Bob WaloogaLoogaLoogaLoogaLooga
@walooga.bsky.social
1 walooga 4 loogas
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
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First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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You shouldn't give a dog a bone - it's actually really unhealthy. They become dependent on handouts. You should teach a dog how to bone.
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 AM
You shouldn't give a dog a bone - it's actually really unhealthy. They become dependent on handouts. You should teach a dog how to bone.
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The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter.
October 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter.
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I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.
One star.
One star.
October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.
One star.
One star.
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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Me [in a nail bar]: pint of nails, please
October 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Me [in a nail bar]: pint of nails, please
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My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
October 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bank's website is one letter off from a gross German porn site and it's annoying because I keep accidentally visiting my bank's website.
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The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief
October 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The full name for hanky panky is handkerchief pandkerchief
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Good morning warriors!!!
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Good morning warriors!!!
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DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
ME: is there anything you can do
DOCTOR: no you did them all
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Wife: What are you thinking about
Brain: don’t say titties
Me: kitties
Wife: Aww
Brain: nice
Me: soft round luscious kitties
Brain: (leaves)
Brain: don’t say titties
Me: kitties
Wife: Aww
Brain: nice
Me: soft round luscious kitties
Brain: (leaves)
June 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wife: What are you thinking about
Brain: don’t say titties
Me: kitties
Wife: Aww
Brain: nice
Me: soft round luscious kitties
Brain: (leaves)
Brain: don’t say titties
Me: kitties
Wife: Aww
Brain: nice
Me: soft round luscious kitties
Brain: (leaves)
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[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
March 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[showing a picture of a man with nice hair to my barber] I want you to kill this fucker
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ME: what are you wearing
JEFF: jorts
GEOFF: georts
JEFF: jorts
GEOFF: georts
September 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ME: what are you wearing
JEFF: jorts
GEOFF: georts
JEFF: jorts
GEOFF: georts
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Interviewer: great resumé apart from the typo. It says you have exceptional people skulls lol
Me: *holding up two skulls by the eye sockets* meet Richard & Clive
Me: *holding up two skulls by the eye sockets* meet Richard & Clive
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Interviewer: great resumé apart from the typo. It says you have exceptional people skulls lol
Me: *holding up two skulls by the eye sockets* meet Richard & Clive
Me: *holding up two skulls by the eye sockets* meet Richard & Clive
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Saw a lady at the dentist’s office this morning with no phone, no tablet, not reading any of the magazines or looking at the little tv, just out here rawdogging her husband on the carpet in front of the reception desk.
September 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Saw a lady at the dentist’s office this morning with no phone, no tablet, not reading any of the magazines or looking at the little tv, just out here rawdogging her husband on the carpet in front of the reception desk.
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THEM: …
ME: you ever think about king midas trying to have a wank
THEM: [flushes the toilet in the stall next to mine]
ME: i bet it was all clanky and scrapey sounding ha ha
THEM: [hurriedly washes hands, leaves]
ME: omg do you think he came pellets or liquid gold
ME: you ever think about king midas trying to have a wank
THEM: [flushes the toilet in the stall next to mine]
ME: i bet it was all clanky and scrapey sounding ha ha
THEM: [hurriedly washes hands, leaves]
ME: omg do you think he came pellets or liquid gold
November 18, 2024 at 5:52 PM
THEM: …
ME: you ever think about king midas trying to have a wank
THEM: [flushes the toilet in the stall next to mine]
ME: i bet it was all clanky and scrapey sounding ha ha
THEM: [hurriedly washes hands, leaves]
ME: omg do you think he came pellets or liquid gold
ME: you ever think about king midas trying to have a wank
THEM: [flushes the toilet in the stall next to mine]
ME: i bet it was all clanky and scrapey sounding ha ha
THEM: [hurriedly washes hands, leaves]
ME: omg do you think he came pellets or liquid gold
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[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]
no. let them cry.
no. let them cry.
August 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
[Johnson's formulating adult shampoo]
no. let them cry.
no. let them cry.
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Gingerbread man: i'm just not cut out for this
Therapist: actually you absolutely are
Therapist: actually you absolutely are
August 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Gingerbread man: i'm just not cut out for this
Therapist: actually you absolutely are
Therapist: actually you absolutely are
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Emily Blunt: fuck me
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
April 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Emily Blunt: fuck me
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
Emily Subtle: come up for coffee
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AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
May 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS OFFICER: Purpose of your visit?
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo
ME: *points to my handlebar mustache
CUSTOMS: You're here to fight a kangaroo
ME: I'm here to fight a kangaroo