Craig Deeley
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
This year I’m giving up Lent for alcohol and crisps.
February 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
This year I’m giving up Lent for alcohol and crisps.
This is one of my favourite podcasts
4 Steps To Happiness
1. Watch the video
2. Marvel at the high %age of bangers in a Top 10 from 1985
3. Listen to the podcast where we get into the stories, music and mythology of all the songs.
4. Tell your friends
Thanks
linktr.ee/shoobypodcast
1. Watch the video
2. Marvel at the high %age of bangers in a Top 10 from 1985
3. Listen to the podcast where we get into the stories, music and mythology of all the songs.
4. Tell your friends
Thanks
linktr.ee/shoobypodcast
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This is one of my favourite podcasts
I realise this marriage proposal is out of the blue, but I saw you use a plural possessive apostrophe correctly on social media.
February 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I realise this marriage proposal is out of the blue, but I saw you use a plural possessive apostrophe correctly on social media.
When you love them but they won’t stop snoring
February 14, 2026 at 10:59 AM
When you love them but they won’t stop snoring
If you receive a Valentine’s card through the post, it’s a very special thing and that person is a keeper. Have you seen the fucking price of stamps?
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 AM
If you receive a Valentine’s card through the post, it’s a very special thing and that person is a keeper. Have you seen the fucking price of stamps?
Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Carnations are brown.
How old are these flowers?
Violets are brown,
Carnations are brown.
How old are these flowers?
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Roses are brown,
Violets are brown,
Carnations are brown.
How old are these flowers?
Violets are brown,
Carnations are brown.
How old are these flowers?
“Yes, I’m available to do your wedding photos”
February 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“Yes, I’m available to do your wedding photos”
Reposted by Craig Deeley
NEWPORT LUDLOW SIDMOUTH PARTICK
EVERYBODY TALKING BOUT
FOLK MUSIC
EVERYBODY TALKING BOUT
FOLK MUSIC
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
NEWPORT LUDLOW SIDMOUTH PARTICK
EVERYBODY TALKING BOUT
FOLK MUSIC
EVERYBODY TALKING BOUT
FOLK MUSIC
I remember last Valentine's Day romantic dinner. Awful service, bad food, loud music, no atmosphere.
This year we are definitely going out.
This year we are definitely going out.
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I remember last Valentine's Day romantic dinner. Awful service, bad food, loud music, no atmosphere.
This year we are definitely going out.
This year we are definitely going out.
Always a relief when I drive over a lit cigarette and my car doesn’t explode
February 13, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Always a relief when I drive over a lit cigarette and my car doesn’t explode
A stranger is just a friend you’ve successfully avoided
February 11, 2026 at 11:33 AM
A stranger is just a friend you’ve successfully avoided
Who called it a pharmacy and not a coughy shop?
February 9, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Who called it a pharmacy and not a coughy shop?
Don't want to brag, but at school I was voted most likely to cling on to past achievements
February 8, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Don't want to brag, but at school I was voted most likely to cling on to past achievements
Reposted by Craig Deeley
Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
February 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Please enjoy my most viral tweet of all time shared anew every year by dozens of slop aggregator accounts far and wide.
Reposted by Craig Deeley
A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
Brum, Black Country and beyond - on Sunday 8th March, we're bringing our improvised whodunit back to Thimblemill Library, Smethwick. 5pm - a nice early start/finish. And you can bring your own drinks. www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Brum, Black Country and beyond - on Sunday 8th March, we're bringing our improvised whodunit back to Thimblemill Library, Smethwick. 5pm - a nice early start/finish. And you can bring your own drinks. www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
What do you mean, it doesn’t count watching the 1% Club if you pause all the questions until you can answer them?
February 1, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What do you mean, it doesn’t count watching the 1% Club if you pause all the questions until you can answer them?
Reposted by Craig Deeley
Birds do it,
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it,
Let's do it,
Let's shit outdoors
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it,
Let's do it,
Let's shit outdoors
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Birds do it,
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it,
Let's do it,
Let's shit outdoors
Bees do it,
Even educated fleas do it,
Let's do it,
Let's shit outdoors
Reposted by Craig Deeley
Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Conspiracy theorists thought the rich were using phrases like "cheese pizza" to disguise their deprived sex acts but all this time they were just emailing "yo Jeff, got any space on KidFuck Island this weekend?"
In space no one can hear you scream. Also in the cinemas showing Melania
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 AM
In space no one can hear you scream. Also in the cinemas showing Melania
I think someone died outside Interflora again
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I think someone died outside Interflora again
The Bridge of Sighs is the most passive-aggressive of all the bridges
January 28, 2026 at 11:55 PM
The Bridge of Sighs is the most passive-aggressive of all the bridges
Reposted by Craig Deeley
Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
January 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Why are they called dating website usernames and not ‘love handles’
Braverman says she feels like she’s “come home”; ironic since her new party would tell her to “go back home.”
January 26, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Braverman says she feels like she’s “come home”; ironic since her new party would tell her to “go back home.”
New defections to Reform: people who pronounce pronunciation as ‘pronounciation’, the person who queues next to the queue so you can’t tell if they’re in the queue, cat-in-a-wheely-bin lady.
January 26, 2026 at 1:07 PM
New defections to Reform: people who pronounce pronunciation as ‘pronounciation’, the person who queues next to the queue so you can’t tell if they’re in the queue, cat-in-a-wheely-bin lady.