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America’s Misunderstood Patriots
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement
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AMERICA’S MISUNDERSTOOD PATRIOTS
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
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A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
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Hooray for ChatGPT, a brand-new method for teenage bullies to be complete assholes to their unsuspecting classmates
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Hooray for ChatGPT, a brand-new method for teenage bullies to be complete assholes to their unsuspecting classmates
AMERICA’S MISUNDERSTOOD PATRIOTS
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
America’s Misunderstood Patriots
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement
open.substack.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
AMERICA’S MISUNDERSTOOD PATRIOTS
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwea...
A Pre-Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement:
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We need better weasels in power
Right, the answer isn't to abandon the party to these weasels.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
The answer is to flood the party with people who will take it over and transform it.
Hey, a lot of people are talking about changing affiliation from Democratic to Independent.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
Let me tell you why you shouldn’t do that in Colorado.
One of the main ways to get a primary challenge candidate on a ballot is to caucus for your party. You need to be registered as a Dem to caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
We need better weasels in power
DEM VOTERS: Please do whatever you can to stop Trump
SCHUMER: Let’s let him have this one
DEM VOTERS: Thanks a lot, assholes
CNN: Democratic politicans are historically unpopular
FOX: It’s clearly because they’re too woke
SCHUMER: Let’s let him have this one
DEM VOTERS: Thanks a lot, assholes
CNN: Democratic politicans are historically unpopular
FOX: It’s clearly because they’re too woke
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
DEM VOTERS: Please do whatever you can to stop Trump
SCHUMER: Let’s let him have this one
DEM VOTERS: Thanks a lot, assholes
CNN: Democratic politicans are historically unpopular
FOX: It’s clearly because they’re too woke
SCHUMER: Let’s let him have this one
DEM VOTERS: Thanks a lot, assholes
CNN: Democratic politicans are historically unpopular
FOX: It’s clearly because they’re too woke
There are people in this country whose entire political ideology is defined by the supposition that “center” is automatically synonymous with “sensible.”
But when one side is defined by radical extremists and the other is clearly not, there is no “sensible center.”
But when one side is defined by radical extremists and the other is clearly not, there is no “sensible center.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
There are people in this country whose entire political ideology is defined by the supposition that “center” is automatically synonymous with “sensible.”
But when one side is defined by radical extremists and the other is clearly not, there is no “sensible center.”
But when one side is defined by radical extremists and the other is clearly not, there is no “sensible center.”
I’m not quite sure how one could parse last week’s election results to mean “Give Trump what he wants and maybe he won’t hurt us” but in all fairness I am not an elderly Senate Democrat
👩💼: After nine months of unchecked Presidential authoritarianism & ICE stormtroopers arresting migrants & DOGE destroying the government & a month-long government shutdown & the inability of anything or anyone to stop Donald Trump, we can only conclude that the 2025 elections were about the economy
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I’m not quite sure how one could parse last week’s election results to mean “Give Trump what he wants and maybe he won’t hurt us” but in all fairness I am not an elderly Senate Democrat
This absolutely tracks
Capitulating Democratic senators waited until after the election, indicating they know capitulation was a bad politics that bothers their voters and reduces their chances of retaking power.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
This absolutely tracks
Oh yeah, what Fetterman is doing goes well beyond “capitulation” and into the realm of “enthusiastic servant of the Trump agenda”
But I mean Fetterman was never really a dem....
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Oh yeah, what Fetterman is doing goes well beyond “capitulation” and into the realm of “enthusiastic servant of the Trump agenda”
I still have difficulty imagining the scenario “Shutdown ends, Grijalva sworn in, House votes for the Epstein files to be released” unfolding immediately before us
"dems cave but the republicans won't let them" is the funniest possible way this ends, which is why it now has a non-zero chance of happening
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I still have difficulty imagining the scenario “Shutdown ends, Grijalva sworn in, House votes for the Epstein files to be released” unfolding immediately before us
thaaaaaaanks, assholes
November 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
thaaaaaaanks, assholes
If one of these Senators are yours, call the Capitol switchboard NOW and urge them to hold the line.
The Hill names 8 Dem senators involved in the negotiations here. thehill.com/homenews/sen...
thehill.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If one of these Senators are yours, call the Capitol switchboard NOW and urge them to hold the line.
