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cari
@cari.bsky.social
· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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so happy for tosk and the baby and the memories they'll form together
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 AM
so happy for tosk and the baby and the memories they'll form together
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With enough internet pressure we can get Scott MacDonald to autograph the picture of our newborn baby next to the Tosk figure
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
With enough internet pressure we can get Scott MacDonald to autograph the picture of our newborn baby next to the Tosk figure
This Tosk figure was present at the birth of our first child
he's literally tosk
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
This Tosk figure was present at the birth of our first child
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Surrender to the Taliban
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Surrender to the Taliban
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real shit
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 PM
real shit
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Yeah, I have FOMO
Five Ounces of MOzzarella
Five Ounces of MOzzarella
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Yeah, I have FOMO
Five Ounces of MOzzarella
Five Ounces of MOzzarella
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
February 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-bad-bunny/
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just got this in my TikTok feed. Thanks I guess
February 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Just got this in my TikTok feed. Thanks I guess
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just so we are all clear, these people borrowed money to purchase an underlying real property asset with an assumption of a certain amount of income coming in from said asset? even if they are "losing money" do they still not own the asset/equity in same?
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
just so we are all clear, these people borrowed money to purchase an underlying real property asset with an assumption of a certain amount of income coming in from said asset? even if they are "losing money" do they still not own the asset/equity in same?
On my unpaid maternity leave getting ready to have a baby while my phone constantly lights up with notifications about the job market returning to Great Recession levels of job cuts, feeling calm and normal
February 6, 2026 at 3:17 AM
On my unpaid maternity leave getting ready to have a baby while my phone constantly lights up with notifications about the job market returning to Great Recession levels of job cuts, feeling calm and normal
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They should make a website where you can leave a short form comment on somebody elses short form comment on somebody elses shoot from the hip take on a piece of misinformation posted by somebody else
February 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
They should make a website where you can leave a short form comment on somebody elses short form comment on somebody elses shoot from the hip take on a piece of misinformation posted by somebody else
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Unrubbed Lobes
February 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Unrubbed Lobes
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This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
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One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
February 2, 2026 at 5:04 PM
One of my favorite jokes of all time is "Adolph Hitler Commits Suicide" being a tiny headline under the banner story about a hare-vs-tortoise race ... in 1943, two years before Hitler committed suicide. He was alive and well when the Warner Bros. cartoonists made this joke.
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My God, can you imagine dealing with the engorgement and possible mastitis that this mother must have been suffering through in a horrible detention center? While also being away from her kids. That's the kind of thing that breaks a person
A mother in Minneapolis was abducted by ICE and sent to a detention center in Texas, leaving behind a 16 year old and a 3-month old baby. The baby was breastfed and hadn't eaten in a over day. Then a superhero arrived with 350 oz of breastmilk, bottles & extra clothes. 19thnews.org/2026/02/minn...
When one mother was taken by ICE, another stepped in to donate breastmilk
Moms in Minneapolis are donating diapers, food and time to help families who have been ripped apart by ICE.
19thnews.org
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My God, can you imagine dealing with the engorgement and possible mastitis that this mother must have been suffering through in a horrible detention center? While also being away from her kids. That's the kind of thing that breaks a person
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🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell,
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵
www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵
www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
Frenchman hospitalized after inserting WWI munition up his rear
The shell, unexploded at the time of removal, resulted in the evacuation of the hospital, with an EOD squad called to clear the area.
www.militarytimes.com
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
🎵 If you want to find the anti-tank shell,
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵
www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
I know where it is,
I know where it is,
I know where it is. 🎵
www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
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twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 5:39 AM
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
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it’s really not that hard
February 3, 2026 at 12:10 AM
it’s really not that hard
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that was just because they were complaining about him when he crashed the stock market
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
that was just because they were complaining about him when he crashed the stock market
Asked him where his toy is
February 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Asked him where his toy is