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cari
@cari.bsky.social
· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
Me: i don't usually go to the bank
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Chaining myself to Wikipedia HQ until they reinstate my account and my various contributions to Rumpelstiltskin, The Puppetmaster video game, and the Young Marx film franchise
December 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Chaining myself to Wikipedia HQ until they reinstate my account and my various contributions to Rumpelstiltskin, The Puppetmaster video game, and the Young Marx film franchise
I'm the guy who patrols the Rumpelstiltskin (1995) Wikipedia entry and I vote
December 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I'm the guy who patrols the Rumpelstiltskin (1995) Wikipedia entry and I vote
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CRT (Critical Rumpelstiltskin Theory)
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 AM
CRT (Critical Rumpelstiltskin Theory)
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Knew we were heading into a new year. Just didn't know it was 1984
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Knew we were heading into a new year. Just didn't know it was 1984
2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies
December 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
2026? More like 202flix.. catch my ass at the movies
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my real hater position is that people often end up doing this sort of boundary policing instead of criticism because real artistic criticism that can be used to dismiss basically all AI art could be equally leveraged against a great deal of terrible, successful art produced entirely by human effort
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
my real hater position is that people often end up doing this sort of boundary policing instead of criticism because real artistic criticism that can be used to dismiss basically all AI art could be equally leveraged against a great deal of terrible, successful art produced entirely by human effort
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TOSK
TOSK
TOSK COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
wow. Just wow. I know what I'm doin' in 2025!!
TOSK
TOSK COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
wow. Just wow. I know what I'm doin' in 2025!!
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
TOSK
TOSK
TOSK COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
wow. Just wow. I know what I'm doin' in 2025!!
TOSK
TOSK COMES TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY.
wow. Just wow. I know what I'm doin' in 2025!!
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english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
english degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
coding degree: good luck getting a job, buddy! AI can replace you
film degree: your deep knowledge of behind the scenes stories from Who Framed Roger Rabbit will delight and entertain coworkers in any field for decades to come
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Onion strikes floor in juggling involved incident
December 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Onion strikes floor in juggling involved incident
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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I didn't "throw an onion on the floor". I accidentally DROPPED an onion while juggling. Learn the difference
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I didn't "throw an onion on the floor". I accidentally DROPPED an onion while juggling. Learn the difference
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truly wonderful stew (for dogs and people) made by my genius husband @shanesheehy.bsky.social happy holidays
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
truly wonderful stew (for dogs and people) made by my genius husband @shanesheehy.bsky.social happy holidays
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when you don't help my posts go viral you are making my wife VERY upset. and it's almost christmas
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
when you don't help my posts go viral you are making my wife VERY upset. and it's almost christmas
Honestly I don't think I would like that
December 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Honestly I don't think I would like that
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bun, stamping on a fresh grilled burger patty-forever.
March 18, 2024 at 8:17 PM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a bun, stamping on a fresh grilled burger patty-forever.
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*to the tune of build me up buttercup"
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
July 24, 2023 at 5:31 PM
*to the tune of build me up buttercup"
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
🎵I need a hamburger,
A hamburger baby or I'll kill myself,
I'll do it right now,
and then Worst of all,
Hamburger better come with frenchy fries,
Or everyone dies 🎵
Happy to report that Liquid Death Cider actually tastes like real cider and no one gets mad at you if you drink it in the middle of the day because it's not real alcohol
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Happy to report that Liquid Death Cider actually tastes like real cider and no one gets mad at you if you drink it in the middle of the day because it's not real alcohol
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30 rock cutaway gag where Jenna flashes back to being in a minstrel show in elementary school
Hot take: minstrel shows were entertaining af. Music, jokes, familiar format. They weren’t the No. 1 form of American entertainment from like 1840 to 1920 JUST because the country was super racist.
Confession: we had a minstrel show sans blackface entertain my Knoxville elementary school in 1968.
Confession: we had a minstrel show sans blackface entertain my Knoxville elementary school in 1968.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
30 rock cutaway gag where Jenna flashes back to being in a minstrel show in elementary school
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With the right credit card, you can feel like yourself again
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
With the right credit card, you can feel like yourself again
If you work on the computer the best time to schedule risky unplanned changes is tomorrow but the second best time is today
December 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
If you work on the computer the best time to schedule risky unplanned changes is tomorrow but the second best time is today
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025