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mf think he Jean Guaideaux
If Canada was the 51st State this would be our Vichy Gov’s official statement:
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
mf think he Jean Guaideaux
You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
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I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
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fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
The first IMDB page that I looked up on this new PC was Scott Speedman, so now every time I go to IMDB it sends me to Scott Speedman's page.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The first IMDB page that I looked up on this new PC was Scott Speedman, so now every time I go to IMDB it sends me to Scott Speedman's page.
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[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
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Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Trump and his cronies can try to dress this up, but it is an illegal act of war to replace Maduro and grab Venezuela's oil for his billionaire buddies.
Full statement below:
Full statement below:
fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
We live in a Paul Verhoeven movie
Trump posts footage of the Maduro raid set to "Fortunate Son" -- a protest song about the Vietnam War draft
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
We live in a Paul Verhoeven movie
They yassified Mr. Burns
Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:12 PM
They yassified Mr. Burns
I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
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I slept in and uh
Hmmm
Well let’s all root for that extra aspirin
Hmmm
Well let’s all root for that extra aspirin
January 3, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I slept in and uh
Hmmm
Well let’s all root for that extra aspirin
Hmmm
Well let’s all root for that extra aspirin
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damn character limit
![STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
I believe the unilateral abduction of a head of state and commission of air strikes against his country's civilian and political infrastructure is deeply unamerican and a gross and unsettling violation of fundamental US and international laws and norms
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fzy5psbwt7myclvmno7nfrt6/bafkreidde3lzb3dzva7eoxzpromnklhafm2shexdlg6cj3wdubhh4hwsmm@jpeg)
January 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
damn character limit
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In a lot of respects the public is dumb and full of suckers, but they draw straight lines for things like this. They might let you bomb somewhere if they have money in their pockets and food on the table. If they don't, well, why the hell aren't you spending it on them?
January 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
In a lot of respects the public is dumb and full of suckers, but they draw straight lines for things like this. They might let you bomb somewhere if they have money in their pockets and food on the table. If they don't, well, why the hell aren't you spending it on them?
Another day of not being able to say what I'm really thinking because it'll get me arrested.
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Another day of not being able to say what I'm really thinking because it'll get me arrested.
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I don’t want to hear a fucking word about Maduro being a “dictator” when guy who kidpanned him is a genocidal Nazi child rapist. Fuck Trump and his coked up Secretary of State. Long live the Bolivarian Revolution.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I don’t want to hear a fucking word about Maduro being a “dictator” when guy who kidpanned him is a genocidal Nazi child rapist. Fuck Trump and his coked up Secretary of State. Long live the Bolivarian Revolution.
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Work late, get up early, do the tasks, put the baby down for a nap, make coffee, look at phone and it’s all blood outside. No justice, no recourse, no hope. Take out the trash, do the dishes,
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Work late, get up early, do the tasks, put the baby down for a nap, make coffee, look at phone and it’s all blood outside. No justice, no recourse, no hope. Take out the trash, do the dishes,
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8-year-olds, Dude
January 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
8-year-olds, Dude
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Can we please for fuck's sake stop making Neturei Karta weirdos the face of Jewish anti-Zionism? They are an extremely backwards religious sect that doesn't believe in educating women.
There are much better options out there.
There are much better options out there.
CBS News filmed but DIDN'T air this interview in which NYC Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss defends NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani, clarifying that Mamdani is opposed to Zionism and Israel's genocide but he's NOT antisemitic. A Jewish rabbi praising a Muslim Mayor. I wonder why they didn't air it? 🤔 #USPolitics
January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Can we please for fuck's sake stop making Neturei Karta weirdos the face of Jewish anti-Zionism? They are an extremely backwards religious sect that doesn't believe in educating women.
There are much better options out there.
There are much better options out there.
Barrold Weiss
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Barrold Weiss
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You can get rent control working smoothly if you keep building/retrofitting housing at the same time to keep the queue moving and serve a lot of people and that’s exactly what he’s setting up. He’s not doing it abundance style and finding the new housing by trashing fire regs tho so it doesn’t count
👀Mamdani demoted NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch, I can report:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/media-redu...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/media-redu...
Media Reduces Mamdani to Hot Chocolate
Mamdani’s first day in office was more interesting than you’ve been told
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You can get rent control working smoothly if you keep building/retrofitting housing at the same time to keep the queue moving and serve a lot of people and that’s exactly what he’s setting up. He’s not doing it abundance style and finding the new housing by trashing fire regs tho so it doesn’t count