Pundits everywhere speak out! ⬇️
👩💼: After nine months of unchecked Presidential authoritarianism & ICE stormtroopers arresting migrants & DOGE destroying the government & a month-long government shutdown & the inability of anything or anyone to stop Donald Trump, we can only conclude that the 2025 elections were about the economy
November 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Pundits everywhere speak out! ⬇️
CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
November 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
CNN: The guy worth half a trillion dollars has just been awarded a trillion-dollar bonus
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
NYT: The president took a break from building a giant golden White House ballroom to eliminate SNAP benefits
CBS: It remains baffling that so many voters are willing to consider socialism
Good morning!
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
November 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Good morning!
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Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?”
Reporter: Gives name of company.
Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you!
Then goes back to lying.
Reporter: Gives name of company.
Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you!
Then goes back to lying.
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Trump every time he’s confronted about one of his lies: “Who are you with?”
Reporter: Gives name of company.
Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you!
Then goes back to lying.
Reporter: Gives name of company.
Trump: You’re fake news. You’re terrible. I’m not calling on you anymore! You should be ashamed of yourself! This is why nobody watches you!
Then goes back to lying.
D: Please don’t vote for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
R: Ha ha, we voted for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
CNN: You’re never gonna believe this
R: Ha ha, we voted for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
CNN: You’re never gonna believe this
November 8, 2025 at 12:32 PM
D: Please don’t vote for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
R: Ha ha, we voted for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
CNN: You’re never gonna believe this
R: Ha ha, we voted for the racist lunatic who doesn’t understand how anything works and never admits he does anything wrong
CNN: You’re never gonna believe this
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Standing Athwart Decency, Yelling “Stop!”
The political invincibility of Trump
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November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Standing Athwart Decency, Yelling “Stop!”
The political invincibility of Trump
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November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Because they had been conditioned for multiple decades to believe that the Democrats and the mainstream media were working together to destroy traditional America and flood the country with immigrants. For all of Trump‘s flaws, they see him as the only person who is powerful to defeat them.
i just wanna understand why, whats the selling point what makes people wanna do anything for this very stupid guy
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Because they had been conditioned for multiple decades to believe that the Democrats and the mainstream media were working together to destroy traditional America and flood the country with immigrants. For all of Trump‘s flaws, they see him as the only person who is powerful to defeat them.
Why bother when JD Vance is right here
we need to spend 60 quintillion dollars building a version of smarterchild that posts like the most mathematically-insufferable median quora user but which also has a servile tone and agrees with literally anything you tell it. we have to build the most committed yes man in history
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Why bother when JD Vance is right here
GOP: Hey, no fair! The Democrats shared an out-of-context photo to suggest that the President who tore down the East Wing of the White House to build a golden ballroom during a month-long government shutdown doesn’t care about anyone but himself
November 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
GOP: Hey, no fair! The Democrats shared an out-of-context photo to suggest that the President who tore down the East Wing of the White House to build a golden ballroom during a month-long government shutdown doesn’t care about anyone but himself
Anyone who still supports Donald Trump in November 2025 isn’t going to change his mind about him based on this.
And that is because people who support Donald Trump are genuinely pretty terrible people.
And that is because people who support Donald Trump are genuinely pretty terrible people.
We know everything we need to know about him.
How America is going to react to all of this? That we still don't fully know. Although the last election was a step in the right direction. And very much a source of some much needed emotional relief.
How America is going to react to all of this? That we still don't fully know. Although the last election was a step in the right direction. And very much a source of some much needed emotional relief.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Anyone who still supports Donald Trump in November 2025 isn’t going to change his mind about him based on this.
And that is because people who support Donald Trump are genuinely pretty terrible people.
And that is because people who support Donald Trump are genuinely pretty terrible people.
GOP: Every time you mention the MAGA siege on the Capitol I will dutifully respond with photos of buildings on fire and attribute them to BLM riots
ALSO GOP: Hey, that photo of Donald Trump haughtily standing by doing nothing after a man collapsed behind him was taken out of context
ALSO GOP: Hey, that photo of Donald Trump haughtily standing by doing nothing after a man collapsed behind him was taken out of context
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
GOP: Every time you mention the MAGA siege on the Capitol I will dutifully respond with photos of buildings on fire and attribute them to BLM riots
ALSO GOP: Hey, that photo of Donald Trump haughtily standing by doing nothing after a man collapsed behind him was taken out of context
ALSO GOP: Hey, that photo of Donald Trump haughtily standing by doing nothing after a man collapsed behind him was taken out of context