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Aaron Rodgers' century of humiliation.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Aaron Rodgers' century of humiliation.
Paul Skenes makes Josh Allen appear normal-human-sized by comparison.
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Paul Skenes makes Josh Allen appear normal-human-sized by comparison.
Fuck the Raiders for depriving us of that glorious 12-11 #scorigami
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Fuck the Raiders for depriving us of that glorious 12-11 #scorigami
hey, did Pam Oliver have a stroke or something? She sounds really unwell
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
hey, did Pam Oliver have a stroke or something? She sounds really unwell
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Donald Trump is the Homer Simpson of the Pedophile Stonecutters. The guy who almost got kicked out of the club for being too stupid but then ascended to being the Chosen Chomo.
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Donald Trump is the Homer Simpson of the Pedophile Stonecutters. The guy who almost got kicked out of the club for being too stupid but then ascended to being the Chosen Chomo.
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I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
the Saints-Falcons game is the closest thing the U.S. has seen to a duel-by-proxy in about 150 years
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
the Saints-Falcons game is the closest thing the U.S. has seen to a duel-by-proxy in about 150 years
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We had like 36 hours where life wasn't a constant reminder that we are ruled over by the evilest, dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the earth.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
We had like 36 hours where life wasn't a constant reminder that we are ruled over by the evilest, dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the earth.
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[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
this Zelenskyy guy doesn't seem very smart
Zelensky on Venezuela:
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”
Omg I love it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
this Zelenskyy guy doesn't seem very smart
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"You only have the politics you have because the current system doesn't work for you and most other people."
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
"You only have the politics you have because the current system doesn't work for you and most other people."
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You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
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fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM
fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
We had like 36 hours where life wasn't a constant reminder that we are ruled over by the evilest, dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the earth.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
We had like 36 hours where life wasn't a constant reminder that we are ruled over by the evilest, dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the earth.
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Please root your masculinity in something other than dominance over others, Part 744
January 3, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Please root your masculinity in something other than dominance over others, Part 744
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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mf think he Jean Guaideaux
If Canada was the 51st State this would be our Vichy Gov’s official statement:
January 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
mf think he Jean Guaideaux
You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
The first IMDB page that I looked up on this new PC was Scott Speedman, so now every time I go to IMDB it sends me to Scott Speedman's page.
January 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The first IMDB page that I looked up on this new PC was Scott Speedman, so now every time I go to IMDB it sends me to Scott Speedman's page.