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Emma Thorne
@emmathorne.bsky.social
She/her, or if you're a cowboy, sheehawww. Professional silly lil' guy, likeable bisexual. All your friends are secretly spiders.
Proud member of the LG TV community
premyim in ten min youtu.be/PVwGpOM5A3M
Jesus Can't Save You From this Terrifying Children's Show
YouTube video by Emma Thorne
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February 14, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The next time someone asks what I do for work I'm just going to show them this photo
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 AM
The time simply must be upon me to record this week's video and my next door neighbours are getting some sort of intense home improvements done
My only hope is to get through the recording while they're in a "squeaky sawing" stage and not a "consistent hammering" stage
February 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
I AM GOING TO STREAM TODAY! The 3pm Monday strem returneth!
A Stream? On twitch.tv/emmalittleduck ?
It's more likely than you'd think
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 PM
After 4 shows cast as a dude I am thrilled to announce I've been cast as a Little Girl in the Witches of Eastwick 😎
Am I the oldest of three Little Girls? Certainly yes but uh... let's ignore that
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 PM
I would not be very surprised if the Melania doc isn't just a way for Trump to embezzle some cash... Or some people hoping for favour by indulging a vanity project. She is just not an interesting person.
That's not really a diss either, most people aren't interesting enough to warrant a documentary
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Oh! Homonym!
January 29, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Lads if you're going to dress up as a villain, just Google the costume inspo at least once to check if they're modelled on an infamous child abuser
There are real people with childhood trauma out there while you're taking photos as #JimmyGang 🌝🌝🌝
January 29, 2026 at 4:06 PM
No one tells you how awkward it is to wear a rucksack with a cape on
January 28, 2026 at 10:23 PM
A dozy stonker nearly hit me with their car on a pedestrian crossing this evening >:[
Luckily halfway across the road I realized they weren't slowing down. The driver only noticed me when they were passing my furious face bc passenger pointed me out and the driver was like :O
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Creaky's doing a massive 12 hour live show today to celebrate 1000 videos!
I will be live at 10am (GMT) :D.
🚀 Watch here: youtu.be/cIC1mhe0l4Y
#1000Videos #LiveStream
#CreakyBlinder #TheCreakyBlinderShow #BlinderGang #Tidy #LoveYouBye
1,000 Video Celebration: 12 Hour Live Stream
YouTube video by Creaky Blinder™
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January 28, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Not a single solitary mention of the recent ICE murders by any member of our gov't
This presidency has done nothing but lie & spread constant propaganda and apparently that's just sort of fine because ??? Something something trade deals, I guess?
So this is how fascism takes hold
January 27, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by Emma Thorne
stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Hilariously unhelpful information
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Folks quick help, what are some facts about me you would expect to see on a bio somewhere
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I've been recalled for a great song and a scene for Witches, I have no complaints- both are really fun and I'm glad to have the opportunity to play with them at auditions...
But damn I 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘸 my 30 year old ass would get recalled for the character called "Little Girl" I just knew it
a person is holding an orange flower on top of a duck
Alt: a person is placing an orange flower on top of a duckling
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 1:48 PM
What a morning on public transport.
Guy on the train asked if I had seen some large headphones anywhere. I didn't get to reply before he realized they were on his head
On the tube a dust bunny floated towards this guy; he jumped so hard when he noticed it that he spilled espresso all over himself
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Think the only thing keeping me young is the train station coffee guy who always calls me "the young lady"
If he ever stops I'll probably gain ten years of wrinkles overnight
January 22, 2026 at 9:18 AM
It's audition day for Witches of Eastwick
Send me your broken legs or something
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I'm so very happy youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0
The Harry Hill Show - Stewart Lee
YouTube video by HARRY HILL
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January 19, 2026 at 5:45 PM
My stinky lil gaming channel has finally crept up over 17k hohoho
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 PM
A year after his passing I feel compelled again to impose more /unapologetic weirdness/ onto the world, to make up for what we lost
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Mostly cheese, I suspect
January 16, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Bus driver let me cross the road with a /friendly smile/ this morning. Then I let a chap ahead of me in the coffee queue because he was getting his friend and him something and he seemed so chuffed, he said thank you twice. Sunshiney Friday has London feeling all friendly this morning!
January 16, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Obviously this is a stupid aside to the many ethical issues with AI chat bots but can I just ask
WHY do they speak in the most irritatingly loquacious way, always?
"This is for grabbing information quickly but we're giving it the personality of everyone's least favourite coworker stalling for time"
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 PM