Dreamweasel
@dreamweasel.bsky.social
Still not accepting .GIFs or memes
If nothing happens to Donald Trump as a result of the Epstein Files, then the GOP will consider the Epstein Files a nothingburger until the end of time.
I’m not entirely sure what to do about this.
But I thought it might help to say it out loud.
I’m not entirely sure what to do about this.
But I thought it might help to say it out loud.
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
If nothing happens to Donald Trump as a result of the Epstein Files, then the GOP will consider the Epstein Files a nothingburger until the end of time.
I’m not entirely sure what to do about this.
But I thought it might help to say it out loud.
I’m not entirely sure what to do about this.
But I thought it might help to say it out loud.
THE ACCELERATIONIST PLAN
1. Trump destroys America
2. ???????
3. SOCIALIST UTOPIA!
1. Trump destroys America
2. ???????
3. SOCIALIST UTOPIA!
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
THE ACCELERATIONIST PLAN
1. Trump destroys America
2. ???????
3. SOCIALIST UTOPIA!
1. Trump destroys America
2. ???????
3. SOCIALIST UTOPIA!
2016-2024: Donald Trump is a pathological liar who was impeached twice, found liable for sexual assault, indicted for 88 felonies, convicted of 34 of them and attempted an insurrection in broad daylight
2024 VOTERS: The election is about one thing: the economy. Also, I am scared of immigrants
2024 VOTERS: The election is about one thing: the economy. Also, I am scared of immigrants
This is no longer political, "politics as usual," or "just politics." It is hate crime in the open. Bribery in the open. Theft in the open. It's not "both sides," or any euphemism beyond lawless government enabling criminals to operate with impunity.
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
2016-2024: Donald Trump is a pathological liar who was impeached twice, found liable for sexual assault, indicted for 88 felonies, convicted of 34 of them and attempted an insurrection in broad daylight
2024 VOTERS: The election is about one thing: the economy. Also, I am scared of immigrants
2024 VOTERS: The election is about one thing: the economy. Also, I am scared of immigrants
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The average American had a choice: vote for the black woman or vote for the 34x CONVICTED felon, pedophile, admitted rapist who tried to overthrow the government, promised to be a dictator on Day 1 and promised to help Israel finish the genocide.
But yeah, Democrats had bad messaging. 🙄
But yeah, Democrats had bad messaging. 🙄
February 1, 2026 at 6:43 AM
The average American had a choice: vote for the black woman or vote for the 34x CONVICTED felon, pedophile, admitted rapist who tried to overthrow the government, promised to be a dictator on Day 1 and promised to help Israel finish the genocide.
But yeah, Democrats had bad messaging. 🙄
But yeah, Democrats had bad messaging. 🙄
“That shocking accusation is an outrageous lie” + time = “What’s the big deal; everybody does it”
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
“That shocking accusation is an outrageous lie” + time = “What’s the big deal; everybody does it”
The problem here is that these stations are not news reporting per se. They are explicit right-wing propaganda whose purpose is to destroy Democrats and make excuses for Republicans.
“What if Fox, OANN and Newsmax called Donald Trump a pedophile?” takes us to a world of fairies and elves.
“What if Fox, OANN and Newsmax called Donald Trump a pedophile?” takes us to a world of fairies and elves.
Completely disagree. If the media that wasn't extreme right(fox news, newsmax, oan, etc.) was constantly saying the president is a pedophile who was a big part of the epstein crimes it would make a difference over time. Lower info people would get the message and that's who needs to get it
February 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
The problem here is that these stations are not news reporting per se. They are explicit right-wing propaganda whose purpose is to destroy Democrats and make excuses for Republicans.
“What if Fox, OANN and Newsmax called Donald Trump a pedophile?” takes us to a world of fairies and elves.
“What if Fox, OANN and Newsmax called Donald Trump a pedophile?” takes us to a world of fairies and elves.
The media is only part of the problem.
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
The media is only part of the problem.
DEMS 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis
GOP 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT 😂
GOP 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT 😂
January 31, 2026 at 11:37 PM
DEMS 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis
GOP 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT 😂
GOP 2026: Trump fucks children and is murdering people on the streets of Minneapolis AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT 😂
Full thread: ⬇️
I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that people are LEAPING to the conclusion that some our post prominent Americans are child rapists when it is EQUALLY PLAUSIBLE that they are simply indifferent to whether other people are child rapists so long as those other people can offer them access to power.
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Full thread: ⬇️
“Hey, Boomers! Remember how much you hate Jane Fonda and all those hippies? Well, ICE is here to blow them all away!”
