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· May 5
yes computer download the picture of Dexter Jettster again just download the fucking file
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He has a love hate relationship with Spaghetti
December 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He has a love hate relationship with Spaghetti
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
I've been working on this for a year now. Maybe when the baby can talk she will be able to help
For the last few months I've been trying to rework the lyrics of "Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran to say "I'm in love with my husband" rather than "I'm in love with the shape of you" and things of that nature. It's not 100% there yet but it's getting close. I am not soliciting suggestions at this time
December 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I've been working on this for a year now. Maybe when the baby can talk she will be able to help
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Scientists Turn to Wookpeckers for Inspiration in Banging Head Against the Wall
7 Tips Experts Suggest for the Best Banging Head Against Wall Experience
The Secret to Banging Your Head Against a Wall that They Don't Want You to Know About
Woodpecker SLAMS Heads Against Tree Over and Over!
7 Tips Experts Suggest for the Best Banging Head Against Wall Experience
The Secret to Banging Your Head Against a Wall that They Don't Want You to Know About
Woodpecker SLAMS Heads Against Tree Over and Over!
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Scientists Turn to Wookpeckers for Inspiration in Banging Head Against the Wall
7 Tips Experts Suggest for the Best Banging Head Against Wall Experience
The Secret to Banging Your Head Against a Wall that They Don't Want You to Know About
Woodpecker SLAMS Heads Against Tree Over and Over!
7 Tips Experts Suggest for the Best Banging Head Against Wall Experience
The Secret to Banging Your Head Against a Wall that They Don't Want You to Know About
Woodpecker SLAMS Heads Against Tree Over and Over!
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ReTruth if you think Archie Bunker knew how to handle pinkos
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
ReTruth if you think Archie Bunker knew how to handle pinkos
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
December 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Sir I love your work deporting babies after kicking their mothers down the stairs. But All in the Family is my favorite show
Our landlord put a lot of money into making all the fixtures in this house have that black finish that flakes off after 2 months but I think he put 1 million dollars into making sure every room is a different temperature and no one can ever be comfortable here
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Our landlord put a lot of money into making all the fixtures in this house have that black finish that flakes off after 2 months but I think he put 1 million dollars into making sure every room is a different temperature and no one can ever be comfortable here
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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the computer took 4 hours to complete my request and it turns out the subspace phenomena do not want to come over for dinner. they said its too cold in here. they'd rather hang out in the vast emptiness of space because its warmer out there. thats what they wanted me to know
December 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the computer took 4 hours to complete my request and it turns out the subspace phenomena do not want to come over for dinner. they said its too cold in here. they'd rather hang out in the vast emptiness of space because its warmer out there. thats what they wanted me to know
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I really appreciate how long the computer on Star Trek takes to do things. Someone asks "Computer, do a cross-analysis of all similar subspace phenomena over the last 500 years" and the response is "Calculating. Estimated time to completion is 4 hours". That is a reasonable amount of time imo
December 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I really appreciate how long the computer on Star Trek takes to do things. Someone asks "Computer, do a cross-analysis of all similar subspace phenomena over the last 500 years" and the response is "Calculating. Estimated time to completion is 4 hours". That is a reasonable amount of time imo
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The Snow Beast: A Story in 3 Parts
December 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The Snow Beast: A Story in 3 Parts
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I made this. What do you guys think of it. I worked very hard on it
December 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I made this. What do you guys think of it. I worked very hard on it
Can't decide if this tastes worse but it's at least tied. I hate it so bad
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Can't decide if this tastes worse but it's at least tied. I hate it so bad
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
We've been rewatching DS9 again and got to the Rumpelstiltskin episode last night and I've been thinking about it nonstop. It's objectively the worst episode, yes, but there's no denying that I've been thinking about it for almost an entire day. That has to count for something.
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
We've been rewatching DS9 again and got to the Rumpelstiltskin episode last night and I've been thinking about it nonstop. It's objectively the worst episode, yes, but there's no denying that I've been thinking about it for almost an entire day. That has to count for something.
My phone has like .01% free space because I can't stop downloading TikToks like this
December 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
My phone has like .01% free space because I can't stop downloading TikToks like this
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if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer
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I was on my Antarctic helicopter patrol last night and I met MacReady & Childs. They told me the entire story of the Thing from another world. I offered to bring them to my home to debrief but they refused, stating that it was warmer where they were. Sitting out on the ice was warmer than my house.
December 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I was on my Antarctic helicopter patrol last night and I met MacReady & Childs. They told me the entire story of the Thing from another world. I offered to bring them to my home to debrief but they refused, stating that it was warmer where they were. Sitting out on the ice was warmer than my house.
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The small reactionary section of atheists is elevated and blown out of proportion because they are aligned with the bourgeoisie. The vast majority of “nones” are vastly more progressive / left leaning in their politics than any other group. “Nones” are now 30% of the population.
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The small reactionary section of atheists is elevated and blown out of proportion because they are aligned with the bourgeoisie. The vast majority of “nones” are vastly more progressive / left leaning in their politics than any other group. “Nones” are now 30% of the population.
There are three Stack Overflow posts from 17 years ago that are basically the backbone of my career and if they ever get deleted it's over for me. No I will not archive them
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There are three Stack Overflow posts from 17 years ago that are basically the backbone of my career and if they ever get deleted it's over for me. No I will not archive them