Jason Diamond
@jasondiamond.bsky.social
“Writer" - The New Yorker. “Author” - New York Times. “A fabulous old soul” - Russ & Daughters Instagram account. “Unlikely model” - BBC. My novel “Kaplan’s Plot” is out fall of 2025 on Flatiron.
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one of the best things about @jasondiamond.bsky.social's novel Kaplan's Plot is the detail/description given to food in diff eras of Chicago bsky.app/profile/thec...
January 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
one of the best things about @jasondiamond.bsky.social's novel Kaplan's Plot is the detail/description given to food in diff eras of Chicago bsky.app/profile/thec...
Still haven’t seen Heated Rivalry, but there was this one hockey team we used to play against when I was 14 that had a couple of guys who would circle jerk into a helmet before big games.
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Still haven’t seen Heated Rivalry, but there was this one hockey team we used to play against when I was 14 that had a couple of guys who would circle jerk into a helmet before big games.
He needs to get better caine.
Trump is really fighting to keep his eyes open while Caine goes on and on
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
He needs to get better caine.
Going with whatever pizza is available at 2 a.m. when they’re waging an illegal war seems like a bad decision but also very in-step with everything this administration does. nypost.com/2026/01/03/w...
Pizza orders near Pentagon ‘suddenly surged in traffic’ during Venezuela attack — and it might be connected to bizarre theory
A pizza place near the Pentagon received an unusual rush in orders just an hour after the US launched its attack on Venezuela.
nypost.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Going with whatever pizza is available at 2 a.m. when they’re waging an illegal war seems like a bad decision but also very in-step with everything this administration does. nypost.com/2026/01/03/w...
This whole Venezuela war thing feels like a “Break glass in case of emergency” tactic. people.com/mar-a-lago-s...
Mar-a-Lago Spa Would Send Teen Workers on House Calls to Jeffrey Epstein's Mansion: Report
Donald Trump's Mar-a-Lago spa sent teen workers on house calls to Jeffrey Epstein's mansion, according to a new report
people.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:44 PM
This whole Venezuela war thing feels like a “Break glass in case of emergency” tactic. people.com/mar-a-lago-s...
Back in my day, they used to at least make elaborate lies about yellowcake and aluminum tubes to justify an unjust war.
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Back in my day, they used to at least make elaborate lies about yellowcake and aluminum tubes to justify an unjust war.
I feel like I can be the next Bernie Sanders. I won’t get into politics, but I think I can be his energy successor.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
I feel like I can be the next Bernie Sanders. I won’t get into politics, but I think I can be his energy successor.
Charlie Kirk hologram coming in 2026.
December 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Charlie Kirk hologram coming in 2026.
I wish more people recognized me as the guy from the cover of the Creed album My Own Prison.
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I wish more people recognized me as the guy from the cover of the Creed album My Own Prison.
Sitting at a bar eating French onion soup.
December 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sitting at a bar eating French onion soup.
TAKE MY MONEY
Please donate to my Kickstarter to make "Morty Supreme," a shot-for-shot remake of "Marty Supreme" with Richard Kind in the Timothée Chalamet role.
December 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
TAKE MY MONEY
Whet is an amazing son. Not my son, but I can tell.
December 25, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Whet is an amazing son. Not my son, but I can tell.
A man on the beach walked up to me and asked if I’ve ever considered shaving my back.
December 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A man on the beach walked up to me and asked if I’ve ever considered shaving my back.
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Not all heroes wear capes, bagel edition… @jasondiamond.bsky.social
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Not all heroes wear capes, bagel edition… @jasondiamond.bsky.social
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Spotted a 60-something man on the beach reading Olivia Nuzzi’s “American Canto.” His wife is nearby. She has Mar-a-Lago face and is wearing a trucker hat that says “Sun. Yoga. Champagne.” She’s been watching a live cam feed of her front door on a comically large tablet for the last 20 minutes.
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thank you @annamerlan.bsky.social for profiling one of the most vile people in the media landscape. (Is the Saeed Jones quote in there? Yep.)
Before Benny Johnson positioned himself as devoted husband and heir apparent to Charlie Kirk, the former BuzzFeed journalist was partying hard with the same mainstream media he now denounces.
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
“There was a lot of sex happening. A psychoanalyst would have a field day.”
How Benny Johnson went from BuzzFeed plagiarist to MAGA's chief content creator
He did “some very bad things.” But in Trumpworld, that's a plus.
www.motherjones.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
thank you @annamerlan.bsky.social for profiling one of the most vile people in the media landscape. (Is the Saeed Jones quote in there? Yep.)
People over the age of 14 shouldn’t care about Taylor Swift.
December 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
People over the age of 14 shouldn’t care about Taylor Swift.
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Our Literary Thursdays series continues with @jasondiamond.bsky.social, who will talk about his stunning debut novel "Kaplan’s Plot."
Join us on December 11 at 6PM!
queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit...
Join us on December 11 at 6PM!
queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit...
December 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Our Literary Thursdays series continues with @jasondiamond.bsky.social, who will talk about his stunning debut novel "Kaplan’s Plot."
Join us on December 11 at 6PM!
queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit...
Join us on December 11 at 6PM!
queenslibrary.org/calendar/lit...
About to bake some motherfucking chocolate chip cookies.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
About to bake some motherfucking chocolate chip cookies.
Something about millennials and two of my favorite novels I read in 2025. open.substack.com/pub/meltedch...
The Millennial Novel Comes of (Middle) Age
The most screwed-over generation has taken over fiction
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Something about millennials and two of my favorite novels I read in 2025. open.substack.com/pub/meltedch...
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Our virtual Literary Thursdays series brings you live conversations with amazing writers.
Learn More about our December guests: @katemckean.bsky.social, @jasondiamond.bsky.social, and Lawrence R. Samuel!
queenslibrary.org/calendar?sea...
Learn More about our December guests: @katemckean.bsky.social, @jasondiamond.bsky.social, and Lawrence R. Samuel!
queenslibrary.org/calendar?sea...
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Our virtual Literary Thursdays series brings you live conversations with amazing writers.
Learn More about our December guests: @katemckean.bsky.social, @jasondiamond.bsky.social, and Lawrence R. Samuel!
queenslibrary.org/calendar?sea...
Learn More about our December guests: @katemckean.bsky.social, @jasondiamond.bsky.social, and Lawrence R. Samuel!
queenslibrary.org/calendar?sea...
Watching the Bears game in a bar with my toddler sitting next to me like the lord intended.
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Watching the Bears game in a bar with my toddler sitting next to me like the lord intended.
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If only more men thought like @jasondiamond.bsky.social and were able to appreciate, understand, and actually want to emulate the role that mothers play in raising children.
Beautiful article about a dad becoming a mom.
www.thecut.com/article/find...
Beautiful article about a dad becoming a mom.
www.thecut.com/article/find...
Finding Motherhood in Fatherhood
When I became a dad, I realized that to be the parent I wanted to be, I actually had to become a mom — my idea of what a mom is — first.
www.thecut.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If only more men thought like @jasondiamond.bsky.social and were able to appreciate, understand, and actually want to emulate the role that mothers play in raising children.
Beautiful article about a dad becoming a mom.
www.thecut.com/article/find...
Beautiful article about a dad becoming a mom.
www.thecut.com/article/find...
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RIP, JC. thanks to @jasondiamond.bsky.social, I was lucky enough to interview the man.
"The bongo man is the African man who was brought over here to the West, and has gone through all that he has gone through, survived it, and still kicking ass." www.insidehook.com/culture/the-...
"The bongo man is the African man who was brought over here to the West, and has gone through all that he has gone through, survived it, and still kicking ass." www.insidehook.com/culture/the-...
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
RIP, JC. thanks to @jasondiamond.bsky.social, I was lucky enough to interview the man.
"The bongo man is the African man who was brought over here to the West, and has gone through all that he has gone through, survived it, and still kicking ass." www.insidehook.com/culture/the-...
"The bongo man is the African man who was brought over here to the West, and has gone through all that he has gone through, survived it, and still kicking ass." www.insidehook.com/culture/the-...
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@jasondiamond.bsky.social, who grew up where John Hughes lived and set most of his movies, wrote a book about all of that. I think he's probably written more about Home Alone, but this is the most recent thing
Embrace The McCallister Mindset
Hunter green, lots of rugs, and a middle finger to minimalism
www.getthemelt.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
@jasondiamond.bsky.social, who grew up where John Hughes lived and set most of his movies, wrote a book about all of that. I think he's probably written more about Home Alone, but this is the most recent thing