Harold Lloyd
@thecityz.bsky.social
I found the answer, it's Van Occupanther.
Ooh if I knew you were coming I'd have faked my wake..
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Ooh if I knew you were coming I'd have faked my wake..
It's raining here. What's it doing there?
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's raining here. What's it doing there?
Tax everyone except me
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tax everyone except me
Newspaper sites need to stop the 'Massive Snowfall Coming to UK' headlines when it's only coming to the fucking highest mountains of Scotland.
I've twice been on the verge of waxing down my sledge this week only to realised I've been duped.
I've twice been on the verge of waxing down my sledge this week only to realised I've been duped.
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Newspaper sites need to stop the 'Massive Snowfall Coming to UK' headlines when it's only coming to the fucking highest mountains of Scotland.
I've twice been on the verge of waxing down my sledge this week only to realised I've been duped.
I've twice been on the verge of waxing down my sledge this week only to realised I've been duped.
My milkshake brings all the government's tax collectors to the yard
And they're like
Give us some money you milkshake making fuck.
And they're like
Give us some money you milkshake making fuck.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My milkshake brings all the government's tax collectors to the yard
And they're like
Give us some money you milkshake making fuck.
And they're like
Give us some money you milkshake making fuck.
The best advice I can give is that you don't believe anything you ever read, see, hear, think or are told. Nothing. Nada. Be safe out there guys.
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The best advice I can give is that you don't believe anything you ever read, see, hear, think or are told. Nothing. Nada. Be safe out there guys.
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him: She was a nightmare
me:
me:
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
him: She was a nightmare
me:
me:
I eat cheese with the wrapper still on. Just so you know who you're dealing with.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I eat cheese with the wrapper still on. Just so you know who you're dealing with.
No I'm not putting the Xmas lights up on the 23rd November
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
No I'm not putting the Xmas lights up on the 23rd November
Ding Dong merrily I'm high.
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Ding Dong merrily I'm high.
Just got the entire carriage on this rush hour tube (Warwick Avenue to Harrow) to sing 'It must have been Love' by Roxette. Really quite moving.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Just got the entire carriage on this rush hour tube (Warwick Avenue to Harrow) to sing 'It must have been Love' by Roxette. Really quite moving.
You might trick me once, I won't let you trick me...oh, nice one
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You might trick me once, I won't let you trick me...oh, nice one
I've been involved in some pretty dull Teams meetings; July kick off 2023; YTD round up April 2021, but they pale into insignificance when compared to this dull pile of bile I'm sitting through now. And I'm hosting and called it.
November 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I've been involved in some pretty dull Teams meetings; July kick off 2023; YTD round up April 2021, but they pale into insignificance when compared to this dull pile of bile I'm sitting through now. And I'm hosting and called it.
I'm going into the office tomorrow, anyone else gonna be there?
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm going into the office tomorrow, anyone else gonna be there?
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I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I went to high five myself but I left me hanging and I looked like a total idiot. How embarrassing
Trump will not bend over for BBC
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Trump will not bend over for BBC
Morning, gosh what a cunt of a day it is for the weather. Ciao.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Morning, gosh what a cunt of a day it is for the weather. Ciao.
Me, you, Nick Knowles, a bowl of raspberry jelly, half a brick and three tickets to Heaven.
Shall we?
Shall we?
November 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Me, you, Nick Knowles, a bowl of raspberry jelly, half a brick and three tickets to Heaven.
Shall we?
Shall we?
John Lewis doesn't actually sell that song
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
John Lewis doesn't actually sell that song
If you find yourself in a near empty train carriage go and sit yourself down next to someone - they'll be glad of the conversation if it's a long journey.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If you find yourself in a near empty train carriage go and sit yourself down next to someone - they'll be glad of the conversation if it's a long journey.
You think the BBC comedy Bread is funny
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 AM
You think the BBC comedy Bread is funny
Your face is a right old palava
November 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Your face is a right old palava
Sorry my computer's running a little bit slow.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sorry my computer's running a little bit slow.
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Ooo America you in trouble girl
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ooo America you in trouble girl