Demian Thule
@demianthule.bsky.social
Used to be funny cca. 2014
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Did I come on too strong? Did I overshare? Did I move too fast? Did I sound desperate?
- my internal voice while trying to make a new friend as an adult
- my internal voice while trying to make a new friend as an adult
Hey dude, wouldn't it be crazy if you came over and we had some drinks and played some games together, and before you knew it we're best friends forever?
Hahahaha, just kidding... Unless?
Hahahaha, just kidding... Unless?
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Entering my villain arc but all I can swing is an evil 2 bedroom condo lair next to a fumarole and a kiddie pool moat with snapping turtles.
February 5, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Entering my villain arc but all I can swing is an evil 2 bedroom condo lair next to a fumarole and a kiddie pool moat with snapping turtles.
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me: I guess what Descartes was really saying was you’ll never be truly happy if you’re always wanting more
girl scout: er, does that mean you want some cookies or nah?
me: just gimme everything you got
girl scout: er, does that mean you want some cookies or nah?
me: just gimme everything you got
September 9, 2023 at 10:52 AM
me: I guess what Descartes was really saying was you’ll never be truly happy if you’re always wanting more
girl scout: er, does that mean you want some cookies or nah?
me: just gimme everything you got
girl scout: er, does that mean you want some cookies or nah?
me: just gimme everything you got
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edging (eating a bowl of cereal with a small spoon)
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 AM
edging (eating a bowl of cereal with a small spoon)
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Dads be like:
I’m really proud you’re getting your own place. It’s now time we have the talk.
Dewalt and Ryobi and others all have an exclusive battery system and you’ll want to just commit to one…
I’m really proud you’re getting your own place. It’s now time we have the talk.
Dewalt and Ryobi and others all have an exclusive battery system and you’ll want to just commit to one…
June 15, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Dads be like:
I’m really proud you’re getting your own place. It’s now time we have the talk.
Dewalt and Ryobi and others all have an exclusive battery system and you’ll want to just commit to one…
I’m really proud you’re getting your own place. It’s now time we have the talk.
Dewalt and Ryobi and others all have an exclusive battery system and you’ll want to just commit to one…
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it’s not a crime to eat lunch with hannibal lecter
February 3, 2026 at 3:35 AM
it’s not a crime to eat lunch with hannibal lecter
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ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
ZOOKEEPER: So our last snake is our yellow Burmese python
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
ME: *way too loud* A bananaconda
ZOOKEEPER: *pulling out his tazer* look away kids
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Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"
February 2, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Caught my wife in bed with an abstract artist. He said "it's not what it looks like"
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that feeling when you show up to class and everyone starts turning in an assignment you didn’t even know existed
February 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
that feeling when you show up to class and everyone starts turning in an assignment you didn’t even know existed
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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot
February 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art not as hot
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if there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
if there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
if there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 2:53 AM
if there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
if there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
if there's somethin' weird, and it don't look good
who you gon' call? (ghostbusters!)
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when one door closes
another door opens
my house is haunted
another door opens
my house is haunted
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 AM
when one door closes
another door opens
my house is haunted
another door opens
my house is haunted
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I would like to have sex again one day but I would not like to use this body to do it.
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I would like to have sex again one day but I would not like to use this body to do it.
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dr frankenstein: ive been
getting into bodybuilding
getting into bodybuilding
January 31, 2026 at 5:16 AM
dr frankenstein: ive been
getting into bodybuilding
getting into bodybuilding
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I need a break from the relentless (bad!) news, so I'm poking through some recent photos, and I figured hey, maybe you want a momentary break as well. So here are four of those photos. All by me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I need a break from the relentless (bad!) news, so I'm poking through some recent photos, and I figured hey, maybe you want a momentary break as well. So here are four of those photos. All by me.
12 angry shitposts
A Few Good Shitposts
Howl's Shitposts Castle
January 31, 2026 at 6:30 PM
12 angry shitposts
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Pirates caught me sniffing around their booty again.
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Pirates caught me sniffing around their booty again.
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Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Fucked around (got out of bed)
Found out (not worth it)
Found out (not worth it)
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I typically head straight to the Frequently Asked Questions so I can FAQ around & find out.
January 30, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I typically head straight to the Frequently Asked Questions so I can FAQ around & find out.
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Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
January 31, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Her: I just want to be alone for a while.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
Me: Here’s a ticket to the Melania movie.
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Night of the Living Shitpost
28 shitposts later
love in the time of shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Night of the Living Shitpost
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A Few Good Shitposts
Howl's Shitposts Castle
The Sound of Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
A Few Good Shitposts
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[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
[5 years after an argument] AND ANOTHER THING
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big butts and little spoons make the world go round
January 29, 2026 at 5:09 PM
big butts and little spoons make the world go round
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why do I have such a hard time going to bed when I love to sleep so very much
January 29, 2026 at 7:15 AM
why do I have such a hard time going to bed when I love to sleep so very much