He proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees.
@faintpeesmell.bsky.social
Fiscally Based, Socially Cringe
Born during Reagan's first term
Born during Reagan's first term
Pinned
I think about this at least once a week
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I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 11, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
didn't realize they elected Rob Darken
This is the march the Polish president chose to grace with his presence today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
didn't realize they elected Rob Darken
Endless debates over whether they should have an easy mode
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Endless debates over whether they should have an easy mode
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There are arguably 4 out of 18 things on this list that the government isn't trying to actively destroy, and one of the four is "We created Shrek."
People Are Revealing The Things The US Actually Does Right, And My Cynical Self Needed This Reminder
"I come from a country where disability is looked upon as a crime or fault. The USA does an amazing job of making things accessible."
www.buzzfeed.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
There are arguably 4 out of 18 things on this list that the government isn't trying to actively destroy, and one of the four is "We created Shrek."
These Call of Duty ads are so beneath an actor of Peter Stormare's stature
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
These Call of Duty ads are so beneath an actor of Peter Stormare's stature
Chug Shumber
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Chug Shumber
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There were originally 5 Blowjob Brothers, but 3 of them died when the battleship they were serving on in WW2 was sunk by German U-Boats. Mrs. Blowjob then successfully petitioned Congress to pass a law to prevent brothers from being assigned to the same ship like that anymore.
June 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There were originally 5 Blowjob Brothers, but 3 of them died when the battleship they were serving on in WW2 was sunk by German U-Boats. Mrs. Blowjob then successfully petitioned Congress to pass a law to prevent brothers from being assigned to the same ship like that anymore.
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[dad who doesn't play video games]
You're gonna press F with me son. You're gonna press F to pay respect.
You're gonna press F with me son. You're gonna press F to pay respect.
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
[dad who doesn't play video games]
You're gonna press F with me son. You're gonna press F to pay respect.
You're gonna press F with me son. You're gonna press F to pay respect.
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Until the sun burns out
We had 3 games today between teams with >.500 records.
Somehow this is the one that ended up nationally televised.
Somehow this is the one that ended up nationally televised.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We had 3 games today between teams with >.500 records.
Somehow this is the one that ended up nationally televised.
Somehow this is the one that ended up nationally televised.
it's recess everywhere but in Justin Herbert's heart
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
it's recess everywhere but in Justin Herbert's heart
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I hate Chuck Schumer more than I hate Donald Trump
Donald Trump is ordering Republicans not to even bother talking with Democrats about the budget.
The American people know it would be him shutting the government down.
The American people know it would be him shutting the government down.
September 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I hate Chuck Schumer more than I hate Donald Trump
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I think in our analysis you trust us to take a position but at least analyze the alternative. In this case there is no alternative. There is no political advantage to this deal. None.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I think in our analysis you trust us to take a position but at least analyze the alternative. In this case there is no alternative. There is no political advantage to this deal. None.
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Spero Dedes: We now go live to our sideline reporter, Andrew Cuomo. Andrew, that was a rough first half of football for the Dolphins. What are you hearing from coach McDaniel?
Andrew Cuomo: That little [f-slur] didn't tell me anything!
Andrew Cuomo: That little [f-slur] didn't tell me anything!
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Spero Dedes: We now go live to our sideline reporter, Andrew Cuomo. Andrew, that was a rough first half of football for the Dolphins. What are you hearing from coach McDaniel?
Andrew Cuomo: That little [f-slur] didn't tell me anything!
Andrew Cuomo: That little [f-slur] didn't tell me anything!
kinda wish Trump had visited the booth during a Chargers game so we could hear him say "McConkey"
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
kinda wish Trump had visited the booth during a Chargers game so we could hear him say "McConkey"
[Layne Staley voice]
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
[Layne Staley voice]
Fuck Chuck
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Fuck Chuck
Vrabel/Maye masterclass to end the half
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Vrabel/Maye masterclass to end the half
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
Adam Amin looks like sober Kash Patel
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Adam Amin looks like sober Kash Patel
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If i pitched a fantasy novel where nine old people in dark robes conspired to starve the children of the realm at the behest of a sundowning pedophile you'd laugh me right out of the publishing house
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
If i pitched a fantasy novel where nine old people in dark robes conspired to starve the children of the realm at the behest of a sundowning pedophile you'd laugh me right out of the publishing house
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NO MORE FARMING ENEMIES FOR RARE DROPS!!
FROM NOW ON, AMERICA WILL ONLY USE LEGENDARY WEAPONS PURCHASED FROM THIRD-PARTY RESELLERS LIKE BOOSTROOM AND ODEALO.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FROM NOW ON, AMERICA WILL ONLY USE LEGENDARY WEAPONS PURCHASED FROM THIRD-PARTY RESELLERS LIKE BOOSTROOM AND ODEALO.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, the defense acquisitions system as you know it is dead. It's now the warfighting acquisitions system. This isn't just a name change."
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
NO MORE FARMING ENEMIES FOR RARE DROPS!!
FROM NOW ON, AMERICA WILL ONLY USE LEGENDARY WEAPONS PURCHASED FROM THIRD-PARTY RESELLERS LIKE BOOSTROOM AND ODEALO.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
FROM NOW ON, AMERICA WILL ONLY USE LEGENDARY WEAPONS PURCHASED FROM THIRD-PARTY RESELLERS LIKE BOOSTROOM AND ODEALO.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
[Lib-ass joke warning]
The Washington Thinskins
The Washington Thinskins
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[Lib-ass joke warning]
The Washington Thinskins
The Washington Thinskins
my favorite part is how they named skunks after the stench
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
my favorite part is how they named skunks after the stench