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Sara Byrella
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dta 🐻🐯
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I had meningitis in high school and was in a coma for several days. When I came back I had to relearn how to read fucking compound sentences bc my working memory was broken.

Vaccinate your fucking kids.
This is purpura fulminans, a severe complication of meningitis (which as of today is no longer on our universal vaccine schedule)

Micro clots & bleeding into the skin cause skin & tissue death. It’s more common in kids & associated with 20-70% mortality.

Those who survive often lose limbs.
January 6, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Uh there 100% was domestic repression under Bush/Cheney
January 6, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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Let's fucking goooo
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.

We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.

www.transbashback.com/fsu.html

xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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20 years of being hyper cautious with harm reduction advice because the law was ready to jump down our throats if anyone so much as vomited too hard after receiving a pamphlet and these techbro assholes can apparently straight up murder someone with bad drug advice and face zero consequences
January 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Tired of the linear progression of time. I should wake up tomorrow and it's the year 1880 in the morning and 2307 at Dinner time.
January 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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This is my favorite Simpsons episode.
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Vietnam was called a police action
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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I genuinely think this guy's so perfect. You couldn't have picked a better president to go out on.
Hannity: Did you at any point offered to give him the Nobel peace prize?

Machado: It hasn’t happened yet. We want to give it to him. Share it with him.
January 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Democrat fundraising spam text: I know you've read this, please don't block me. I'm literally crying and shitting myself because you're abandoning me

Republican spam text: I'll fucking kill you
I still sometimes get GOP spam despite no longer being on my parents' family plan and it is crazy to me that this presumably works??
January 6, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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I know I let a lot of shit happen to you but you can't be mad at me anymore. I got really into yoga. I got a yoga book. I'm basically a new person that you've never met
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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and i've been hoping to eat a chili pepper that will do this to me ever since
29 years ago today, Homer Simpson had an epic chili pepper-induced hallucination. “El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer” first aired January 5, 1997.

Most of the sequence was animated completely by David Silverman as he wanted it to look exactly as he had imagined it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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If we're ordering a la carte from Denmark, I'd like the ID of every DHS employee.
If I’m Denmark, I’m hacking the Epstein files and releasing everything
January 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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It rules that she has to pretend to think that's what "asylum" means because big man does
Pam Bondi: "That means we know this monster released countless defendants, prisons, insane asylums into our country."
January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Just the BBC, the national broadcaster, mainstreaming a fascist blogger. I guess this is normal now.
January 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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yeah, but before he died he got to say the n-word a lot, which is every republican's dream
This guy here is dead 👇
January 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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They'll REFERENCE TANAHASHI'S RETIREMENT ON THE AIR but not let Nakamura attend it???

Demonic company
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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I've said it before but one of the most revelatory things about reading Marxist theory is seeing just how much genAI automation is just the same old business-as-usual capitalism. Here's Ernest Mandel's Late Capitalism in 1972.
January 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Everything is both a casino and a retirement home now.
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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January 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Incredible stuff
January 6, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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im genuinely curious if this resonates with voters. this naked appeal to imperialism from a shrieking, shrill man
MILLER: The US is using its military to secure our interests unapologetically in our hemisphere. We're a superpower. It's absurd we'd allow a nation in our backyard to become a supplier of resources to our adversaries

TAPPER: Sovereign countries shouldn't be able to do what they want?

M: *yells*
January 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is just like that extra Sherlock episode rumor from a decade ago. I mean, I never saw either show but I liked the hbomberguy video about Sherlock.
obviously not sure how many people really believe this but my girlfriend who is big on tumblr has informed me there is a non zero amount of people who think there's another secret episode of stranger things dropping on Orthodox Christmas: ew.com/stranger-thi...
'Stranger Things' fans think a secret episode is coming based on viral theory and clues
Warning: spoilers ahead! Some 'Stranger Things' fans are convinced that a secret episode is still coming based on the viral 'Conformity Gate' theory about some Easter egg clues in the series finale.
ew.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
"We get to be genocidal AND kill more kids?"
The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates
BREAKING: CDC announces an unprecedented overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule, a significant shift that recommends fewer shots for all kids.
January 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM