andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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@bugay.bsky.social
· Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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a fun thing to do with relatives on xmas is to point out ppl in your photo albums & say “expired. expired. expired” like in that TV commercial . you’re welcome🎄
December 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
a fun thing to do with relatives on xmas is to point out ppl in your photo albums & say “expired. expired. expired” like in that TV commercial . you’re welcome🎄
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Is it time for a kiss under the 🌿 yet?
(🌿 = Cilantro)
(🌿 = Cilantro)
December 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Is it time for a kiss under the 🌿 yet?
(🌿 = Cilantro)
(🌿 = Cilantro)
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I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
December 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I don’t think I have a Hank Hill ass but I do think that’s what every guy with a Hank Hill ass tells themselves
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Good news! The escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods performed their annual Christmas sacrifice last night, and it wasn't one of our top players.
December 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Good news! The escaped Cirque du Soleil acrobats living in the woods performed their annual Christmas sacrifice last night, and it wasn't one of our top players.
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If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
December 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
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*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 PM
*chugging vanilla coffee creamer*
i'm good u??
i'm good u??
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Just over here trying to decide which yard has the best milkshake.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just over here trying to decide which yard has the best milkshake.
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
james cameron every few years
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If you are in line for sacrifice to the winter solstice, stay in line!
December 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If you are in line for sacrifice to the winter solstice, stay in line!
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I'm inventing the phrase "Don't 'raise the roof' and tell me it's the Macarena"
December 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I'm inventing the phrase "Don't 'raise the roof' and tell me it's the Macarena"
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1997 was a good year for clairvoyant dwarves that steal men’s penises at TJ Maxx
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
1997 was a good year for clairvoyant dwarves that steal men’s penises at TJ Maxx
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have a merry Christmas or else
December 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
have a merry Christmas or else
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word on the street is illegible
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
word on the street is illegible
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(watching Moneyball) there goes the moneyball
December 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
(watching Moneyball) there goes the moneyball
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And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
And now for some motivation from the Owensboro Burger King.
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not naughty, not nice, but a secret third, much weirder thing
December 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
not naughty, not nice, but a secret third, much weirder thing
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FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
FAFO
Found
A
Fun
Object!
Found
A
Fun
Object!
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denver broncos? what;s next,, boulder jeeps?
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
denver broncos? what;s next,, boulder jeeps?
santa claus is just medieval people trying to make sense of the giant space crustacean
December 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
santa claus is just medieval people trying to make sense of the giant space crustacean
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You can donate your old Christmas trees to the zoo and our goats will eat them. They hate Christmas that much.
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
You can donate your old Christmas trees to the zoo and our goats will eat them. They hate Christmas that much.
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hey, uh, is your AC allergic to beer? it started acting weird after I gave it the sixth or seventh? or maybe it’s bad beer — I didn’t even try it
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
hey, uh, is your AC allergic to beer? it started acting weird after I gave it the sixth or seventh? or maybe it’s bad beer — I didn’t even try it
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Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Toyotathon started as a pagan holiday
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cocktail ideas: drinking a candle
December 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
cocktail ideas: drinking a candle