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all my stuff's here anyway
he/him

*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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cool ranch (sarcastic)
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I went to the land of the ice and snow from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
November 8, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Another citizen’s arrest thrown out of court. Thinking of hanging up homemade badge.
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Sometimes what the doctor ordered is a nice lil beige meal
November 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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So you're all telling me that this is some sort of amazing new show? Apple TV subscribers are insane people.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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what if u exploded a dracula then sowed a flesh hunk onto a frankenstein what then
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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OUT: entering your Jesus year (33)

IN: entering your Bluesky year (38)
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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lower yourself into a cranberry bog it’s time
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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handing out raw eggs at the train station
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Sometimes I like to just stare at my phone and ignore all my basic needs, until my fingers nod off
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I set up my thermostat so that if it gets below a certain temperature, the heat turns on.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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as a kid I honestly thought that the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was about something that happened in the 1800s, dying in a maritime disaster on Lake Superior just does not seem like the kind of thing that can happen to people who heard Supertramp on the radio
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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my hubris will never lead to the tragic sinking of a ship resulting in a terrible loss of life and that makes me sad
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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if you’re mad at a canadian start some shit about anne of green gables
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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women in your area (me) want to punch something (you)
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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If you’re looking for the penitentiary it’s between the penininetiary and the peneleventiary
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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So I just learned that canonically Hobbits aren’t a separate type of being from Man they are descended from a group of short guys that went off to live together and that’s just wonderful.
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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snatching the Subway Takes guy's sunglasses and eating them
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Thanks to Nenad Georgievski for this review of my U2 book for @allaboutjazz.bsky.social!

"In an age where legacy acts are often embalmed in myth, this book allows for something looser and truer...it makes a familiar story feel worth revisiting."

www.allaboutjazz.com/u2-until-the...
U2: Until the End of the World article @ All About Jazz
U2: Until the End of the World article by Nenad Georgievski, published on November 8, 2025 at All About Jazz. Find more Book Review articles
www.allaboutjazz.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my night potato
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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"Go ahead, rub one out"

(selecting a complimentary stain to scrub on a tour of the magic eraser factory)
November 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
for sale: baby shoes. baby thought they were cringe
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Biblically accurate Toyota dealership
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM