Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch
@hankfinch.bsky.social
👻A mummy limping into the sea👻
WELTER
WELTER
Pinned
My prison name is Mitochondria cus I’m the powerhouse of the cell
For real right now my friend is at a barber shop and there’s two people arguing about the sun.
One thinks the sun is closer to us than the moon and the other doesn’t think it exists.
But they both agreed that the “Hebrews” were responsible for all the science being wrong.
I hate this and love it
One thinks the sun is closer to us than the moon and the other doesn’t think it exists.
But they both agreed that the “Hebrews” were responsible for all the science being wrong.
I hate this and love it
November 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
For real right now my friend is at a barber shop and there’s two people arguing about the sun.
One thinks the sun is closer to us than the moon and the other doesn’t think it exists.
But they both agreed that the “Hebrews” were responsible for all the science being wrong.
I hate this and love it
One thinks the sun is closer to us than the moon and the other doesn’t think it exists.
But they both agreed that the “Hebrews” were responsible for all the science being wrong.
I hate this and love it
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“If you like bananas you’re a monkey” - Dr. Hank Fink PhD in jungle science
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“If you like bananas you’re a monkey” - Dr. Hank Fink PhD in jungle science
“In Soviet Russia well falls down you” - Me joking around with Baby Jessica
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“In Soviet Russia well falls down you” - Me joking around with Baby Jessica
Oh you do your own stunts, Jackie Chan?
Who have I been fighting people with ladders for then?
Who have I been fighting people with ladders for then?
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Oh you do your own stunts, Jackie Chan?
Who have I been fighting people with ladders for then?
Who have I been fighting people with ladders for then?
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bear grylls' stillsuit was pretty low tech. basically just a wetsuit with a straw
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
bear grylls' stillsuit was pretty low tech. basically just a wetsuit with a straw
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does dune ever explain if you can shit in a stillsuit & what the locker room smelled like after a walkabout?
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
does dune ever explain if you can shit in a stillsuit & what the locker room smelled like after a walkabout?
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nabisco figured out how to use the floor sweepings
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
nabisco figured out how to use the floor sweepings
Purple
Turtle
You’re Welcome
Turtle
You’re Welcome
now do purple
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Purple
Turtle
You’re Welcome
Turtle
You’re Welcome
Orange
Door Hinge
You’re welcome
Door Hinge
You’re welcome
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Orange
Door Hinge
You’re welcome
Door Hinge
You’re welcome
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Imagine my disappointment upon discovering that Pizzagate is not, in fact, a Stargate-themed pizzeria.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Imagine my disappointment upon discovering that Pizzagate is not, in fact, a Stargate-themed pizzeria.
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Apparently, I exist in the world of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Good to know.
Good to know.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Apparently, I exist in the world of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Good to know.
Good to know.
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My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My life would be so much easier if I had a few minions.
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Holy sh...I THINK I HAVE LIKE, $80!
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Holy sh...I THINK I HAVE LIKE, $80!
How would you like to double your profits?
I know right?
I know right?
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
How would you like to double your profits?
I know right?
I know right?
Actually Chewbacca was the real villain
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Actually Chewbacca was the real villain
I remind me a lot of myself when I was my age
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I remind me a lot of myself when I was my age
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hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
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It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
🎶Cut my knife into pizzas
This is my last DiGiorno🎶
This is my last DiGiorno🎶
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
🎶Cut my knife into pizzas
This is my last DiGiorno🎶
This is my last DiGiorno🎶
Spent my electric bill money on cocaine and now it’s hard to chop and line up my cocaine in the dark
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Spent my electric bill money on cocaine and now it’s hard to chop and line up my cocaine in the dark
I’m going to live with my parents.
They’re dead so I’m having them exhumed.
They’re dead so I’m having them exhumed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m going to live with my parents.
They’re dead so I’m having them exhumed.
They’re dead so I’m having them exhumed.
Does anyone in real life kiss as wet and loudly as in tv/movies?
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Does anyone in real life kiss as wet and loudly as in tv/movies?
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White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
November 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
White and red wine pairs well with different foods but both pair well with difficult relatives and annoying neighbors.
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You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.
November 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You're officially old when she sends you a nude selfie and all you're interested in is what kind of pizza in the box behind her.