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Expelled from Clown College for being a Pagliacci revisionist.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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fallout show, turning to the audience: the powers that be decided that Death Was A Preferable Alternative To Communism when cold fusion was about to end scarcity forever

chris avellone: wow! grok, put the airships in a bikini!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
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Elon Musk took too much ayahuasca and stuck his weird robot dick into Grok's expansion port and electrocuted himself to death and took down Twitter in the process. RIP
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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you wanna watch mecum: kissimee
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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LET ME SHOOT YOU IN THE STOMACH OR I WILL STAB MYSELF IN THE DICK!
TRUMP: FLOATS TARIFF IF COUNTRIES 'DON'T GO ALONG' ON GREENLAND
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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[King Diamond high voice]
Whis-KEEEY Fri-DAAAAAAY

[King Diamond low voice]
With TOOO-ny Do-kou-PIIIIIIIIIL
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
[King Diamond high voice]
Whis-KEEEY Fri-DAAAAAAY

[King Diamond low voice]
With TOOO-ny Do-kou-PIIIIIIIIIL
January 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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both of them must have thought the other would turn into a prince/ss
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Expelled from Clown College for being a Pagliacci revisionist.
January 16, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Gavin Newsom will never be president
August 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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The purpose of “So How Come College Students Aren’t Protesting Iran, Huh?” is not a sincere desire to direct attention to the Iranian struggle.

It is intended to shame college students for their recent protests against Israel and ICE.
It is not "pedantic" to acknowledge that a college protest against Iran makes zero sense. Protests are typically against things, not in favor of rights movements in other countries!
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
LET ME SHOOT YOU IN THE STOMACH OR I WILL STAB MYSELF IN THE DICK!
TRUMP: FLOATS TARIFF IF COUNTRIES 'DON'T GO ALONG' ON GREENLAND
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
both of them must have thought the other would turn into a prince/ss
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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I've said this before, but the NFL might have to rig this year's Super Bowl for the Bills just to prevent a mass-casualty event
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
Elon Musk took too much ayahuasca and stuck his weird robot dick into Grok's expansion port and electrocuted himself to death and took down Twitter in the process. RIP
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Whole bunch of people have got to go.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Delete Spotify
In April 2024, Spotify implemented a new scheme: songs with less than 1k streams per year would no longer receive royalties.

The data for 2025 was just released via Luminate, and 88% of songs have been demonetized.

Read it again: 88% of songs on Spotify have been demonetized.
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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I think I could be trusted not to lose my mind and become evil if someone gave me half a trillion dollars.
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I've said this before, but the NFL might have to rig this year's Super Bowl for the Bills just to prevent a mass-casualty event
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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Lmao well why not? If you don’t want a league where Doyers win every year, spend some money. God forbid more teams take somewhat less profit while attracting crowds and ratings instead of a larger profit running real estate scams on their city
BREAKING NEWS

Passan: Kyle Tucker to sign with the Dodgers.
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
True Detective Season 1 actually somehow got better with time
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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Jamelle Bouie is a JAG. 0.2 WAR columnist and poster.
Only reason people get mad at him is because he's got a big platform and for whatever reason, people expect more of him.
He's the Anthony Volpe of BlueSky.
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Whole bunch of people have got to go.
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Who said anything about releasing them?
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM