Chief Skeet 👑🖤✊🏾🌱
@longlivethechief.bsky.social
Long live the Chief.
King to a 👸🏾
Father to a 🤴🏾
Damn near 40.
Practitioner of Life.
***The views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.
King to a 👸🏾
Father to a 🤴🏾
Damn near 40.
Practitioner of Life.
***The views expressed are my own and do not reflect those of my employer.
Pinned
You’ve grown into someone who would’ve protected you as a child.
And that’s the most powerful decision you’ve made.
And that’s the most powerful decision you’ve made.
Dammit. Aight I’ll get caught up and try to avoid spoilers on here lol
*Also, it wouldn’t let me comment below your skeet for some reason
*Also, it wouldn’t let me comment below your skeet for some reason
Yeah because you need to know who Vecna is (the final boss essentially). They are introduced in Season 4.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Dammit. Aight I’ll get caught up and try to avoid spoilers on here lol
*Also, it wouldn’t let me comment below your skeet for some reason
*Also, it wouldn’t let me comment below your skeet for some reason
Do I need to be caught up on Stranger Things to understand the last season?
I stopped after season 2.
I stopped after season 2.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Do I need to be caught up on Stranger Things to understand the last season?
I stopped after season 2.
I stopped after season 2.
“I need you come clean my house?”
The ultimate cleanliness compliment from Black ppl.
The ultimate cleanliness compliment from Black ppl.
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“I need you come clean my house?”
The ultimate cleanliness compliment from Black ppl.
The ultimate cleanliness compliment from Black ppl.
Did I just go colorblind or is the Boston Celtics court matrix green?
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Did I just go colorblind or is the Boston Celtics court matrix green?
estoy drogado
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
estoy drogado
How is it that the carrots look ashy?
"Stuffing is wet bread with pieces of wet celery stuck to it. Everyone says they love it, but they never prepare it on any other day of the year. The majority of the other side dishes are factory-rejected baby food."
How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
buff.ly
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
How is it that the carrots look ashy?
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I had 2 take my dad 2 a Dr. appointment this morning and that cracka immediately said it! I was like:😒🙄
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I had 2 take my dad 2 a Dr. appointment this morning and that cracka immediately said it! I was like:😒🙄
I worked in a grocery store in high school.
The #1 question before/on Thanksgiving was “which one is collard, mustard and turnip?”
It was common to see bros come back twice 😂
The #1 question before/on Thanksgiving was “which one is collard, mustard and turnip?”
It was common to see bros come back twice 😂
Y'all. Why my homegirl just call + tell me she forgot her greens at the store, so she sent her husband to go back + grab them....why he bring back some kale?😩😭😭😭
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I worked in a grocery store in high school.
The #1 question before/on Thanksgiving was “which one is collard, mustard and turnip?”
It was common to see bros come back twice 😂
The #1 question before/on Thanksgiving was “which one is collard, mustard and turnip?”
It was common to see bros come back twice 😂
A horror story:
When you thought it was sweet potato pie but it was pumpkin! 😭
November 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A horror story:
I don’t like it when yt ppl tell me happy thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I don’t like it when yt ppl tell me happy thanksgiving.
Preemptively tell that one uncle to keep those food blessings to under a minute this year.
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Preemptively tell that one uncle to keep those food blessings to under a minute this year.
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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
Of Sundays
6. What is your favorite month?
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Of Sundays
Mr. Fantastic
What superhero name would you like to be called in the bedroom?
November 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Mr. Fantastic
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When in doubt… Send her some money.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
When in doubt… Send her some money.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
Our eyes (the iris + pupil) looks like little galaxies.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Our eyes (the iris + pupil) looks like little galaxies.
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Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
Nevermind, I just thought about tacos.
I think I’m going to fast all day today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Nevermind, I just thought about tacos.
I think I’m going to fast all day today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think I’m going to fast all day today.
Being the ✌🏾stable one✌🏾isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Being the ✌🏾stable one✌🏾isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
(Home Alone 1 & 2 are also yearly staples)
(Home Alone 1 & 2 are also yearly staples)
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
(Home Alone 1 & 2 are also yearly staples)
(Home Alone 1 & 2 are also yearly staples)
Tunde is a beast 🔥
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tunde is a beast 🔥
Black ppl will put an “s” at the end of any place of business.
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Black ppl will put an “s” at the end of any place of business.
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A lot of men are the “women” they hate.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A lot of men are the “women” they hate.