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WhimsicalSquirrel
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Pragmatic leftwinger and misanthrope. I draw and post furry smut sometimes. I post non-smut too but the numbers suggest you don't care about that. Fuck Nazis.🔞🔞🔞

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That that I automatically trust the word of pro-AI guys, but If this is true, then it confirms a lot of my priors about the value of modern music, which has been very intentionally designed to be as widely acceptable and ultimately forgettable as possible, for years.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Sometimes you hear about songs and things, and the original title they almost have and think "god, can you imagine if they named War Pigs THAT instead?" and Baba O'Riley is basically an example of when they, in fact, do.

Which, in fairness, apparently had minimal impact.
"Teenage Wasteland" is maybe the best two-word phrase in rock history and frickin Pete Townshend had to name the song "Baba O'Riley"
November 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
That last Endurance Round on Mortal Kombat Trilogy isn't fucking around.
November 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
"Actually, pedophilia is fine" has to be one of the most predictable Republican policy positions since mass deportation. It's arguably the most Republican policy there is.
"He was into the barely legal type, like, for instance, the flagrantly illegal ones."
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"He was into the barely legal type, like, for instance, the flagrantly illegal ones."
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Like I dunno, maybe the reason it took a lady to break open the story of all the men protecting the dude trafficking underage girls is because the male journos were all emailing him making jokes about it?
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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lol this is going to suck so much
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users

(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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10th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level https://theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-studying-mathematics-at-10th-grade-l-1819577209/
November 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Quick question, what's the point of Starmer being such a pussy if I'm still paying tariffs, 'cause it kinda seems like maybe he just likes being a pussy.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I had a dream I saw some furry art I liked.
November 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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to: jeevacation@gmail.com

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from: jeevacation@gmail.com
to: orders@amazon.com

wwhere’s my ordur.. im a pedophile btw
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We don't need moderation settings to hide posts that might be rude, we need moderation settings to hide posts of people talking about their kids.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Massie still sucks but it's pretty remarkable that the sitting Republican is basically saying "Yes, President Trump is a pedophile."
Thomas Massie to CNN on the Epstein files: "This vote is gonna be on your record for longer than Trump is gonna be president. And what are you gonna do in 2028 and 2030 when you're in a debate … and they say, 'How can we trust you? You covered up for a pedophile back in 2025.'"
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So like, is anybody besides me and my immediate circle of friends NOT in the Epstein Files?
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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My little brother really took the wind out of my sails on this one
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Women's Blood and Guts match was pretty solid. Ending was a bit deflating but made sense of a story perspective.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A lot of people have said this already but I have gone from "Epstein probably just killed himself" to "Donald Trump personally performed Sub-Zero's Spine Ripper Fatality on Epstein right there in his cell."
Lutnick is the current Secretary of Commerce and Epstein sent this email three months before he died.
Epstein mocked Trump for “leaving his nose print on the glass” while watching young women, wrote that Trump knew about illicit activity tied to Mar-a-Lago, and visited “many times,” and noted Trump’s planned visit to his neighbor Howard Lutnick’s house.
November 13, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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A pedophile game show host and gang of third-tier comedians with podcasts helped the Nazis retroactively win WW2. You're not going crazy. This is what actually happened.
November 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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the biggest lesson from the emails today is that powerful people are so unafraid of consequences for crimes as bad as “raping children” that they will just talk about it openly in emails

the only path to a better society is one where that is no longer true
November 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Russiagate was real; sorry libs, our bad
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM