DOGE'd Dominatrix
@loridiletto.bsky.social
Your fave NYC dominatrix turned social policy researcher turned DOGE casualty turned dominatrix. No adult content on socials (unless political commentary counts) but we do get PG-13.
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Pinned
Thank you to the photo app for reminding me of the time I did a succubus role play (mostly ad-libbing by candlelight on a bondage bed to Tricky’s Pre-Millenium Tension)
Me when I encounter a MAGA OnlyFans girl
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Me when I encounter a MAGA OnlyFans girl
Rand Paul loves hemp farmers more than Chuck Schumer loves his own mother
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rand Paul loves hemp farmers more than Chuck Schumer loves his own mother
Real Sleepytime hour over here
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Real Sleepytime hour over here
Ladies over 35: we are not "rapidly aging". We are "one day closer to achieving JCO-levels of righteous cronedom with each passing sunset."
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ladies over 35: we are not "rapidly aging". We are "one day closer to achieving JCO-levels of righteous cronedom with each passing sunset."
A truly incredible update bsky.app/profile/razz...
Passing on the “Elon’s FinDomme” crown to a new queen 👑
November 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A truly incredible update bsky.app/profile/razz...
When you forget the word "homonormative" and don't have any queer friends to remind you what it is or any PoC friends whose existence would remind you to be embarrassed by your chosen alternative
Ethnically straight?
Lolwut
Lolwut
Okay, now I somehow hate Nate Silver even more than I did before
Dear God, these quotes
Dear God, these quotes
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When you forget the word "homonormative" and don't have any queer friends to remind you what it is or any PoC friends whose existence would remind you to be embarrassed by your chosen alternative
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The Democratic Party is so committed to mistrusting and de-emphasizing grassroots swells of support that they legitimately believe “issues” are a thing that they direct and control, rather than things that they respond to and capitalize on. It makes me feel insane.
November 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The Democratic Party is so committed to mistrusting and de-emphasizing grassroots swells of support that they legitimately believe “issues” are a thing that they direct and control, rather than things that they respond to and capitalize on. It makes me feel insane.
“Never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence” underestimates the level of malice most doctors have for their chronically ill patients.
He understands, but he’s banking on his constituents not understanding.
He understands, but he’s banking on his constituents not understanding.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Never ascribe to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence” underestimates the level of malice most doctors have for their chronically ill patients.
He understands, but he’s banking on his constituents not understanding.
He understands, but he’s banking on his constituents not understanding.
If you’re another one of the tens of millions of people whose life has been made inordinately harder by the mediocre fascists and oligarchs currently running the show, I just wanna say I’m so glad you haven’t given up yet, and I hope you give yourself credit for that
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
Alt: Paul Rudd “Hey, look at us. Who would’ve thought? Not me!”
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
If you’re another one of the tens of millions of people whose life has been made inordinately harder by the mediocre fascists and oligarchs currently running the show, I just wanna say I’m so glad you haven’t given up yet, and I hope you give yourself credit for that
They’re out here coming up with new ways for us to suffer every day, big and small
Trump trade war costs US Italian pasta: “Exporters say import and antidumping duties totaling 107% on their pasta brands will make doing business in America too costly and are preparing to pull out of U.S. stores as soon as January.” Via WSJ
Italian Pasta Is Poised to Disappear From American Grocery Shelves — The Wall Street Journal
Trump administration is set to impose duties of 107% on Italian pasta imports, among most punitive of tariffs it has levied
apple.news
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They’re out here coming up with new ways for us to suffer every day, big and small
Phew, almost had a full week there of people thinking electoralism might save us.
We are our only way out of this.
We are our only way out of this.
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Phew, almost had a full week there of people thinking electoralism might save us.
We are our only way out of this.
We are our only way out of this.
