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@90sslowjamz.bsky.social
Certified Menefreghismo™️ Practitioner and card-carrying Communist
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My only desire in life, when it’s all said and done, is to be trusted and beloved by children and animals.
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doing the “he was no angel” to Maduro would perhaps work better if our own current president wasn’t a serial murderer who 100% fucked kids
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
doing the “he was no angel” to Maduro would perhaps work better if our own current president wasn’t a serial murderer who 100% fucked kids
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If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 AM
If AI videos become so good you can’t tell what’s real or not I’ll just never watch a video again. Whatever
Come to Queen’s jetty in the next 10 minutes if you want to get your ass beat
January 4, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Come to Queen’s jetty in the next 10 minutes if you want to get your ass beat
Over easy, poached, or omelette
I have a Sunday topic I would like to discuss. Eggs.
How do you like your eggs?
How do you like your eggs?
January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Over easy, poached, or omelette
Also, delete the app from your phone.
Really good time to develop a satisfying personal life. Lean way into a hobby or project that requires busywork or two hands or lots of undivided attention
January 4, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Also, delete the app from your phone.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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I hope the people of Venezuela vigorously reject US efforts to take their natural resources.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I hope the people of Venezuela vigorously reject US efforts to take their natural resources.
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When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
When you’re doom posting about how everything is inevitable and no one can stop them, you’re doing their work for them. Stop that
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Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Screaming "wtf" and waiting for a spontaneous uprising is going to discourage you. There won't be a spontaneous uprising. That's just not where the people are at.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
Organize for the long term. Build community. Build resilience. Have a strategy for whatever corner of this thing you're working on.
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saw a young woman at the crowded airport using her laptop with over-the-ear headphones and I guess she got bored because she pulled out her phone to start watching tiktok extremely loudly, presumably because otherwise she wouldn't be able to hear them through the headphones she was still wearing
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
saw a young woman at the crowded airport using her laptop with over-the-ear headphones and I guess she got bored because she pulled out her phone to start watching tiktok extremely loudly, presumably because otherwise she wouldn't be able to hear them through the headphones she was still wearing
Trump is worse! STOP DOING THIS BULLSHIT
Maduro is a brutal and oppressive dictator of Venezuela.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
Trump has no legitimate legal basis for military action against Venezuela under United States or international law.
Both of those facts are simultaneously true.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Trump is worse! STOP DOING THIS BULLSHIT
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
January 3, 2026 at 2:24 PM
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
As always, death to America
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 AM
As always, death to America
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grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
![A Bluesky user based in Venezuela posted 'I live near a military air base and five earth-shaking explosions were just heart.'
User @thenordic.bsky.social (a random asshole) replied 'was it too hard for you to to [sic] add a link?' along with a link to an AP piece. Quick, don't look, what do you think the odds are that this user responded gracefully to being told that OP was on the ground and reporting firsthand?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ycbmujtxprrwbkiw3x5qsyz4/bafkreieh2ddespqvcqdhpfy4g2higsw4lfiguzpaxs3rdessztcokmww6i@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 AM
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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For those earnestly wondering why didn’t anyone in the military say no, why did the soldiers agree to do this, remind yourself of how much money we spend on technology made solely for killing for our military, and then ask what child wouldn’t want an excuse to play with his toys
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 AM
For those earnestly wondering why didn’t anyone in the military say no, why did the soldiers agree to do this, remind yourself of how much money we spend on technology made solely for killing for our military, and then ask what child wouldn’t want an excuse to play with his toys