January 31, 2026 at 4:03 PM
“Hey, Boomers! Remember how much you hate Jane Fonda and all those hippies? Well, ICE is here to blow them all away!”
REPUBLICAN RULES OF CONJUGATION:
“Fascist” is only valid in the past tense.
✅ “Hitler WAS a fascist.”
❌ “Trump IS a fascist.”
You are not allowed to describe any current leader as a fascist, because clearly that is liberal hysteria.
“Fascist” is only valid in the past tense.
✅ “Hitler WAS a fascist.”
❌ “Trump IS a fascist.”
You are not allowed to describe any current leader as a fascist, because clearly that is liberal hysteria.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
REPUBLICAN RULES OF CONJUGATION:
“Fascist” is only valid in the past tense.
✅ “Hitler WAS a fascist.”
❌ “Trump IS a fascist.”
You are not allowed to describe any current leader as a fascist, because clearly that is liberal hysteria.
“Fascist” is only valid in the past tense.
✅ “Hitler WAS a fascist.”
❌ “Trump IS a fascist.”
You are not allowed to describe any current leader as a fascist, because clearly that is liberal hysteria.
Okay, this is good.
January 30, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Okay, this is good.
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Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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New blog post:
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Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen
Late January Wrapup
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January 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
New blog post:
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Outstanding.
youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw?...
youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw?...
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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January 30, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Outstanding.
youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw?...
youtu.be/GDaPdpwA4Iw?...
TEN UNEXPECTED REVELATIONS IN THE NEW FILM ABOUT MELANIA TRUMP
10. Her son Barron is only 5’10”, but he is always photographed next to Greg Bovino to make him appear taller
9. Started wearing those really wide hats during COVID to facilitate social distancing from husband
10. Her son Barron is only 5’10”, but he is always photographed next to Greg Bovino to make him appear taller
9. Started wearing those really wide hats during COVID to facilitate social distancing from husband
January 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
TEN UNEXPECTED REVELATIONS IN THE NEW FILM ABOUT MELANIA TRUMP
10. Her son Barron is only 5’10”, but he is always photographed next to Greg Bovino to make him appear taller
9. Started wearing those really wide hats during COVID to facilitate social distancing from husband
10. Her son Barron is only 5’10”, but he is always photographed next to Greg Bovino to make him appear taller
9. Started wearing those really wide hats during COVID to facilitate social distancing from husband
I guess “Jeff Bezos Gave the Trump Family Millions of Dollars for a Pointless Vanity Project So Trump Will Leave Amazon Alone” was too long to fit on the poster
January 29, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I guess “Jeff Bezos Gave the Trump Family Millions of Dollars for a Pointless Vanity Project So Trump Will Leave Amazon Alone” was too long to fit on the poster
It’s taken a few weeks to sink in that Nicki Minaj may very possibly have been serious about voting for Mitt Romney
January 29, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It’s taken a few weeks to sink in that Nicki Minaj may very possibly have been serious about voting for Mitt Romney
New blog post:
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open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Above the Law
The administration where everything’s made up and the Constitution doesn’t matter
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January 28, 2026 at 4:15 PM
New blog post:
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I think I’ve officially reached my upper limit on “I’m going to hold your hand when I say this” posts.
I don’t care who you are. You have not earned the right to be so incredibly condescending.
I don’t care who you are. You have not earned the right to be so incredibly condescending.
January 27, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I think I’ve officially reached my upper limit on “I’m going to hold your hand when I say this” posts.
I don’t care who you are. You have not earned the right to be so incredibly condescending.
I don’t care who you are. You have not earned the right to be so incredibly condescending.
Megyn Kelly is on her hands and knees, furiously digging through the Earth with a rusty spoon, reaching previously-unforseen frontiers of Rock Bottom on her one-way trip to Hell.
January 27, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Megyn Kelly is on her hands and knees, furiously digging through the Earth with a rusty spoon, reaching previously-unforseen frontiers of Rock Bottom on her one-way trip to Hell.
You’re too kind!
@dreamweasel.bsky.social is one of my favourite follows. Their wry sense of humour is delicious. Their social and political takes are thoughtful, measured, and thought provoking. They’re worth a look (and a follow) in my opinion.
January 27, 2026 at 2:27 PM
You’re too kind!
My son has come to the belated realization that now is the worst possible time to be taking a Poli Sci course in college because our government has absolutely no fucking rules anymore
January 27, 2026 at 11:17 AM
My son has come to the belated realization that now is the worst possible time to be taking a Poli Sci course in college because our government has absolutely no fucking rules anymore