Benny Geys 🌈
cirrus442.bsky.social
Benny Geys 🌈
@cirrus442.bsky.social

Wannabe maker, plantrekker, luchtzeiler. Niet falen is geen optie.
He/him.

Political science 51%
Economics 30%

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Vandaag gelezen in de krant… “Mannen kunnen zich voordoen als trans om misbruik te plegen!”
www.demorgen.be/meningen/lez... Als mannen misbruik willen plegen, doen ze dat zónder ingewikkeld papierwerk, hormonen en wachttijden.
Eerlijk: niemand doet een administratieve hel voor een misdaad. (1/6)
Lezers reageren op het transdebat: ‘Welke mening u ook heeft, wat de krantenkoppen u ook vertellen: transgenderzorg redt levens’
Senior writer Joël De Ceulaer sprak met ouders van pubers die in transitie gingen en schreef een essay over de twistpunten in het transgenderdebat. Hierna leest u de reacties van Elio Dumont, en van M...
www.demorgen.be
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez

Give your dad a medal! Or a hug.
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

5 redenen? Of 6-7?
Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/

Kurt Rogiers?

I will do no such thing. It's a living space, not a sterile environment.

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Als er één jaar is waarin een boeken-Secret Santa niet mag ontbreken, dan is het dit jaar. Jane Austen wordt 250, The Great Gatsby én Mrs Dalloway blazen 100 kaarsjes uit. Daarom doen we het gewoon opnieuw in dit literaire feestjaar. Welkom bij BlueSkyBookmas 2025!

www.elfster.com/gift-exchang...
Secret Santa Website & Gift Exchange App For 2025 | Elfster
Use our free gift exchange generator to invite friends, family, or coworkers to a secret gift exchange online! Draw names and shop gifts all within Elfster.
www.elfster.com

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Is er eigenlijk enig animo voor (een Bluesky-versie van) Twitterbookmas? Ik betwijfel of er op Twitter zelf iets gaat gebeuren, en alvast van mijn bubbel zitten de meeste mensen nu hier.
Geef jullie mening eens.
Retweet is fijn!

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The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing.

The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.

"bottles of-"

The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.

"Beer on the wall..."

Iets met een vliegtuigje.

Of, maar dat is heel niche: Doctor Who geïnspireerd. Dat in uw stijl... beter worden kaartjes niet :D

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3. Utter Horror!

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Three @theguardian.com books cartoons from previous halloweens: 1. Haunted Bookshop

Also can wholeheartedly recommend the album "The Devil's Dance" by Gil Shaham and Jonathan Feldman.
Scary tunes on piano and violin!

Maybe add the theme from Jaws?

Ons is het vandaag niet gelukt allesinds. 😂

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The witch took her hands off the patient's body.

"First of all," she said with absolute conviction, "there's nothing wrong with you."

"The doctor-"

"Said you must be either man or woman?"

"That it's black or white, no grey."

"Nonsense. Every colour in the rainbow is between black and white."

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Happy Oven Clock Telling The Right Time Again Day to all who celebrate.

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DATE: i love fall

ME: (trying to impress) *leaves*

Politiek: ja en nee

There. I said it.

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"What treasure did your adventure yield?" villagers would ask on her return.

"None," she would laugh, "except memories, scars, and a favour owed me by a wolf!"

Or a dragon, toad, sow, or gorgon.

"When will you call in all the favours owed you?"

"Only when I must," she said.

She never had to.
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.

Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.

"Oi!" I called.

"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."

Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.

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The journalists say down in the auditorium inside the machine.

"Welcome!" the professor said, "When I press this button, we will instantly travel faster than light."

"How much faster?"

"Infinitely."

"Where will we go?"

"Around the whole universe."

He pressed the button.

"We're back!"

Wearing his white gloves?
This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.