Dreamweasel
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NARRATOR: This was never true in South Florida or anywhere else on Earth
Sen. Ashley Moody: "By the way, a secret of South Florida here, which I love, you can say 'Marco Rubio' down here and everybody just applauds!"
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
NARRATOR: This was never true in South Florida or anywhere else on Earth
Donald Trump is a greedy megalomaniac who wants to own everything in the world, an observation that is entirely consistent with his behavior when he first became famous in the Eighties and continues through the present day
The most parsimonious explanation is that there is no reason more fully developed than “he wanted to”.
January 5, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Donald Trump is a greedy megalomaniac who wants to own everything in the world, an observation that is entirely consistent with his behavior when he first became famous in the Eighties and continues through the present day
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to suggest that Trump wants to create his own Soviet-style empire that includes Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and as much of South America as he can grab.
I sure wish we had a functional Congress that could stop this kind of thing.
I sure wish we had a functional Congress that could stop this kind of thing.
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to suggest that Trump wants to create his own Soviet-style empire that includes Greenland, Canada, Mexico, and as much of South America as he can grab.
I sure wish we had a functional Congress that could stop this kind of thing.
I sure wish we had a functional Congress that could stop this kind of thing.
FUN FACT: Today’s College Republicans have never known a version of the Republican Party that did not equal “fealty to Trump, 100% of the time”
Notre Dame College Republicans just went full mask off nazi they tweeted and then deleted this in response to the evil and vile attack on Venezuela
"HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR TROOPS. HAIL VICTORY."
"HAIL TRUMP. HAIL OUR TROOPS. HAIL VICTORY."
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 PM
FUN FACT: Today’s College Republicans have never known a version of the Republican Party that did not equal “fealty to Trump, 100% of the time”
SHORTER GOP: Trump got rid of Maduro to make life better for the filthy Venezuelans that will immediately be thrown into prison camps if they ever set foot over the American border
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
SHORTER GOP: Trump got rid of Maduro to make life better for the filthy Venezuelans that will immediately be thrown into prison camps if they ever set foot over the American border
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DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not—
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not—
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
NOVEMBER: At long last, the Epstein Files will be released and we will learn once and for all whether Trump molested teenage girls
DECEMBER: Yep! He sure did
JANUARY: President Trump invaded Venezuela and captured Maduro and his wife
DECEMBER: Yep! He sure did
JANUARY: President Trump invaded Venezuela and captured Maduro and his wife
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
NOVEMBER: At long last, the Epstein Files will be released and we will learn once and for all whether Trump molested teenage girls
DECEMBER: Yep! He sure did
JANUARY: President Trump invaded Venezuela and captured Maduro and his wife
DECEMBER: Yep! He sure did
JANUARY: President Trump invaded Venezuela and captured Maduro and his wife
Last night really lent some fresh perspective to the whole discussion about whether the 22nd Amendment will stop Trump from running again
January 3, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Last night really lent some fresh perspective to the whole discussion about whether the 22nd Amendment will stop Trump from running again
What, and I cannot overemphasize this enough, the fuck
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
What, and I cannot overemphasize this enough, the fuck
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Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
January 3, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?
The 2026 Year in Review is going to be an absolute lulu
January 3, 2026 at 1:40 PM
The 2026 Year in Review is going to be an absolute lulu
DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not—
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
January 3, 2026 at 1:02 PM
DEMS IN 2024: Donald Trump is a lawless criminal who is definitely in the Epstein Files and will do everything in his power to distract from this up to and including unwarranted military attacks on other countries so for the love of God please do not—
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
GOP IN 2024: LOL 🤣 TDS
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My response to “The media is normalizing this”:
What would the media need to say to change the consistent pattern of voter behavior over the past ten years?
The people who voted for him aren’t listening to the mainstream media, so it doesn’t seem to matter how alarmist they are.
What would the media need to say to change the consistent pattern of voter behavior over the past ten years?
The people who voted for him aren’t listening to the mainstream media, so it doesn’t seem to matter how alarmist they are.
Our media & GOP are going to normalize the idea of Trump running again in 3 yrs.
