Reader, she did that shit

George Santos also steamrolled her pretty easily, and he's not even as swaggy as Adams. Ziwe is just generally helpless once she runs out of pre-scripted quips.

Enjoy the soup joe

Joe eat the soup

Saw the trailer in front of the Sinners rerelease on Halloween. If not for the fact that it’s all shot in the same sludgy brown Tactical Oakleys Dad Vérité, I could not tell if it was all for the same movie. And it played Venice, which fits with that festival’s increasingly dicey reputation.

It's pretty funny and also I will curse that man to my dying breath but I will also probably let him buy me a drink

After the 2nd time it happened, John Darnielle played like 8 different shows around NYC. My best friend/roommate took me to almost all of them. I would stand about 40 feet away from John and stare daggers at him.

I can listen to almost every Mountain Goats album except Tallahassee, because there was a stretch from about 2006 to 2008 where three different women sang/quoted "No Children" to me right before dumping my ass

My terrible friend in high school would insist we waste our afternoons watching those marathons, purely on some dogmatic faith that Bond was a cultural obligation. After 45 minutes of Moonraker, he’d finally relent and turn on the Xbox.

A few months pass, the cycle begins anew.

Kinda shocked I’d never heard this before.

I’m so tempted to ask if we live in the same building, but 1) I’m fairly certain we don’t, and 2) I’m not about to dox either of us.

Every other bear is doing its part to preserve the delicate balance of the natural world and all these dumb idiot bears do is obsessively wipe their fucking asses

“Also we’re taking away your Robocop action figure, he is a blasphemy before the eyes of God”

Even worse. It was “you won’t ascend to heaven with us, and that’s why you can’t play Popamatic Trouble”

It didn’t help that the daycare woman’s terrible children were all there, refusing to let me play with any toys because I wasn’t going to ascend to heaven in the Rapture like them

My parents wondered why I’d come home like