A Nicer Ham Restaurant
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[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I think that if you're approvingly retweeting anything Matt Forney says, you should be deprived of your freedom. Maybe not in a carceral sense, but it should be physically unpleasant for you to perform normal human functions.
Here is the editor of Tablet agreeably reposting someone calling nonwhite NYC immigrants "worthless biotrash." It's astonishing how quickly this stuff has escaped containment
January 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I think that if you're approvingly retweeting anything Matt Forney says, you should be deprived of your freedom. Maybe not in a carceral sense, but it should be physically unpleasant for you to perform normal human functions.
I drove for Doordash in 2020 during the pandemic, and again in 2022 before I found a better job. The payout rates I received in 2022 were noticeably worse, and this goes a long way towards explaining why.
Fuck these companies. I hope they burn to the ground.
Fuck these companies. I hope they burn to the ground.
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January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I drove for Doordash in 2020 during the pandemic, and again in 2022 before I found a better job. The payout rates I received in 2022 were noticeably worse, and this goes a long way towards explaining why.
Fuck these companies. I hope they burn to the ground.
Fuck these companies. I hope they burn to the ground.
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January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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i can't describe for you the weirdness of visiting one of the (relatively few) parts of the world that has a high background level of regard and gratitude for the U.S.A. It feels like stepping into a mirror universe.
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i can't describe for you the weirdness of visiting one of the (relatively few) parts of the world that has a high background level of regard and gratitude for the U.S.A. It feels like stepping into a mirror universe.
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Look, at this point I'm willing to try anything to get him to do the thing.
Has anyone tried playing Judas Priest's "Better By You, Better Than Me" on repeat to Elon Musk?
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Look, at this point I'm willing to try anything to get him to do the thing.
Lol
QB playing 15/17 games against tomato cans has a good season his first really good season let’s hand him the MVP - give ma a break “Mr. His Performance Against The Jets Really Sealed My Vote”.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Lol
The amount of copium being huffed in this thread could feed entire nations if it was bottled and sold.
There are, to me, two explanations for the Pats having 3 WR in the top 6 of Catch Rate over Expectation:
1) Boutte, Diggs, and Hollins are all stars/having spectacular seasons
2) The QB throwing the ball to them is a star/having a spectacular season
The latter seems more plausible to me.
1) Boutte, Diggs, and Hollins are all stars/having spectacular seasons
2) The QB throwing the ball to them is a star/having a spectacular season
The latter seems more plausible to me.
And maybe the receivers are also just good?
January 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The amount of copium being huffed in this thread could feed entire nations if it was bottled and sold.
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lmaoooo this though
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
lmaoooo this though
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repost if you think Donald Trump should start blasting cigs
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
repost if you think Donald Trump should start blasting cigs
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i need to stay on twitter to follow up on my favorite posters, eight million indian nazis and roughly half as many accounts that answer the question “what if home halfway was a chapo reply guy”
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i need to stay on twitter to follow up on my favorite posters, eight million indian nazis and roughly half as many accounts that answer the question “what if home halfway was a chapo reply guy”
The dog of 2026
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The dog of 2026
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Mar-a-Lago is a crime scene. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
Mar-a-Lago was Key to Jeffrey Epstein’s Criminal Enterprise
New reporting shows that Trump’s split with his pedophile friend was opportunistic.
www.thenation.com
January 2, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Mar-a-Lago is a crime scene. www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
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zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
zohran mamdani speaks to the dream of every goofy nerd that they, too, can land a mind-shatteringly beautiful woman who's just a little mean but in a cool way
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Fernando Mendoza looks like someone switched Kirk Cousins' race from "human" to "half-elf" in the character creator
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Fernando Mendoza looks like someone switched Kirk Cousins' race from "human" to "half-elf" in the character creator
repost if you think Donald Trump should start blasting cigs
January 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
repost if you think Donald Trump should start blasting cigs
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I will claim custody of Dogbert and raise him as my son
i hope Dilbert fucking dies.
January 1, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I will claim custody of Dogbert and raise him as my son
Like father, like son
It sounds like comically specific hyperbole but it is verifiably true that in the same year Elon Musk predicted fully autonomous taxis serving half the nation, what actually happened was his chatbot became a pedophile
January 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Like father, like son
Look, at this point I'm willing to try anything to get him to do the thing.
Has anyone tried playing Judas Priest's "Better By You, Better Than Me" on repeat to Elon Musk?
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Look, at this point I'm willing to try anything to get him to do the thing.
Has anyone tried playing Judas Priest's "Better By You, Better Than Me" on repeat to Elon Musk?
January 2, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Has anyone tried playing Judas Priest's "Better By You, Better Than Me" on repeat to Elon Musk?
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The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
January 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
The automated sexual abuse that Musk is doing right now should be national news. People should be going to prison for this shit. The logical conclusion to generative image creation and the internet, pure public automatic violence. Every Pizzagate fear just out in the open.
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These things are not even contradictory if you really think about what the political project of American fascists is
wild how we're simultaneously enacting what amounts to a creeping state-by-state porn ban and also telling everyone the whole future of the internet is robots that simulate CSAM and non-consensual sexualized images on demand
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
These things are not even contradictory if you really think about what the political project of American fascists is
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The 7 most venomous words in the English language
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The 7 most venomous words in the English language
The logical endpoint of Silicon Valley libertarianism.
I for one am shocked that the LLM owned by the Epstein client with a toddlercon fursona is making sexualized images of minors
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
The logical endpoint of Silicon Valley libertarianism.