Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
@memevvitch.bsky.social
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214).
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high (214).
Pinned
You ever stop to consider that at any given moment you could DIE and then your friends have to try to find ways to grieve their loss of you so they go to your Twitter page and reread your pinned tweet about jenkem being real over and over and that's your legacy now?
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this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 7:24 PM
this is, indeed, a crusade by the people directly running the New York Times to destroy the rights and lives of trans people in this country
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
they have blood on their hands and they’re proud of it
Grim
December 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Grim
can't stop laughing at this fucking nerd
December 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
can't stop laughing at this fucking nerd
Reading the first description of that interaction with her friend made me physically flinch. Not to be mean about OCD behaviors (as someone who has chosen to specialize in the treatment of OCD behavior for very predictable personal reasons), but that is extremely OCD behavior.
"On an individual level, we need to abandon or reshape our relationships with our phones and regain a sense of our own personal and mental privacy." Check out this smart & troubling essay from @katewagner.wehwalt.net as you embark on another trip around the sun.
Bringing Sexy Back
Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.
lux-magazine.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Reading the first description of that interaction with her friend made me physically flinch. Not to be mean about OCD behaviors (as someone who has chosen to specialize in the treatment of OCD behavior for very predictable personal reasons), but that is extremely OCD behavior.
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"On an individual level, we need to abandon or reshape our relationships with our phones and regain a sense of our own personal and mental privacy." Check out this smart & troubling essay from @katewagner.wehwalt.net as you embark on another trip around the sun.
Bringing Sexy Back
Internet surveillance has killed eroticism. We need privacy to reclaim it.
lux-magazine.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
"On an individual level, we need to abandon or reshape our relationships with our phones and regain a sense of our own personal and mental privacy." Check out this smart & troubling essay from @katewagner.wehwalt.net as you embark on another trip around the sun.
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i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i am losing my mind over this listing that staged a condemned philly trap house with AI
Nothing more attractive than when someone asks a really really good question
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Nothing more attractive than when someone asks a really really good question
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Everyone was so busy worrying whether the Hellmouth would open that no one noticed it when the Hellbutt opened
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Everyone was so busy worrying whether the Hellmouth would open that no one noticed it when the Hellbutt opened
As a Clinical Psychologist, I am officially internet diagnosing this Sarah Ditum lady with Bozo Personality Disorder with a secondary diagnosis of Doesn't Know Shit Disorder
Yeah, no thanks.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
Stop guilting people about being estranged from family members. It someone is they likely have personal reasons for being so.
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
As a Clinical Psychologist, I am officially internet diagnosing this Sarah Ditum lady with Bozo Personality Disorder with a secondary diagnosis of Doesn't Know Shit Disorder
So refreshing to watch movies from outside the US, where people look normal.
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So refreshing to watch movies from outside the US, where people look normal.
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The New York Times investigated 346 people who donated at least $250,000 to Trump and found that more than half of them (197) have received pardons, jobs, government contracts, special treatment, or favors.
Hundreds of Big Post-Election Donors Have Benefited From Trump’s Return to Office
Well into his second term, the president and his allies have continued aggressively raising money. Many donors have interests before his administration, The Times found.
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The New York Times investigated 346 people who donated at least $250,000 to Trump and found that more than half of them (197) have received pardons, jobs, government contracts, special treatment, or favors.
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It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
I hope MTG d*es ... something really funny
December 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I hope MTG d*es ... something really funny
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
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I wish a single journalist or leader would reach out to me
I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career
I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...
I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career
I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...
If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻♂️
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I wish a single journalist or leader would reach out to me
I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career
I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...
I have the scientific expertise, lived experience of a trans person, and am literally a science communicator for my career
I'm willing to explain this even though I know it will decrease my personal safety!! bsky.app/profile/jeym...
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YES TO THIS. 😔 I recently was trying to find the words to describe the way AI slop steals our appreciation of beauty, our curiosity, and sense of wonder.
It isn’t just about truth in political matters, etc.
It isn’t just about truth in political matters, etc.
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
YES TO THIS. 😔 I recently was trying to find the words to describe the way AI slop steals our appreciation of beauty, our curiosity, and sense of wonder.
It isn’t just about truth in political matters, etc.
It isn’t just about truth in political matters, etc.
There ought to be a rule that whenever you make a joke, upon request, you must indicate what percentage of the joke that you're joking about.
December 19, 2025 at 4:18 AM
There ought to be a rule that whenever you make a joke, upon request, you must indicate what percentage of the joke that you're joking about.
I love to wake up with dread in my heart
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I love to wake up with dread in my heart
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Want to feel old? Those are the Industrial Dance Group Video guys today
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Want to feel old? Those are the Industrial Dance Group Video guys today
I know people have been making jokes about him being orange for like a decade, but it really is very strange that he always has a fresh coat of cheeto dust
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I know people have been making jokes about him being orange for like a decade, but it really is very strange that he always has a fresh coat of cheeto dust
gonna pretend to be upset by the word "nothingburger" for "vegan reasons" so the chuds get worked up about it and claim the term as theirs and use it to trigger the left etc, thereby hopefully rendering it a wordona non grata from anyone I actually like
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
gonna pretend to be upset by the word "nothingburger" for "vegan reasons" so the chuds get worked up about it and claim the term as theirs and use it to trigger the left etc, thereby hopefully rendering it a wordona non grata from anyone I actually like
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Also it really can’t be understated how much the voucher scam has helped to take a sledgehammer to public education here. Just a regular stream of these kinds of headlines ever since:
December 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Also it really can’t be understated how much the voucher scam has helped to take a sledgehammer to public education here. Just a regular stream of these kinds of headlines ever since:
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Erika Kirk's got those Kenneth Copeland eyes
December 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Erika Kirk's got those Kenneth Copeland eyes