Craig Deeley
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
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Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions
November 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Add the phrase 'No relation’ whenever you mention anyone’s name, just to see people's confused reactions
This afternoon I was trying to carry a mattress downstairs and I tripped and fell and was absolutely fine.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This afternoon I was trying to carry a mattress downstairs and I tripped and fell and was absolutely fine.
I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I even pretend not to be home for a knock-knock joke
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Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Terry Griffiths vs Cliff Thorburn. The Crucible, 1983.
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It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's been a very quiet week.
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
As a small business owner that’s a bit scary heading into my busy season.
So, if you're looking for unique #Christmas gifts, I make prints, homewares, cards & accessories inspired by midcentury design, music & architecture.
Have a nosy here gailmyerscough.co.uk
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the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
the first person who cut an umbilical cord was wild
Sorry I marked myself safe from your PowerPoint presentation
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sorry I marked myself safe from your PowerPoint presentation
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
"Let them eat cake IN A MINUTE"
- Marie Antoinnotyet
- Marie Antoinnotyet
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"Let them eat cake IN A MINUTE"
- Marie Antoinnotyet
- Marie Antoinnotyet
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Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Saw someone with the same teeth as me at the coincidentist.
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shalamar law. He’s going to make it a night to remember
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House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
House prices have gone up in the French town of Sauté since it's become gentlyfried.
The first time I tasted red mullet was 1991; it was on a busy escalator that suddenly stopped and we all jolted forward.
November 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
The first time I tasted red mullet was 1991; it was on a busy escalator that suddenly stopped and we all jolted forward.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
They should be the UK's Avengers
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They should be the UK's Avengers
Brummie folk! Sunday 16th November, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Brummie folk! Sunday 16th November, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
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One huge fart.
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
One huge fart.
Woke up with such a hangover this morning. I hadn’t been drinking, I’m just middle-aged
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Woke up with such a hangover this morning. I hadn’t been drinking, I’m just middle-aged
Remember, if you're doing fireworks at home, never return to a lit firework. Apart from the Catherine Wheel nailed your fence; that always needs another nudge.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Remember, if you're doing fireworks at home, never return to a lit firework. Apart from the Catherine Wheel nailed your fence; that always needs another nudge.
The word ‘lest’ at this time of year in the UK
a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
The word ‘lest’ at this time of year in the UK
Turn that frown up your arse
November 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Turn that frown up your arse
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.