Bipolar Boy Detective
@wittiestmanalive.bsky.social
Meaningful insights from an absurd, petty human being. The Internet's preeminent anti-horse activist.
He/Him.
He/Him.
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Folks, I'm baring my soul in the acclaimed new podcast that's a hit at The Wife's office.
Subscribe and start forging your parasocial bond now, before I become wealthy and out-of-touch, recording from a hideously nouveau riche mansion in a tax-free state
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Subscribe and start forging your parasocial bond now, before I become wealthy and out-of-touch, recording from a hideously nouveau riche mansion in a tax-free state
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My “My email describing ’Trump blowing Bubba’ was not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My “My email describing ’Trump blowing Bubba’ was not, in any way, a reference to former President Bill Clinton” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
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jesus christ 😭 leslie lee iii was one of the realest guys i’ve ever got to briefly know and really helped me get my career /my movie made and seen. please help his family if u can www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
jesus christ 😭 leslie lee iii was one of the realest guys i’ve ever got to briefly know and really helped me get my career /my movie made and seen. please help his family if u can www.gofundme.com/f/lleeiii
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In this series we'll follow the proctol... protagonist Harry Hole
hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
In this series we'll follow the proctol... protagonist Harry Hole
If we still lived in a civilized society I would be receiving a stack of these every month after each @astoriabookshop.bsky.social storytelling show
Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 AM
If we still lived in a civilized society I would be receiving a stack of these every month after each @astoriabookshop.bsky.social storytelling show
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have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
have you eaten something
have you made a small token to the Elder gods to improve your posts
These are The Baileys that Chuck Schumer keeps talking about
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 AM
These are The Baileys that Chuck Schumer keeps talking about
It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
this kind of feels like freaking out over a problem that 95% of the audience is not going to have an issue with
Report: Amazon Is Struggling to Think How to Bring James Bond Back From the Dead
Daniel Craig's permanent exit in 'No Time to Die' is apparently causing issues for the next 'Bond' film.
gizmodo.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s James Bond. No one has ever cared if James Bond makes sense. People pay more attention to narrative cohesion in Fast & Furious movies than about whether James Bond Shooty Gun Car Man is believable.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
It don’t matter. None’a this matters.
Monday morning existential dread
November 10, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Monday morning existential dread
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Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Oh sure you think Chuck Schumer is “caving” and “wants to ruin all the momentum” and “is horrible at politics” but what if I was to tell you that this old crazy man ran the idea by an imaginary married Irish American couple that exists only in his mind and they think it’s great politics
This happened to me when my parents inadvertently put me in a daycare run by a Jehova’s Witness
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
This happened to me when my parents inadvertently put me in a daycare run by a Jehova’s Witness
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Which way Western man?
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Which way Western man?
hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
hey guys are you sure about this title?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
you’re really sure about that? really tho?
like, for sure for sure?
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election season is over
now comes the Nog Season
now comes the Nog Season
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
election season is over
now comes the Nog Season
now comes the Nog Season
If you think “a hick town sheriff lied about his wife being killed by ‘the mob’” is a shock, wait until someone actually investigates Curtis Sliwa’s story about being shot 27 times by the Corleones or whatever
I wrote for @slate.com about a legendary (and violent) Tennessee sheriff who more likely than not murdered his wife and the people who want to keep him on a pedestal.
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Her Husband Claimed She Was Murdered by the Mob. Hollywood Made a Hit Film About It. The Truth Was Far Darker.
A mythical sheriff, a murder—and a Tennessee town that wants none of it.
slate.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If you think “a hick town sheriff lied about his wife being killed by ‘the mob’” is a shock, wait until someone actually investigates Curtis Sliwa’s story about being shot 27 times by the Corleones or whatever
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Calling it now: this is how they’re gonna try to uncancel Whedon
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Calling it now: this is how they’re gonna try to uncancel Whedon
election season is over
now comes the Nog Season
now comes the Nog Season
November 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
election season is over
now comes the Nog Season
now comes the Nog Season
Zohran won't see your misogynistic attempts to derail his extremely successful campaign
but your aloof wife will
but your aloof wife will
How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes
How Zohran Mamdani’s aloof wife, Rama Duwaji, quietly steered his campaign from behind the scenes
Zohran Mamdani's artist wife Rama Duwaji helped design the Democratic socialist's logos -- but has been noticeably absent from his entire mayoral campaign.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Zohran won't see your misogynistic attempts to derail his extremely successful campaign
but your aloof wife will
but your aloof wife will
THE BRUTALIST (2024) | dir. Brady Corbet
#OnePerfectShot
#OnePerfectShot
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
THE BRUTALIST (2024) | dir. Brady Corbet
#OnePerfectShot
#OnePerfectShot
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Ravenous by Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ravenous by Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman
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And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
And I would like to challenge this person to get a real job
Ravenous by Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ravenous by Damon Albarn and Michael Nyman
For you, the day Dunkin graced your village was the most important day of your life.
For Dunkin, it was Tuesday.
For Dunkin, it was Tuesday.
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
For you, the day Dunkin graced your village was the most important day of your life.
For Dunkin, it was Tuesday.
For Dunkin, it was Tuesday.
just got home from running errands, gonna sit down with a nice hot cup of coffee and read the latest news about exciting up-and-coming political candidate graham platner
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
just got home from running errands, gonna sit down with a nice hot cup of coffee and read the latest news about exciting up-and-coming political candidate graham platner