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Zak Orth
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A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Reminder that Pizzagate originated from 4chan getting a hold of the John Podesta emails and believing that he and people he corresponded with were using code THAT 4CHAN USERS THEMSELVES HAD CREATED TO DISCUSS THEIR OWN CSAM CONSUMPTION.
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Love this Stephen Colbert story from @michaelianblack.bsky.social and @zakorth.bsky.social from The State’s oral history book
July 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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thinking about the thing that should happen
July 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It’s official. The Song of the Summer is [Civil Defense Sirens].
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I'm astounded that allowing criminals to continue to do crimes with no consequences has resulted in those same criminals doing more (and progressively worse) crimes.
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Tron 3: Thron
June 22, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Doing my part by getting into arguments with strangers on Instagram about how some guys' foreskin naturally grows back and so they have to get circumcisions every few months.
June 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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JD Vance has dropped a grand piano on his own head and when he sat up his teeth were piano keys
April 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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My instacart shopper didn’t buy any of my groceries but brought me a bouquet of wildflowers and a finger painting they did of my cat and now we’re on a ferris wheel at the pier
October 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Live footage of the Antifa cyberattack on X
March 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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My name is Zohran Kwame Mamdani and I approve this message.
March 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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if they ever make a biopic about the guy who wrote 'turkey in the straw' ill bet the part where he first sees a turkey go in some straw will be so cool
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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More. MORE!!!!
¡Dios mío! The Dow is down −388.75 points.
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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There's a lot of frankly tedious debate about whether We're In Fascism Right Now. Whatever your view, I hope we can all agree that "government shock troops disappearing dissidents into their gulag network" is a pretty basic example of fascism. www.discourseblog.com/p/this-is-wh...
This Is What Fascism Looks Like
Government shock troops disappearing a dissident into their gulag network—that's pretty cut and dry.
www.discourseblog.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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"How do you 'smash truth'? You go after universities. You punish those who speak out. You disappear people. You lie and lie and lie and lie. And then, once the public is sufficiently confused, you grab ‘em by the pussy." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/this-is-am...
This is America, Literally and Seriously
The thing about fascism is that the word itself holds no intrinsic definition, which is why we have such a hard time identifying what it is/what it isn’t.
michaelianblack.substack.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Yes. If DHS can barge in, say your visa was revoked, be told you have a green card, say it's revoked too, and then disappear you so that neither your lawyer nor your family can find you, then all the guardrails are gone. There is no policy, practice, or law protecting anyone.
re the previous repost: if they can disappear permanent residents they can disappear citizens
March 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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working my boyfriend's shift for him again. he's got the zoomies
December 3, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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Too many people find false comfort in the "not a citizen" part of how the state treats immigrants, regardless of their legal status. Either the law exists and means something for everyone, or it means nothing for anyone.
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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my favorite genres are

5. john malkovich has a ridiculous accent

4. ordinary neighbor turns out to be jason statham

3. something bad is happening on a submarine

2. temporal pincer movement

1. the pope has an exorcist
My favorite genres are

5. Innocent man, wrongly accused

4. Thoughtful monologues on the inevitable forward march of time

3. Catherine O'Hara day-drinking

2. Michael Keaton thinking and talking fast

1. STOP THE PRESSES
My favourite genres are

5. Families, eh? But French!

4. It's great to be gay

3. Say hello to my little friend

2. I am so depressed, let me just wander around in the world's most gorgeous scenery while I regret everything

1. Underappreciated woman gets justice at last (sexually)
March 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM