Paula Blart, LADY Mall Cop, Ultra Ph.D., IQ: 212
@memevvitch.bsky.social
Jenkem truther. Megastructurist. IQ: 213.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
Clinical Psychologist, License #4206969.
I'm sorry that my IQ is so high.
Pathetic.
October 6, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Pathetic.
More beasts
September 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
More beasts
Blessed to meet this maniac today 🙏🙏🙏
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Blessed to meet this maniac today 🙏🙏🙏
RIP bozo
September 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
RIP bozo
This is the same picture to me
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
This is the same picture to me
Here's some other lovely stuff we saw in the woods
September 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Here's some other lovely stuff we saw in the woods
Oops I spelled "cormorant" wrong, it shoulda been "Cormorant City," anyway here's more cormorants
September 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Oops I spelled "cormorant" wrong, it shoulda been "Cormorant City," anyway here's more cormorants
Forget it, Jake. It's Cormarant City.
September 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Forget it, Jake. It's Cormarant City.
exclusive footage from inside Mar-a-Lago
September 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
exclusive footage from inside Mar-a-Lago
Here's Sam harassing it, and it did not kill him, so you might be right
August 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Here's Sam harassing it, and it did not kill him, so you might be right
Always making friends
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Always making friends
Made a few new friends
August 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Made a few new friends
Montezuma Wildlife Refuge
August 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Montezuma Wildlife Refuge
Sam gave me his old camera so now you have to suffer these from me
July 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Sam gave me his old camera so now you have to suffer these from me
for two whole days in a row, I have not used my phone to play Balatro until 5pm after I finished all my work
July 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
for two whole days in a row, I have not used my phone to play Balatro until 5pm after I finished all my work
Behold, the charismatic megafungi
May 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Behold, the charismatic megafungi
Holy shit that really does fit that style, WOW those are great. It's hard to get a good picture of the signature but here it is (not sure which way is up lol)
May 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Holy shit that really does fit that style, WOW those are great. It's hard to get a good picture of the signature but here it is (not sure which way is up lol)
Considering how many mugs I have made and have laying in boxes, it is obscene that I went and bought another one, but I found this at a church sale today and simply could not resist
May 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Considering how many mugs I have made and have laying in boxes, it is obscene that I went and bought another one, but I found this at a church sale today and simply could not resist
Update: he's still really really angry
May 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Update: he's still really really angry
I know it's a little gauche, but I can't help but feel a little burst of pride about being so effectively annoying and frustrating to some random nerd on the internet about such an incredibly stupid tweet that he's still hung up on it months later. I will ride this high for days.
April 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I know it's a little gauche, but I can't help but feel a little burst of pride about being so effectively annoying and frustrating to some random nerd on the internet about such an incredibly stupid tweet that he's still hung up on it months later. I will ride this high for days.
This is you
March 6, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This is you
This sweet angel spent a few years out in the hard streets of Rochester and after we took her in a few years ago has not once made any indication of wanting to go outside ever again
February 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This sweet angel spent a few years out in the hard streets of Rochester and after we took her in a few years ago has not once made any indication of wanting to go outside ever again
One might say that I am "back on my bullshit"
January 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
One might say that I am "back on my bullshit"