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I think about this at least once a week
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I still believe in him. Even more so since he took out that health insurance CEO
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
that's no Scythian, that's former Saints punter Lou Hedley
January 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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I deleted it but fuck it, this part was worth keeping: in high school I grew up in the same part of the city as Stephen Miller. I knew someone who stopped him from bullying them by throwing a chair at him. Throw a chair at Stephen Miller.
May 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I still believe in him. Even more so since he took out that health insurance CEO
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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Attachment issues
August 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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A Dutch worker went viral after explaining to their American boss that they have a life outside work.
January 5, 2026 at 11:52 AM
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you guys ever see Looper
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Aaron Rodgers' century of humiliation.
January 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Paul Skenes makes Josh Allen appear normal-human-sized by comparison.
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Fuck the Raiders for depriving us of that glorious 12-11 #scorigami
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
hey, did Pam Oliver have a stroke or something? She sounds really unwell
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Donald Trump is the Homer Simpson of the Pedophile Stonecutters. The guy who almost got kicked out of the club for being too stupid but then ascended to being the Chosen Chomo.
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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I was just thinking about those ugly Giants throwback uniforms and realized something horrifying
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
the Saints-Falcons game is the closest thing the U.S. has seen to a duel-by-proxy in about 150 years
January 4, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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We had like 36 hours where life wasn't a constant reminder that we are ruled over by the evilest, dumbest motherfuckers ever to walk the earth.
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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[Trying to describe my email job in a way that impresses my date, a 17th century Ming Dynasty noblewoman]

I'm equal parts emissary and scribe.
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
this Zelenskyy guy doesn't seem very smart
Zelensky on Venezuela:

“About Venezuela? How should I respond to that? Well, what can I say? If… If it is possible to act with dictators like this, it means the United States knows what to do next. Thank you”

Omg I love it.
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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"You only have the politics you have because the current system doesn't work for you and most other people."
January 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
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You gotta be REALLY fuckin' careful if you decide to include the word "snicker" in song lyrics.
January 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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fun fact: Jungle is a higher percentage of Venezuela's total land mass than that of Vietnam.
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 PM