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Certified Menefreghismo™️ Practitioner and card-carrying Communist
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My only desire in life, when it’s all said and done, is to be trusted and beloved by children and animals.
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this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
I understand why a lot of white liberals are like, fuck the south, because they think about the people in power who are mostly white conservatives. But that is only because of Jim Crow, voter suppression, a lack of real funding for Dems there
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this take gets annoying as a southerner. you should not give up on the south, but no, it is not red because of voter suppression or a lack of funding for dems. doug jones raised shitloads of money and lost. it is red because the overwhelming majority are extremely racist white conservatives
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A meeting of the minds in this great @nymag.com photo diary of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s Election Day. nymag.com/intelligence...
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A meeting of the minds in this great @nymag.com photo diary of @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s Election Day. nymag.com/intelligence...
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The Pharcyde's "Labcabincalifornia" was released 30 years ago today.
youtu.be/jQ-RrGCSa2M?...
youtu.be/jQ-RrGCSa2M?...
The Pharcyde - Runnin' (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by PharcydeVEVO
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November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The Pharcyde's "Labcabincalifornia" was released 30 years ago today.
youtu.be/jQ-RrGCSa2M?...
youtu.be/jQ-RrGCSa2M?...
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Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Anyone saying the word tankie online in 2025 will be forced to relocate to a place currently collapsing due to climate change. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Some of you have never been given a timeout for saying something overly provocative, and it shows
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Some of you have never been given a timeout for saying something overly provocative, and it shows
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unfollowed a few people for acting like a 3-day timeout on social media is something akin to disappearing someone in the night. get a grip
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
unfollowed a few people for acting like a 3-day timeout on social media is something akin to disappearing someone in the night. get a grip
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the civil war should have ended with the summary execution of every elected confederate official and all confederate military officers
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
the civil war should have ended with the summary execution of every elected confederate official and all confederate military officers
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First a woman from the 1300s named Diot Coke, and now this
[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
First a woman from the 1300s named Diot Coke, and now this
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*white supremacy, which is slightly different
Everything that’s bad about America is bad because of racism.
Every. Thing.
Every. Thing.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*white supremacy, which is slightly different
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Honkballer Ohtani
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP #sport
Honkballer Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers voor de vierde keer MVP
LOS ANGELES ANPAFP Honkballer Shohei Ohtani van Los Angeles Dodgers is voor de vierde keer uitgeroepen tot meest waardevolle speler MVP in zijn divisie van de MLB. Het was de tweede keer op rij dat de 31jarige Japanner werd gekozen tot MVP van de National League. Eerder kreeg hij als speler van Los Angeles Angels twee keer de prijs in de American League.
www.rtl.nl
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Honkballer Ohtani
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
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November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
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Can’t read any more posts about that freak. (I’m referring of course to Oscar “THE” Grouch…)
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Can’t read any more posts about that freak. (I’m referring of course to Oscar “THE” Grouch…)
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Britain's true legacy is packing criminals and pedophiles into boats and sending them off to make colonies on remote islands
November 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Britain's true legacy is packing criminals and pedophiles into boats and sending them off to make colonies on remote islands
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
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I’m glad Noam Chomsky lived long enough to get dragged for being a party to Harvard Carcosa
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I’m glad Noam Chomsky lived long enough to get dragged for being a party to Harvard Carcosa
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Congrats to Outkast on their Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction. I remember when Wesley Clark wanted to appeal to young voters during his short-lived presidential campaign.
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
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The more we learn about Zohran Mamdani's upbringing, the clearer it becomes that he owes everything to his connected, well-to-do parents.
by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.
by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.
November 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The more we learn about Zohran Mamdani's upbringing, the clearer it becomes that he owes everything to his connected, well-to-do parents.
by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.
by A.G. Sulzberger, Andrew Cuomo, Bill Ackman, and Donald Trump, Jr.
At Tahoe Forest Baths in Stateline, NV getting a cedar enzyme “bath”
November 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
At Tahoe Forest Baths in Stateline, NV getting a cedar enzyme “bath”
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When I was young, I was sure that Strangelove was a parody of Fail Safe. And then I stumbled across the fact that Strangelove was released nearly a year earlier.
Fail Safe vs Strangelove is one of those Manhunter vs Silence of the Lambs situations
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When I was young, I was sure that Strangelove was a parody of Fail Safe. And then I stumbled across the fact that Strangelove was released nearly a year earlier.
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Want to point out the first category featured in this is called “Much ado about Nutting”
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
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November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Want to point out the first category featured in this is called “Much ado about Nutting”