They've planted that idea in people's heads already and they'll intensify that even more over the next few yrs. They'll present it as normal & no big deal. If they say it enough times, people won't really question it.
They've planted that idea in people's heads already and they'll intensify that even more over the next few yrs. They'll present it as normal & no big deal. If they say it enough times, people won't really question it.
January 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
My response to “The media is normalizing this”:
What would the media need to say to change the consistent pattern of voter behavior over the past ten years?
The people who voted for him aren’t listening to the mainstream media, so it doesn’t seem to matter how alarmist they are.
What would the media need to say to change the consistent pattern of voter behavior over the past ten years?
The people who voted for him aren’t listening to the mainstream media, so it doesn’t seem to matter how alarmist they are.
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- A viral video by MAGA commentator Nick Shirley alleges additional fraud to be uncovered at Somali daycare centers. But a YouTube video is not evidence per se. Shirley relies on misleading examples, such as visiting a daycare center at 1:00 even though the sign states that they open at 2:00.
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
- A viral video by MAGA commentator Nick Shirley alleges additional fraud to be uncovered at Somali daycare centers. But a YouTube video is not evidence per se. Shirley relies on misleading examples, such as visiting a daycare center at 1:00 even though the sign states that they open at 2:00.
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It’s remarkable how quickly Vance and his cohort have gone from “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (derogatory) to “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (not derogatory).
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
It’s remarkable how quickly Vance and his cohort have gone from “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (derogatory) to “Trump could be America’s Hitler” (not derogatory).
There are only three factors that are relevant:
1. Will Trump willingly get out of the way
2. Will the GOP defy Trump and rally behind someone else
3. Will Trump die
The answers are (respectively):
1. No
2. No
3. Maybe
1. Will Trump willingly get out of the way
2. Will the GOP defy Trump and rally behind someone else
3. Will Trump die
The answers are (respectively):
1. No
2. No
3. Maybe
January 1, 2026 at 1:34 PM
There are only three factors that are relevant:
1. Will Trump willingly get out of the way
2. Will the GOP defy Trump and rally behind someone else
3. Will Trump die
The answers are (respectively):
1. No
2. No
3. Maybe
1. Will Trump willingly get out of the way
2. Will the GOP defy Trump and rally behind someone else
3. Will Trump die
The answers are (respectively):
1. No
2. No
3. Maybe
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EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen
December Wrapup
open.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Explaining Extremely Obvious Things to People Who Refuse to Listen
December Wrapup
open.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
EXPLAINING EXTREMELY OBVIOUS THINGS TO PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
December Wrapup:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
MAGA is fine with grown men attacking as many young girls as they want if it will protect their daughters from transgender girls who were never attacking them in the first place
December 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
MAGA is fine with grown men attacking as many young girls as they want if it will protect their daughters from transgender girls who were never attacking them in the first place
There is some great stuff in this thread. ⬇️
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There is some great stuff in this thread. ⬇️
MUSK: I have conquered Twitter, which is now called X
USERS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
MUSK: Hey, no fair
- - - -
TRUMP: I have conquered the Kennedy Center, which is now called the Trump-Kennedy Center
ARTISTS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
TRUMP: Hey, no fair
USERS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
MUSK: Hey, no fair
- - - -
TRUMP: I have conquered the Kennedy Center, which is now called the Trump-Kennedy Center
ARTISTS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
TRUMP: Hey, no fair
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
MUSK: I have conquered Twitter, which is now called X
USERS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
MUSK: Hey, no fair
- - - -
TRUMP: I have conquered the Kennedy Center, which is now called the Trump-Kennedy Center
ARTISTS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
TRUMP: Hey, no fair
USERS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
MUSK: Hey, no fair
- - - -
TRUMP: I have conquered the Kennedy Center, which is now called the Trump-Kennedy Center
ARTISTS: Fuck off, we’re leaving
TRUMP: Hey, no fair
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THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2
Where the only intelligence was artificial:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Where the only intelligence was artificial:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
The Year in Review, Part 2
Where the only intelligence was artificial.
open.substack.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
THE YEAR IN REVIEW, PART 2
Where the only intelligence was artificial:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
Where the only intelligence was artificial:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...