Passing on the “Elon’s FinDomme” crown to a new queen 👑
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Passing on the “Elon’s FinDomme” crown to a new queen 👑
When you yell at me, this is who you’re yelling at
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When you yell at me, this is who you’re yelling at
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A friend of mine used to fax black sheets of paper to Mitch McConnell's office whenever she was mad at him and we can carry on the tradition
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
A friend of mine used to fax black sheets of paper to Mitch McConnell's office whenever she was mad at him and we can carry on the tradition
Another thing you can do instead of call your senator is send them a fax. If you're under 30, you probably don't know that this is a very annoying thing to do but somehow it is still legal: faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
November 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Another thing you can do instead of call your senator is send them a fax. If you're under 30, you probably don't know that this is a very annoying thing to do but somehow it is still legal: faxzero.com/fax_senate.php
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Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Why does the House, the larger of the two legislative bodies, not simply eat the Senate
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People are basically spending money on hope. Just like tithing to church. Maybe it'll help you out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
People are basically spending money on hope. Just like tithing to church. Maybe it'll help you out.
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I had an argument with xCLP's other dad once because I referred to a state of poverty where "Your best option is to buy a lottery ticket" and he insisted that was stupid because the odds were so low. Yes, but the odds of everything else are worse
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I had an argument with xCLP's other dad once because I referred to a state of poverty where "Your best option is to buy a lottery ticket" and he insisted that was stupid because the odds were so low. Yes, but the odds of everything else are worse
Saw a lot of people gambling on this outcome as well as on Sunday football. Setting aside what it means to gamble on democracy, I think the reason gambling is so much more common among the poor is bc you can't be good with money if you don't have money + these ghouls will not let people have money.
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Saw a lot of people gambling on this outcome as well as on Sunday football. Setting aside what it means to gamble on democracy, I think the reason gambling is so much more common among the poor is bc you can't be good with money if you don't have money + these ghouls will not let people have money.
Oh right and then sometimes each private company that does Medicaid managed care has its own special term on top of whatever your state is calling it 🤪
Do you have “Blue Choice Option” on your insurance card? If so, you have Medicaid.
Y'all, the number of people who do not realize they have Obamacare, let alone Medicaid.... it blows my mind.
November 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Oh right and then sometimes each private company that does Medicaid managed care has its own special term on top of whatever your state is calling it 🤪
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I still remember years ago arguing with my brother-in-law about Obamacare, and he goes “it hasn’t helped a single person!” I told him “your sister and I are in it right now” and he gave me the most confused look.
Y'all, the number of people who do not realize they have Obamacare, let alone Medicaid.... it blows my mind.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I still remember years ago arguing with my brother-in-law about Obamacare, and he goes “it hasn’t helped a single person!” I told him “your sister and I are in it right now” and he gave me the most confused look.
Y'all, the number of people who do not realize they have Obamacare, let alone Medicaid.... it blows my mind.
November 9, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Y'all, the number of people who do not realize they have Obamacare, let alone Medicaid.... it blows my mind.
I remember reading the Miami Herald piece on Epstein back in 2018 on Longform, when it was being presented as just another entry in the endless Me Too litany, and I have to be really real that I still struggle to conceive of *his* being the jam that Ol’ Donny Trump finally fails to wriggle out of
They're trying to hold back a reckoning with the depth of impunity with which the wealthy act, and in the most blatant hamfisted way possible.
DOJ Admits to Republicans That Epstein Files are reportedly even more damning for Donald Trump than previously indicated—and it was already bad.
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
newrepublic.com/post/202813/...
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I remember reading the Miami Herald piece on Epstein back in 2018 on Longform, when it was being presented as just another entry in the endless Me Too litany, and I have to be really real that I still struggle to conceive of *his* being the jam that Ol’ Donny Trump finally fails to wriggle out of
“I practice nonhierarchical polyamory”
Oh wow it’s so great that your job lets you add two+ domestic partners to your health insurance plan
Oh wow it’s so great that your job lets you add two+ domestic partners to your health insurance plan
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“I practice nonhierarchical polyamory”
Oh wow it’s so great that your job lets you add two+ domestic partners to your health insurance plan
Oh wow it’s so great that your job lets you add two+ domestic partners to your health insurance plan