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Fickle Filly
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Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.

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We’re all fucked.

You’re not special.
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Open the door - check
Get on the floor - check
Walk the dinosaur - fuck off
September 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Is this wallowing hole taken?
September 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Told my kid that the place where they train racehorses is called a gymneighsium and now I have another meeting with his teacher.
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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OMG!
You're all doing it wrong!
Here let me fuck it up
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star
Please explode and put an end to this madness🎶
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I want friends, but I'm afraid they will try to talk to me.
September 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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museums are like “hey check out how obsessed ancient humans were with vases”
September 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Fuck you. I'm hilarious,babycheeks.
When I'm not saddened by every fucking thing..
September 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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this email could have been a message in a bottle floating out at sea
September 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Hearing AI is 2 or 3 years from wiping out humanity put a little pep in my step this morning
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Running errands and hitting the butcher shop after the dispensary could easily become a high stakes situation.
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Looking for a walking machine (a machine that goes out and walks for me while I stay home and cry).
September 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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No AirPods today. Just me, raw-dogging reality like some commoner
September 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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"The only people I owe my loyalty to are those who never made me question theirs."

~ Unknown
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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i’m sleeping wrong can have you walking around in a neck brace the next day years old
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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apparently my socks never remember the buddy system whenever i wash them… any science on this?
September 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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as the basic bitch once said: i can’t even right now
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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my wife said you can’t fix depression with iced coffee & reckless optimism
i said that’s all the fuck i do
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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When the instructions say to 'store in a cool, dark place', my first thought is 'oh, my heart'.
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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haven’t we been through purgatory long enough already
September 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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asked my 8 yr old what she wants from Santa this year. with no hesitation,"rip away pants"
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM