DOGE'd Dominatrix
@loridiletto.bsky.social
Your fave NYC dominatrix turned policy researcher turned DOGE casualty turned dominatrix. No adult content on socials (unless political commentary counts) but we do get PG-13.
Become useful: DominaDiletto.com
✈️ LAX 1/15-17
🚗 SAN 1/18-20
🚎 ALB 2/6-8
Become useful: DominaDiletto.com
✈️ LAX 1/15-17
🚗 SAN 1/18-20
🚎 ALB 2/6-8
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Allow me to reintroduce myself and explain how fascism led me to become a dominatrix-- again-- at the big age of 36 (pt. 1 of 2)
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Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
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Mayor Festivus
January 5, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Mayor Festivus
I’m still pretty new to IG, having only gotten on once Twitter went down the tubes, and I keep finding new genres of influencer that I am anthropologically fascinated by. My latest is “Queer/female/PoC explains how to ‘hack the system’ to ‘build the wealth you deserve’” and it’s just… be a landlord
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I’m still pretty new to IG, having only gotten on once Twitter went down the tubes, and I keep finding new genres of influencer that I am anthropologically fascinated by. My latest is “Queer/female/PoC explains how to ‘hack the system’ to ‘build the wealth you deserve’” and it’s just… be a landlord
In my professional opinion (both of them) the real therapeutic benefit here is draining them of their money while providing stabilizing support, akin to clearing out a hoarder’s house
So, I've been thinking about health care and I remembered this old documentary on this $300,000 a night rehab and therapy facility for the uber wealthy. (I know you're all going to try to guess the hidden billionaire being interviewed at 12:30. I won't judge.) youtu.be/_J3nVC0GoVg?...
The Most Expensive Rehab in the World | High Society
YouTube video by VICE
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January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
In my professional opinion (both of them) the real therapeutic benefit here is draining them of their money while providing stabilizing support, akin to clearing out a hoarder’s house
Similar but related: someone booked me to perform at her father’s 75th birthday party, which also had a pianist and an aerialist. This has only happened once, but I would absolutely do it again! Just in case any of you are in the market.
Years ago I knew a guy who occasionally did a gig playing piano live at orgies and I just think it would be pretty cool if someone booked live music for our scene.
January 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Similar but related: someone booked me to perform at her father’s 75th birthday party, which also had a pianist and an aerialist. This has only happened once, but I would absolutely do it again! Just in case any of you are in the market.
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Truly there's no good reason not to!
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January 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Truly there's no good reason not to!
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The scylla of everyone treating every news story like they just started paying attention and acting naive and brand new
The charybdis of pointing out nothing is new and acting jaded and above it to the point of denying new contexts and realities to stay safely embedded in left ideologies
The charybdis of pointing out nothing is new and acting jaded and above it to the point of denying new contexts and realities to stay safely embedded in left ideologies
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The scylla of everyone treating every news story like they just started paying attention and acting naive and brand new
The charybdis of pointing out nothing is new and acting jaded and above it to the point of denying new contexts and realities to stay safely embedded in left ideologies
The charybdis of pointing out nothing is new and acting jaded and above it to the point of denying new contexts and realities to stay safely embedded in left ideologies
What is the precedent for straight-up kidnapping the leader of another country we’re not even at war with? Like I’m sure there are similar situations, I’m genuinely asking
I TOLD YOU BRO. I FUCKIN WARNED YOU DAWG
January 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What is the precedent for straight-up kidnapping the leader of another country we’re not even at war with? Like I’m sure there are similar situations, I’m genuinely asking
This is the whole point of predictions markets, no? For people to legally profit off of insider knowledge?
"A newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759."
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/m...
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/m...
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
This is the whole point of predictions markets, no? For people to legally profit off of insider knowledge?
Nothing has made me feel older and more pessimistic tbh. I wonder if it’s more or less terrifying than only knowing Trump.
It’s sobering to look back on the run-up to the Iraq war—a period of unceasing chattering-class debate, elaborate official lies, media complicity, unavailing global protest, in the end a giant stitch-up—and have it seem like some sort of paradise of public deliberation compared to these gangsters.
