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and nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothings ever worth the cost
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shortstack the millionaire the mansion the yacht
i am proposing a 69 year mortgage
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i am proposing a 69 year mortgage
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*me after meditating for two hours*
Cash really does rule everything around me
Cash really does rule everything around me
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*me after meditating for two hours*
Cash really does rule everything around me
Cash really does rule everything around me
wish i wasn’t paying for a new kitchen so i could quit this fucking job
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
wish i wasn’t paying for a new kitchen so i could quit this fucking job
all the steel we get in now is fucking shit man
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
all the steel we get in now is fucking shit man
queen dead bond dead empire in shambles playing second fiddle for their worst child
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
queen dead bond dead empire in shambles playing second fiddle for their worst child
claus / fairy 2028
That December vote is a huge moment we can turn into a victory. People are watching. Good bill, we win; they cheat, they will lose. If we fight united.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
claus / fairy 2028
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EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
EPA To Monarch Butterflies: ‘Count Your Fucking Days’ https://theonion.com/epa-to-monarch-butterflies-count-your-fucking-days/
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Idiocracy was originally released as a comedy, but methinks in these times,
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Idiocracy was originally released as a comedy, but methinks in these times,
when i was in college i used to go to the local old folks home once in a while to help the residents with computer stuff and there was one dude charlie who just wanted someone to bullshit with while he googled pictures of brigitte bardot
To wit: bsky.app/profile/brya...
“She said he talked a lot about the 1980s pop star Paula Abdul and that he said he wanted programming that could ‘be like Paula Abdul.’” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/u...
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
when i was in college i used to go to the local old folks home once in a while to help the residents with computer stuff and there was one dude charlie who just wanted someone to bullshit with while he googled pictures of brigitte bardot
if you’re making a computer girlfriend you should have to use the character creator from oblivion (2006)
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
if you’re making a computer girlfriend you should have to use the character creator from oblivion (2006)
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Computer, make a lady who looks like my ex wives but make her find me attractive and say she loves me. Start simulation
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Computer, make a lady who looks like my ex wives but make her find me attractive and say she loves me. Start simulation
computer generate a video of a girl who would offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses on a hot summer night
November 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
computer generate a video of a girl who would offer her throat to the wolf with the red roses on a hot summer night
the pretty lady in the computer wants my dick
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the pretty lady in the computer wants my dick
i’m built like this btw
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i’m built like this btw
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gonna lose my shit if i see another robot wearing a maid outfit
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
gonna lose my shit if i see another robot wearing a maid outfit
they changed the starmix bro i am crashing out rn we never shoulda let germany unify man
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
they changed the starmix bro i am crashing out rn we never shoulda let germany unify man
i sure feel a whole lot safer knowing the fuckass cops have a license plate reader in the grocery store parking lot dying empire
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
i sure feel a whole lot safer knowing the fuckass cops have a license plate reader in the grocery store parking lot dying empire
we had an intern that looked like this guy that got fired for incompetence
Almost universal across the west. Voters have never had it so good. But they feel more was promised. And isn't just the cost but the difficulties of life, and the sense of a class that doesn't face these.
Difficult to sort in low-growth times. www.ft.com/content/7913...
Difficult to sort in low-growth times. www.ft.com/content/7913...
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 AM
we had an intern that looked like this guy that got fired for incompetence
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sorry my bad i’ll smoke quieter
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
sorry my bad i’ll smoke quieter
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You can't dislike my posts more than I do
November 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
You can't dislike my posts more than I do
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the sky is so much bigger when all the leaves are gone
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
the sky is so much bigger when all the leaves are gone
baja blast isn’t even good man
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
baja blast isn’t even good man