@52sicarius.bsky.social
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cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
cop: pick up that wrapper
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
me: no
cop: okay, have a nice day
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feeling less irritated now that i’ve convinced myself the upstairs neighbors are a lovely horse family
September 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
feeling less irritated now that i’ve convinced myself the upstairs neighbors are a lovely horse family
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Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
August 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
Pat Sajak: Go ahead
Me: I didn’t say I could
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your 2025 year of sleep wrapped but it’s all the sleep you didn’t get and a nice big cozy blanket to go take a nap
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 PM
your 2025 year of sleep wrapped but it’s all the sleep you didn’t get and a nice big cozy blanket to go take a nap
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Just said hello to a leaf thinking it was a moth. Mortified.
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Just said hello to a leaf thinking it was a moth. Mortified.
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I’m going to start yelling a tune like a Samsung washing machine every time I complete a small task to see if it helps my mental health
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m going to start yelling a tune like a Samsung washing machine every time I complete a small task to see if it helps my mental health
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people will say anything on here “a corn dog is a poor substitute for love” no it isn’t that’s not true
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
people will say anything on here “a corn dog is a poor substitute for love” no it isn’t that’s not true
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ah but I have an ace up my sleeve (I struggle to shake a full size gun out of my shirt cuff. I start trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste)
December 4, 2025 at 4:23 AM
ah but I have an ace up my sleeve (I struggle to shake a full size gun out of my shirt cuff. I start trying to squeeze it out like toothpaste)
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
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hang out with ya fang out
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
hang out with ya fang out
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[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
December 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
[a raven arrives carrying a tapestry of a penis]
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
[a second raven arrives bearing a message] ha ha sorry was messing with my loom didn't mean to send that
[a third raven arrives] unless...?
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Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Cyber Monday is here and deals are going fast! These deals are diaphanous. They are receding even as we speak, becoming mere memories of deals, prices longed for but lost, hints at what could have been had for less. A golden slant of sun through window falls on an empty countertop. Act now.
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Monsters, Inc (2001)
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Monsters, Inc (2001)
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i’ve taken the whole thing apart and still can’t find the dishwasher safe
December 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i’ve taken the whole thing apart and still can’t find the dishwasher safe
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Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
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ok time to get started on those 2025 new year resolutions
December 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ok time to get started on those 2025 new year resolutions
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Dim sum good ass dumplins
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Dim sum good ass dumplins
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Me: Are you sure this will make me feel better?
Therapist: *beeps*
Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
Therapist: *beeps*
Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
December 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Me: Are you sure this will make me feel better?
Therapist: *beeps*
Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
Therapist: *beeps*
Me: *retrieves Hot Pocket* If you say so
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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Been friends with this girl for a few months, im about to call her "bitch" for the first time, in a friendly way. About to risk it all.
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Been friends with this girl for a few months, im about to call her "bitch" for the first time, in a friendly way. About to risk it all.
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At Best Buy insisting on paying full price because all fridays matter
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
At Best Buy insisting on paying full price because all fridays matter
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in