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👻A mummy limping into the sea👻
WELTER
By Annie Lennox
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh no! We gonna
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I was having trouble figuring out what was going on in the new Jurassic Park movie
October 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Here’s a gist of what I’ve been skimming.

But who knows, PR can turn the tables to give the opposite story
October 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I proud to say I got the physique of a pro wrestler.

I look almost exactly like Adorable Adrian Adonis with fat under my fat instead of muscle and bigger man tits
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Leeked nudes
October 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My favorite porn category
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You telling me I’m dead?
August 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
May 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m watching old World Class Championship Wrestling and the camera cut quickly to an awesome guy in the audience wearing a cowboy hat and sucking on a pipe. This guy gets it.
May 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don’t want to be racist but I can’t tell these guys apart
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🧐
May 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Word
May 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
May 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I have no idea what that description means
May 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My spirit Animal
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Guess what?
May 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The new Joker in the upcoming DC Universe movies has an interesting and cool look
May 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Word
April 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How I arrived on Bluesky
April 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Saw Kraftwerk the other night Kicked ass.
April 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I know a guy.
He’s a little sketch but what are ya gonna do.
Pro tip you can pay him in funny money and he doesn’t know the the difference
April 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
My tv is talking to me again
April 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I feel seen
March 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM