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Jeff Tiedrich
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Face the Nation host Margaret Brennan calling the Epstein Files a 'Democratic distraction' has to be one of the worst cases of journalistic malpractice yet. CBS continues to beclown and embarrass themselves. that's the topic of my post for today. thank you for reading! link is here: bit.ly/48j2Fy7
and let’s also not forget what’s at the core of this Epstein saga: a bunch of rich and powerful degenerates spent years raping children — and the sitting president of the United States may very well have been a willing participant. at the very least, he knew what was going on. isn’t that news, Margaret? might not that be a topic worthy of discussion on Face the Nation? so why is it being dismissed as a ‘Democratic distraction’?
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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NEWS FLASH FOR DIPSHITS LIKE ALAN DERSH: UNDERAGE GIRLS ARE UNDERAGE GIRLS. STOP TRYING TO CONVINCE US THAT SOME KINDS OF ASSAULTS ARE "OK." IT JUST MAKES YOU SOUND LIKE THE VILE DEGENERATES YOU ARE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO ANOTHER ANGRY POST, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4nUwPfH
meanwhile, the worst people in the world are still trying to finesse the idea that it’s not really pedophilia unless it happens in the Pedophile Region of France. otherwise, it’s Sparkling Child Rape.
November 16, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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DING-DONG MEGYN KELLY, A LOSER WHO FAILED ON FOX, WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT EPSTEIN TECHNICALLY WASN'T A "PEDOPHILE." SO FUCKING WHAT? NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK, MEGYN. EPSTEIN'S VICTIMS WERE CHILDREN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY EXTREMELY ANGRY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YAHGL
seriously, why the fuck are we even having this conversation? why do we need to ‘actually’ pedophilia? what is the point? there isn’t one state in the union where adult sex with a 15-year-old is legal, ‘barely’ or not. ‘barely’ is not a thing in US case law. you can’t stand before a judge and go ‘yeah, but she was barely.’ look, shall we just refer to Epstein as a kiddie-fiddler? shall we say that Donny Convict has a dead kiddie-fiddler bestie problem? would that make Megyn Kelly happy? Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. if god forbid she fell victim to some Jeffrey Epstein type, what would Megyn’s reaction be? ‘at least she wasn’t 8’?
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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the view from my front yard, 4:29pm
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME IT'S WRONG FOR THE DEGENERATE WHO WAS FOUND LIABLE FOR SEXUAL ASSAULT TO BE ALONE FOR HOURS WITH A TEENAGE GIRL IN JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S HOUSE. WOKE HAS GONE TOO FAR! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I EXPLAIN THIS. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qYtWx2
now, let’s not jump to conclusions here. just because Donny was holed up for hours at Epstein’s house with one of those underage ‘spa girls’ doesn’t mean that anything untoward was going on. maybe Donny was helping her with her math homework. maybe he was explaining how you can lower the price of a prescription drug by a thousand percent. maybe she was giving him makeup tips on how not to look like a fluorescent tangerine fuckwit. if so, he wasn’t listening.
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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THE WHITE HOUSE TRIED TO GET LAP-HOCKEY CHAMPION LAUREN "HANDY OAKLEY" BOEBERT TO CHANGE HER VOTE TO RELEASE THE DEAD PEDO BESTIE FILES. SPOILER ALERT: IT DIDN'T WORK. I COVER ALL THE EPSTEIN DUMBFUCKERY IN TODAY'S POST, WHICH IS MAYBE THE GREATEST POST OF ALL TIME. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qYtWx2
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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SHITHOLE REPUBLICANS CLAIM TO "LOVE" OUR VETERANS AND THEN VOTE TO CUT THEIR BENEFITS. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT FIVE-TIME DRAFT-DODGING FUCKFACE. ACTUALLY, DO GET ME STARTED. IT'S ALL IN TODAY'S VERY POWERFUL POST WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION: bit.ly/489qVma
yesterday, Preznit Fuckwit traveled to Arlington National Cemetery and laid a wreath on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier Who Didn’t Have A Rich Father To Get Him Out Of War By Paying A Quack Doctor To Gin Up A Bullshit Note About Imaginary Bone Spurs.
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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YESTERDAY, OUR SHIT-FOR-BRAINS PRESIDENT ACTUALLY SAID "NO ONE KNOWS WHAT MAGNETS ARE" AND NOT ONE REPORTER REPLIED "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?" THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY MAGNIFICENT POST THAT NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. "SIR! THANK YOU FOR WRITING IT, SIR!" LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qUKHt7
but check out this nugget buried in Donny soliloquy. ‘nobody knows what magnets are.’ if anyone reading this post doesn’t know what magnets are, could you please check yourself into the nearest Soylent Green facility, because you’re wasting perfectly good oxygen. you know who doesn’t know what magnets are? Donny. he’s every-accusation-is-a-confessioning again. Donny’s mystified by magnets. all he knows is they stop working if they get wet. Preznit Fuckwit is an imbecile who doesn’t know shit about shit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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THERE'S ALWAYS SOME FUCKFACE QUISLING DEMOCRAT WILLING TO COLLUDE WITH REPUBLICANS. LAST NIGHT THERE WERE SEVEN. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I "RIP" THEM SEVERAL "NEW ONES" LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47Ns2GZ
Democrats had all the momentum, and these quislings threw it away. six days after an election where Donny and the Republican got their asses handed to them, these seven Democrats were all ‘hey that was a fun week. now let’s shoot ourselves in both feet.’ they’ve taken all the good will they’d established with their base and flushed it right down the fucking toilet. for what? the only thing you accomplished was to prove to Republicans that holding benefits payments hostage is an effective strategy. now watch them do it again. now, I know what you going to ask: ‘Uncle Jeff, was that fuckface Fetterman one of those seven Democrats?’ of course he was. you know the old saying, ‘when God closes a Joe Manchin, he opens a John Fetterman.’ here’s the complete list of turncoat cowards: Catherine Cortez Masto (NV), Dick Durbin (IL), John Fetterman (PA), Maggie Hassan (NH), Tim Kaine (VA), Jacky Rosen (NV) and Jeanne Shaheen (NH). the Independent was Angus King (ME).
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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WHY THE FUCK ARE REPUBLICAN DUMB-ASSES ARGUING OVER JUST HOW MUCH NAZISM IS AN ACCEPTABLE AMOUNT OF NAZISM WITHIN THEIR OWN PARTY? SPOILER ALERT: IT'S BECAUSE REPUBLICANS FUCKING SUCK, THAT'S WHY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4otbkDN
listen up, Republicans: the correct answer to ‘how much Nazi is the right amount of Nazi’ is, of course, ZERO NAZI. Nazism is repugnant, and everything Nazis stood for should be rejected. I can’t believe I even have to explain this to you shitwits. we fought a whole fucking war about this, remember?
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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THE DUMB-ASS LT. GOV. OF INDIANA IS OUT HERE SAYING IT'S NOT THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB TO HELP PEOPLE. HE CAN FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT, STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA. I COVER ALL THIS AND MORE IN "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," MY VERY STRONG LOOK AT THE DUMBEST FUCKING SHIT THAT HAPPENED. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/49HMBHi
I’m so fed up with this propaganda that’s been shoved down our throats for the past 50 years, about how it’s not government’s job to help people. fuck you completely. helping its people is literally what a government is for. FDR’s New Fucking Deal (yes, that’s what it was called in the first draft) provided a well-funded social safety net that lifted millions of Americans out of poverty and created the strongest middle class we’ve ever seen. look, it’s nice that some churches are willing to step into the breach and feed their communities as best they can — but they can’t do it alone. they don’t have the resources of a federal government. I can’t believe I have to explain this to the Lieutenant Governor of an entire state. fuck you fuck you fuck you.
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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POP QUIZ: WHO IS THE WORST PERSON ON THE PLANET AND WHY IS IT DONALD TRUMP? MAYBE BECAUSE THE DETERIORATING FUCKWIT (WHO SMELLS LIKE A "RIPE" DIAPER) ALWAYS MANAGES TO ACT LIKE A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST IN WHICH I LAY THIS OUT. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4omtSpg
what kind of president — no, what kind of human being — turns their back on a medical emergency going on right next to them, and stares into space? oh gee, excuse us for inconveniencing you, you callous fucking pantload.
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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REPUBLICANS JUST GOT THEIR ASSES STOMPED, BUT FAILED MIKE JOHNSON ("LIMP DICK"!) INSISTS THAT REPUBLICANS ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO RUN ON THEIR RECORD. GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY, YOU DUMBFUCKS. THANK YOU FOR READING MY VERY STRONG POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/47YqGdz
Republicans, please run on your record, because your record fucking sucks. if things keep going the way they’ve been going, next year’s elections are going to make what happened two days ago seem tame by comparison.
November 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Donny Convict wasn't on the ballot yesterday, but the Republican bloodbath that ensued was absolutely a referendum on his fuckery — and guess what: people hate that shit. thanks for reading my post about it, link is here: bit.ly/4nALmgn
the lesson in all this for Donny and his Republican enablers is that none of their fuckery is popular. We the People don’t want masked and armed Gestapo thugs terrorizing our neighborhoods and teargassing our children. We the People don’t want incoherent economic policies that send prices ever upwards. We the People don’t want a broken government that works only for billionaires. We the People don’t want an unhinged and deteriorating 34-count narcoleptic fart factory ruling over us. yesterday’s election results made that clear. President Pudding Cup wasn’t on the ballot, but yesterday’s election was a referendum on his presidency — and the results were not pretty for him. will Republicans learn anything from the drubbing they took yesterday? of course fucking not. expect them to double down on the lunacy — and the oppression. it’s all they know how to do. we’ve got battles ahead of us that will need to be taken on, and won. but for today, let’s congratulate ourselves. tomorrow we return to the fight.
November 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT WHENEVER "LYING LIAR" MIKE JOHNSON (LIAR!) OPENS HIS LYING MOUTH, EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT IS A LIE? I COVER ALL THAT (AND THE DILBERT DIPSHIT, TOO!) IN A VERY POWERFUL POST LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN. THANKS FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE LINK WHICH IS HERE: bit.ly/47Fz2Wa
what’s with all the lying? isn’t Holy Mike supposed to be some kind of super-Christian? isn’t there some commandment about thou shalt not be a fibbing fuckface? it just seems very un-Jesusy. I don’t recall anything in the Sermon on the Mount about ‘blessed are the fucking liars,’ do you?
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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DEMENTED DONNY (LOW-IQ "LOSER") WENT ON 60 MINUTES AND CONFESSED HE HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS PARDONING. IF BIDEN SAID THAT, REPUBLICANS WOULD HAVE LOST THEIR FUCKING MINDS. I EXPLAIN THIS IN A "TREMENDOUS" POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/3Xb5wCQ
not to put a too fine point on this, but if Donny knew nothing about the person he was pardoning, THEN WHY THE FUCK DID HE PARDON HIM? pardons are supposed to be the result of careful consideration of actual miscarriages of justice. they aren’t supposed to be doled out like swag bags at some Great Fatsby golf motel party. either Preznit Fuckwit is lying right to our faces about not knowing the guy who helped Donny enrich himself to the tune of billions of dollars though a series of crypto scams, or he just admitted to unquestioningly signing whatever papers some toady puts in front of him. I’m not sure which is worse.
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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WHAT KIND OF SHITHOLE FUCKWIT THROWS A "GREAT GATSBY" PARTY AFTER DENYING SNAP BENEFITS TO NEEDY FAMILIES? SPOILER ALERT: THE DONNY CONVICT KIND. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POWERFUL POST IN WHICH I COIN THE PHRASE "THE GREAT FATSBY" — YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4qWwqwf
it’s nighttime in America. our government has been shuttered for a month. millions of Americans have just lost their jobs, and millions more just lost their assistance benefits. prices of goods and services keep rising with no end in sight, and the cost of healthcare is about to skyrocket. We the People are hurting — badly. meanwhile, down in his vulgar Florida golf motel, a 34-criminal-count narcoleptic fart factory is hosting a party for his rich fuckwad friends who get off on destroying everything around them. the theme of the party? some book about rich fuckwads who get off on destroying everything around them.
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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AVERAGE AMERICANS CAN'T PAY THEIR BILLS, BUT ALL DONNY CARES ABOUT HIS IS GAUDY NEW BATHROOM. "LET THEM EAT GOLDEN TOILETS," AM I RIGHT? SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY. I COVER THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID," WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE, THANK YOU: bit.ly/4nwBvIw
on Friday — while millions of Americans were going without paychecks, wondering how they were going to pay their skyrocketing insurance premiums, and struggling to feed their families — some fucking idiot bragged about having inflicted his terminally vulgar lack of taste onto the White House’s Lincoln Bathroom.
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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WHAT KIND OF EVIL FUCKSTICK REFUSES TO STOP TEARGASSING CHILDREN ON HALLOWEEN? THE ICE BARBIE AND OBERGRUPPENFÜHRER GREG BOVINO KIND — BECAUSE THEY FUCKING SUCK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT ALL THIS FASCIST FUCKERY. LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/3X5go5b
here’s one sure way to tell you’re living in a shithole country: the governor of a state has to plead with the federal government to ‘hey, can you fascist fuckwads maybe take a short break from lobbing tear gas at our children?’
October 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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SOUTH KOREA GAVE DONNY DUMBFUCK A FAKE "GOLDEN" CROWN AND THE STUPID SHIT ROLLED OVER AND GAVE THEM ANYTHING THEY WANTED. HOW EMBARRASSING IS IT THAT OUR CORRUPT "PRESIDENT" IS AN EASILY-PLAYED FUCKWIT? THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY POST ABOUT IT, WHICH YOU CAN READ HERE: bit.ly/3WQ0s73
South Korea was yesterday’s stop on Donny Convict’s Nice Country You Got Here, Where’s My Swag tour — and oh boy, did they ever know what to give the gold-obsessed old shitwit: a fucking crown. interpreter: “this a key artifact that represents the Silla dynasty, the first Korean kingdom to unite the Korean Peninsula. this gold crown is the largest and most extravagant of the six existing crowns from the Silla period. we present this gold crown to you on this joyous occasion of your state visit.” Donny: “thank you very much.” a crown — and not just any crown, but the ‘largest and most extravagant’ one. boy, South Korea really did their How To Manipulate A Dumbfuck President homework, didn’t they? do you think Donny even realizes that what they gave him was a replica?
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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I'LL BET I KNOW WHY DING-DONG DONNY DEMENTO WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HIS COGNITIVE TEST: IT'S BECAUSE HE FAILED IT. HE SCREWED THE POOCH. YOU JUST KNOW HE FUCKED IT UP ROYALLY. I EXPLORE THIS IN A VERY TREMENDOUS POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. THANKS FOR READING, LINK IS HERE: bit.ly/4ohUSGz
by the way, I have a theory about why Donny keeps yammering about how Crockett or AOC couldn’t pass the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. remember: with Donny, every accusation is a confession. President Pudding Cup failed the fucking thing, didn’t he. they asked him to remember five random words, and he couldn’t. his drawing of a clock looked like a monkey fucking a coconut. he failed, and he knows it, and that why he has to keep talking about how hard it is — to convince himself that nobody could have passed it. and, as always, none of this is normal — and all of it is embarrassing.
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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from today's post: denying financial relief to 42 million needy Americans may seem like a cruel thing to do, but remember: as always, with these sadistic fuckface shitweasels, cruelty is the point.
please read my post here, thanks: bit.ly/4hOa3oB
here’s another example of how our out-of-touch overlords couldn’t give a shit about you or me. in four days, due to the government shutdown, 42 million needy Americans are going to lose their SNAP benefits. mind you, the government has the money to continue paying out these benefits — they’re just choosing not to. because fuck you, that’s why. they are literally starving people because they think they can blame Democrats for it and score political points. seriously, if you go to the USDA Food and Nutrition Service website right now, you’ll get a message basically saying ‘Democrats took your money and gave it to transgender immigrants.’ I shit you not.
October 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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GAZILLIONAIRE SHITKAZOO SCOTT BESSENT WENT ON TV AND ACTUALLY WHINED ABOUT BEING A POOR SOYBEAN FARMER. FUCK OFF, SCOTTY. THAT'S AS BELIEVABLE AS DONNY CONVICT CLAIMING HE'S A "HUMAN BEING." MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4hOa3oB
please pour one out for Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, he’s going through a very rough patch right now. “Martha, in case you don’t know it, I’m actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain, too.” I mean, who among us isn’t a soybean farmer, am I right? Bessent may look like a haughty fuckface oligarch to you, but let me tell you: as soon as those cameras go off, Soybean Scott changes into some well-worn overalls, clenches a stalk of wheat between his teeth, and goes out to work the back forty. e-i-e-i-oh, motherfucker!
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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from today's post: do we even have a government any more? it's a legit question to ask, because Holy Mike Johnson has abdicated Congress' responsibility to keep a president in check, and made Donny Convict a de facto monarch. what the fuck? thanks for reading. link is here: bit.ly/4o8Fxbd
our government has always been made up of useless fucknuts and dimwitted shitwazzles, but at least it functioned. Congress made a budget, Congress appropriated funds, and Congress spent those funds. but not any more. apparently we now have a king again — only this time he’s really fucking dumb — who appropriates our money, goes ‘mine now,’ and does whatever the fuck he wants with it, as if it were that World Cup trophy he stole from FIFA and pretends he won. how is that sustainable?
October 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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OH LOOK, THEY STRAPPED "PISS-DRUNK" PETE KEGSTAND (*BELCH*) INTO THE KIDDIE SEAT OF A FIGHTER JET AND PRETENDED HE WAS A ZOOM-ZOOM PILOT, AND MAGA DIPSHITS ALL SWOONED. THIS AND ALL THE OTHER DUMBFUCKERY THAT HAPPENED IS IN MY "THIS WEEK IN STUPID." THANK YOU FOR READING IT HERE: bit.ly/4obgnsu
let’s be crystal fucking clear about this: Pete Kegstand was a passenger. no way was he flying the plane — not with his blood-alcohol level. of course, the Department of Defense went out of their way to crop that video in a way that implied Piss-Drunk Pete was piloting that jet — because that’s what you do when your SecDef is a banty rooster with a paper-thin ego in need of constant affirmation that he’s something other than a two-bit Fox News weekend chat-show dunk-tank clown.
October 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM