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· Dec 13
sweet leaf - extended couging mix.mp3
there is a potato burek and several loaves of iraqi flatbread in my future
December 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
there is a potato burek and several loaves of iraqi flatbread in my future
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But let me get to the point
Let’s roll another joint
& another
& another
& another
Let’s roll another joint
& another
& another
& another
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
But let me get to the point
Let’s roll another joint
& another
& another
& another
Let’s roll another joint
& another
& another
& another
i got nowhere to be buddy i can do this all day
as a Fast Walker it is time to declare open warfare against the Slow Walkers. what are they gonna do, slowly meander at us
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i got nowhere to be buddy i can do this all day
did not have to watch elf this year
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
did not have to watch elf this year
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Badger’s Bakery 🥖🥨🍞
December 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Badger’s Bakery 🥖🥨🍞
eaten like half a chocolate orange already
December 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
eaten like half a chocolate orange already
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vince gauraldi recorded the only tolerable christmas songs
December 25, 2023 at 8:10 PM
vince gauraldi recorded the only tolerable christmas songs
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God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
God Rest You! Merry Gentlemen
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i honestly think scrooge was more right than people are willing to admit. imagine you’re at work trying to focus on your shit and suddenly a bunch of people barge in the door and interrupt your work to go on about the heating and one of them is kermit
December 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i honestly think scrooge was more right than people are willing to admit. imagine you’re at work trying to focus on your shit and suddenly a bunch of people barge in the door and interrupt your work to go on about the heating and one of them is kermit
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me and the boys just seen a cool star out west so we’re packing up some myrrh and heading over there
December 24, 2024 at 6:18 PM
me and the boys just seen a cool star out west so we’re packing up some myrrh and heading over there
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my new years resolution is to start smoking cigarettes again cause im tired of not looking cool
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
my new years resolution is to start smoking cigarettes again cause im tired of not looking cool
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As Christmas approaches, it’s time for me to re-share my ancient illustration of Santa devouring one of his elves
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
As Christmas approaches, it’s time for me to re-share my ancient illustration of Santa devouring one of his elves
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the wind is beginning. stay safe everyone in the pdx area. make sure you have candles and things to eat that don’t require heating in case you lose power. charge your devices now.
December 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
the wind is beginning. stay safe everyone in the pdx area. make sure you have candles and things to eat that don’t require heating in case you lose power. charge your devices now.
if i were my vape where would i have put me
December 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
if i were my vape where would i have put me
just finished dinner hell yeah burrito hat trick
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
just finished dinner hell yeah burrito hat trick
kevin mccallister did nothing wrong man somebody shoulda beat buzz’s ass a long time ago
December 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
kevin mccallister did nothing wrong man somebody shoulda beat buzz’s ass a long time ago
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therapist: and how does that make you feel?
Austin Powers: horny, baby
therapist: *jots down "horny"*
Austin Powers: horny, baby
therapist: *jots down "horny"*
December 23, 2025 at 9:56 PM
therapist: and how does that make you feel?
Austin Powers: horny, baby
therapist: *jots down "horny"*
Austin Powers: horny, baby
therapist: *jots down "horny"*
the elves at the dispensary took care of me man
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the elves at the dispensary took care of me man
i look like my high school band director lmao
December 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
i look like my high school band director lmao
i bet the first dude they put chocolate on a pretzel got so much pussy
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i bet the first dude they put chocolate on a pretzel got so much pussy
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everything is five bucks more than it used to be dying empire
might have taco bell for lunch and dinner today
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
everything is five bucks more than it used to be dying empire
this is the only thing you should care about nerdlinger
December 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this is the only thing you should care about nerdlinger
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i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs
December 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i feel like i would be a very good shirt designer for big dogs