andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
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andy 🅱️
@bugay.bsky.social
· Jun 19
cool ranch (sarcastic)
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Like a majestic shark, my Hyundai must constantly move forward or it dies.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Like a majestic shark, my Hyundai must constantly move forward or it dies.
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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reposting the repost man for reposts
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
reposting the repost man for reposts
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Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Unlike the competitors, our holiday puppy chow is made with real Purina brand Puppy Chow because we care.
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We need a carol for lizards falling out of trees season
November 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
We need a carol for lizards falling out of trees season
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
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It’s important to look out for signs of my demise. If you guys see any please let me know
November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s important to look out for signs of my demise. If you guys see any please let me know
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this is how every documentary looks
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
this is how every documentary looks
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sprinkling MSG on all my posts so they taste better
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
sprinkling MSG on all my posts so they taste better
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an ice sculpture of Elton John that lasts until early spring at which point it's Meltin' John
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
an ice sculpture of Elton John that lasts until early spring at which point it's Meltin' John
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i wish i was a beautiful princess who was also a sabre tooth tiger
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i wish i was a beautiful princess who was also a sabre tooth tiger
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It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet
November 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
It’s been a long day, pass the cursed amulet
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Started pronouncing turtle as “toitle” and it’s hard to stop but I recommend it
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Started pronouncing turtle as “toitle” and it’s hard to stop but I recommend it
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The Eiffel Tower shrinks up to 6 inches in cold weather, and it's quite embarrassing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Eiffel Tower shrinks up to 6 inches in cold weather, and it's quite embarrassing.
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sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
sitting on my thumbs until they go numb so it feels like someone else is reposting my skeets
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opening the create post window, drawing a complete blank, and yelling "line!" to an empty room
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
opening the create post window, drawing a complete blank, and yelling "line!" to an empty room
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if I ever disappear just tell my family they still owe me money
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
if I ever disappear just tell my family they still owe me money
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi
you're at aqua
i need you at haunted house
i need you at haunted house
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you're at aqua
i need you at haunted house
i need you at haunted house
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I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I said "tooth hurty" and my dentist just blinked at me
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)