January 4, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Nothing has made me feel older and more pessimistic tbh. I wonder if it’s more or less terrifying than only knowing Trump.
Dear LA and San Diego: NYC is destroying you in January bookings right now. I’m only going to be in town Jan 15-17 (LA) & 18-20 (SD), and if you don’t book this time around, you can bet I I’ll be skipping yr bum-ass cities next winter for Miami instead! Don’t let it happen!
January 3, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Dear LA and San Diego: NYC is destroying you in January bookings right now. I’m only going to be in town Jan 15-17 (LA) & 18-20 (SD), and if you don’t book this time around, you can bet I I’ll be skipping yr bum-ass cities next winter for Miami instead! Don’t let it happen!
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This business is usually dead this time of year, but all the new submissive training applications on my site indicate many of you made “become useful” your New Year’s resolution, and I love that for all of us
January 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
This business is usually dead this time of year, but all the new submissive training applications on my site indicate many of you made “become useful” your New Year’s resolution, and I love that for all of us
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all I’ve got is that the idea that you can commit any act of violence and say you were just executing a warrant is chilling and also common to US police
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
all I’ve got is that the idea that you can commit any act of violence and say you were just executing a warrant is chilling and also common to US police
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Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Me, pantsless, to the employees of the Home Depot paint department
Really hoping the Venezuelans come and liberate us in return
January 3, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Really hoping the Venezuelans come and liberate us in return
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Wonderfully realistic analysis of Mamdani — what he can and can’t do as mayor, but more importantly what OTHERS can do because he is mayor.
My first out of the gate for 2026, at @literaryhub.bsky.social, on why it’s a GOOD thing that Mayor Mamdani can never be president lithub.com/why-its-a-go...
January 2, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Wonderfully realistic analysis of Mamdani — what he can and can’t do as mayor, but more importantly what OTHERS can do because he is mayor.
There’s a whole thesis to be written on the line between migrant and transplant in NYC, whether it’s good or bad, and how it shifts depending on the speaker’s agenda
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
There’s a whole thesis to be written on the line between migrant and transplant in NYC, whether it’s good or bad, and how it shifts depending on the speaker’s agenda
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this is so funny. “i don’t know what he was talking about but it definitely wasn’t ME” is so funny. what a funny way to start my day.
I need examples of what Mamdani was talking about, which definitely was not people like me
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
this is so funny. “i don’t know what he was talking about but it definitely wasn’t ME” is so funny. what a funny way to start my day.
This is the first time I’ve been impressed by a politician, and I’m not sure what to do with this feeling
Slumlord update: the Mamdani administration is intervening in the bankruptcy case. Current stalking horse bidder is an even worse slumlord
Mamdani picks Cea Weaver for tenant job, wades into housing bankruptcy case
The mayor said he will direct city lawyers to intervene in Pinnacle Group’s 5,000-unit bankruptcy case.
www.crainsnewyork.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is the first time I’ve been impressed by a politician, and I’m not sure what to do with this feeling
Tell me The Onion did a “Well, well, well, you finally found a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?” headline today
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Tell me The Onion did a “Well, well, well, you finally found a mayor that doesn’t suck shit, huh?” headline today
Honestly sounds like his speech is fire but I’m too busy being a degenerate in Coney Island today. Always too much to do in this city!
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Honestly sounds like his speech is fire but I’m too busy being a degenerate in Coney Island today. Always too much to do in this city!
NY Post just mad that Z and Rama didn’t notice them across the bar and tbh I get it
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
NY Post just mad that Z and Rama didn’t notice them across the bar and tbh I get it
This is not really an obscene amount of money to spend on boots. The materials and craftsmanship will help them last a lifetime vs spending $150 and having to replace them every 4 years. I personally wouldn’t spend more than $350 but also I don’t have a husband making $260k
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 PM
This is not really an obscene amount of money to spend on boots. The materials and craftsmanship will help them last a lifetime vs spending $150 and having to replace them every 4 years. I personally wouldn’t spend more than $350 but also I don’t have a husband making $260k
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