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Alex Firer
@alexfirer.bsky.social
Once I ate a hot sauce that was too hot and someday I will die (unrelated)

Writing Credits: Doughboys: The Comic Book, Rick and Morty for Oni Press, Diablo Comic, The Onion News Network, Bowieverse. These things are resumes sometimes, it's fine.
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2025 Issues Released This Year. All drawn by @fredcstresing.bsky.social and colored by @megcasey.bsky.social incidentally.
You can just assume every blacked out name is Donald Trump. Easier that way.
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Elon Musk saying "epic" and "ftw!" in his email to try to be a pedophile is I guess how I would write him if I didn't have to think that hard
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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Dear Jeff yes hello from my work email. Can’t wait to see u at Sexcriminalboat ,,
January 31, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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One of the funniest conspiracy theories is that Kubrick was killed for Eyes Wide Shut but at the same time they were like "well he worked really hard on this, only fair to give it a wide release"
January 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It's wild the new Epstein leak implicated Trump but then the DOJ was like "whoops never mind" and that somehow worked on people????
January 31, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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here's a picture i took at work nine years ago, during the airport protests after the muslim ban. anyone who showed up to an event like this at google today would be fired.
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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hey man it’s gonna be alright
January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
This is going to absolutely fuck the Melania box office.
January 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
"Not The Onion" is thrown around, but a fascist president doing something this dumb is like a classic Onion formula.
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
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RIP to the great Catherine O'Hara. have shared this before but as a child i was convinced she was Macaulay Culkin's actual mom irl because i found their relationship in Home Alone so believable and moving that i didn't believe they were just acting
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread

youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...
SCTV - Lola's Love Spirit
YouTube video by The Second City
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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The tech billionaire appeared to want to visit disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein’s private island years after original allegations of sexual abuse had emerged.
Musk Busted Pleading to Visit Pedo Island in Epstein Files
Musk appeared to have attempted to arrange a meeting on the billionaire’s island, years after Epstein’s creepy behavior had been exposed.
trib.al
January 30, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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Okay, so impeach when?
January 30, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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Uhhhh this file magically disappeared from the dump after being up for a while apparently
Okay, so impeach when?
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Catherine O'Hara was one of the last geniuses of a generation of comedians that truly made comedy worth watching for a massive audience. It feels like we're still feeling the loss of that generation.
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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anywhere you find people who want nothing more than to hole up at home and have an endless frictionless conveyor belt of food and entertainment delivered into their waiting receptacles, you find people like Elon Musk willing to exploit their passivity and greed
January 30, 2026 at 5:33 PM
You know the Supreme Court that elected a rapist who cries about beer in his hearing is going exactly as you’d think it would.
January 30, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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it's a thing the entire mythos of america was built on. they teach this shit in grade school. what the fuck is happening.
January 30, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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It’s an affront to the idea of a written constitution that this case will reach oral argument.
A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Don Lemon and Georgia Fort were arrested by "federal agents."

Federal agents from where? What federal agency is arresting journalists? Not seeing this in the news stories or announcements.
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Remember that in addition to arresting reporters, the regime deported journalist Mario Guevara after detaining him while covering No Kings Day protests.

“His imprisonment is among the longest for any reporter arrested in connection with their work as a journalist in United States history.”
Journalist Mario Guevara deported to El Salvador after 100 days in Ice custody
Removal comes after Emmy-winning Salvadorian reporter was arrested while covering ‘No Kings Day’ protest
www.theguardian.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM