February 7, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: February 7 edition" — Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: February 7 edition
Donny posts it, MAGA toasts it, and so much more...
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February 7, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
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HEY YOU CHRISTOFASCIST FUCKWEASELS — YOUR "DEAR LEADER" IS LITERALLY THE ANTICHRIST, AND HIS BATSHIT "NATIONAL PRAYER BREAKFAST" SPEECH PROVES IT. I EXPLAIN IT ALL IN MY VERY BIG, VERY POWERFUL POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4a7B2rq
Donny Convict — the drooling loon his cultists believe is God’s Own Avatar On Earth — is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green. with those bona fides, it’s only natural that God’s Own Avatar be anointed to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast. naturally, it was a burst trash bag of rattlebrained incoherence — brags, boasts, outright lies, and fever-swamp fairy-tale nonsense. let’s settle in and sample some of the effluvia that oozed out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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here's today's post: "literal antichrist speaks at prayer breakfast" — scenes from another stark barking batshit speech.
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literal antichrist speaks at prayer breakfast
scenes from another stark barking batshit speech
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February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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JEFF BEZOS IS DELIBERATELY DESTROYING THE WASHINGTON POST — AND FOR WHAT? EXTREMELY TEMPORARY GLORY, THAT'S WHAT. IT'S ALL SUCH A WASTE, AS I EXPLAIN IN TODAY'S EXTREMELY ANGRY POST LIKE FEW THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4az6yA8
heroes, that’s what we’re in desperate need of right now. no one ever went to bed with fascism and came up smelling like roses. no one ever said ‘gee, I’m so glad the Washington Post partnered with Nazis.’ fascist regimes come, and fascist regimes go. when this current nightmare finally runs its course, no one is going to say ‘wasn’t it awesome how Jeff Bezos slobbered all over Dear Leader’s ass?’ the people we’re going to look back on with admiration are the ones who stood up said ‘take your Nazi bullshit and stick it where the sun don’t shine.’
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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here's today's post: "what the fuck, Jeff Bezos?"
democracy — and the Washington Post — dies up the oligarchy’s ass .
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what the fuck, Jeff Bezos?
democracy — and the Washington Post — dies up the oligarchy’s ass
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February 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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for no particular reason at all, just reposting this old piece from October 2024.
Washington Post endorses fascism
the useless press has already capitulated to Elderly Dictator
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February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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in my lifetime, the Washington Post has gone from All The President's Men to All The Dictator's Lapdogs
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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OUR SMELLY AND INCONTINENT OINKER-IN-CHIEF THREW A SHIT-FIT BECAUSE KAITLAN COLLINS WOULDN'T SMILE FOR HIM. EWW. SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY. HE'S SO FUCKING GROSS THAT IT HURTS MY HEAD JUST TO WRITE ABOUT HIM. BUT I DID ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ast91f
shut the fuck up, Piggy. stop being such a misogynistic little piss-baby. Kaitlan Collins isn’t obligated to keep a fake smile plastered on her face while she does her job. she’s not some Motel-a-Lago spa girl, getting paid to pretend to not be repulsed by Jabba the Trump.
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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DONNY THREW A TANTRUM IN THE OVAL BORDELLO WHEN REPORTERS WOULDN'T STOP ASKING ABOUT HIS DEAD PEDO BESTIE. FREE CLUE, DUMBFUCK: YOUR NAME IS ALL OVER THAT SHIT, OF COURSE JOURNOS ARE GOING TO WANT TO KNOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY VERY ANGRY POST ABOUT IT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ast91f
the New York Times actually committed a journalism, and counted up the number of times Donny’s mentioned in the Epstein files that have been released so far. their tally? more than 5,300. and here’s a fun fact: that’s more than five times the number of mentions of Jesus in the Bible.
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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3,000 remaining masked and armed thugs is 3,000 too many
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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here's today's post: "Preznit Fuckwit sure hates being asked about his dead pedo bestie" — what’s up with that?
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Preznit Fuckwit sure hates being asked about his dead pedo bestie
what’s up with that?
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February 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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a year ago, I wrote a whole post about Chuck Schumer. one year later, every word still stands true.
what the fuck, Chuck?
this weak tea shit from Chuck Schumer isn’t helping
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February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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a year ago, I wrote a whole post about Chuck Schumer. one year later, every word still stands true.
what the fuck, Chuck?
this weak tea shit from Chuck Schumer isn’t helping
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February 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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I know that some of you kids out there might find this hard to believe, but there was a time when social media was fun
February 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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this is why I rarely read my mentions
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM