Venusthighgap
@venusthighgap.bsky.social
Atheist bipolar type 1 diabetic-Vote Blue!! Don’t DM me,I’ll DM you
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Venusthighgap
@venusthighgap.bsky.social
· Nov 18
I was raised Mormon, but I quit before I got any magic underwear.
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Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
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You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can open all the doors but sometimes a ghost just won't leave.
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
I waited on the CEO of my company with a giant booger in my nose. Because I’m a perfectionist.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I waited on the CEO of my company with a giant booger in my nose. Because I’m a perfectionist.
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The Trump trials are going to be wild.
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Trump trials are going to be wild.
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Gooners never say die or whatever.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Gooners never say die or whatever.
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If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
November 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
If cheese isn’t a love language then I don’t believe in love.
When I get to 2k, I’ll show my butthole
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I get to 2k, I’ll show my butthole
Hot flashes and interviews don’t mix. Holy fuck
November 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Hot flashes and interviews don’t mix. Holy fuck
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Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
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White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
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You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.
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I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
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50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
50% of rabbit foot keychains are actually rabbit hand keychains
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Guess I can think of it as the Republican weight loss plan.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Guess I can think of it as the Republican weight loss plan.
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I just here to make you feel weird about laughing at the wrong things.
November 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I just here to make you feel weird about laughing at the wrong things.
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Listen. I like you. It’s just. Some of that shit’s just too long to read.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Listen. I like you. It’s just. Some of that shit’s just too long to read.
My coworker said I looked 50. No worries .I’ll get my facelift before I go to prison for killing him.
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
My coworker said I looked 50. No worries .I’ll get my facelift before I go to prison for killing him.
People talk too much. They should shut the fuck up.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
People talk too much. They should shut the fuck up.
If you see me in public, the hello is implied.
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If you see me in public, the hello is implied.
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Confessions of a pot smoker.
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Confessions of a pot smoker.
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sideshow bob's penis
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
sideshow bob's penis
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Not to be rude, classmate from the 90s, but maybe your selfies should include alt text for why you let yourself go.
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Not to be rude, classmate from the 90s, but maybe your selfies should include alt text for why you let yourself go.
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getting your own text buzzing notification at the same time the character on tv gets a text buzzing notification is some real 4d shit
October 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
getting your own text buzzing notification at the same time the character on tv gets a text buzzing notification is some real 4d shit
I wrote you a song about your ding dong. That eye roll was unnecessary.
October 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I wrote you a song about your ding dong. That eye roll was unnecessary.