Craig Deeley
@craiguito.bsky.social
I do stand-up and post silly things. I also did a podcast https://www.podbean.com/pi/pbblog-zf537-286755
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
"I'm very sorry to wake you, sir, but is this your chopping board?
They should be the UK's Avengers
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
They should be the UK's Avengers
Brummie folk! Sunday 16th November, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
November 7, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Brummie folk! Sunday 16th November, 5pm, Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley, we present our Victorian improvised Whodunnit www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
When I’m annoyed at my wheels
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
When I’m annoyed at my wheels
I do like a giant rooster
October 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I do like a giant rooster
Strange name for a dog
September 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Strange name for a dog
When I drape some toilet paper over the bath to help the spider climb out
September 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
When I drape some toilet paper over the bath to help the spider climb out
Roses are red,
Violets are dark,
Violets are dark,
September 7, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Roses are red,
Violets are dark,
Violets are dark,
When I take a package in for a neighbour
September 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
When I take a package in for a neighbour
Setting up for tonight’s made-up murder mystery at Winterbourne House
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Setting up for tonight’s made-up murder mystery at Winterbourne House
It’s never ‘charity wasps’ or ‘help you move house wasps’ is it?
August 15, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It’s never ‘charity wasps’ or ‘help you move house wasps’ is it?
Ugh, not now, murder wasps
August 15, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Ugh, not now, murder wasps
Found my drag name
August 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Found my drag name
The game Operation was a bit more brutal in the 15th century
August 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
The game Operation was a bit more brutal in the 15th century
Little trip to gorgeous Ronda, Andalucia
August 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Little trip to gorgeous Ronda, Andalucia
Loving Malaga, first time back for 7 years
July 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Loving Malaga, first time back for 7 years
Shame it’s closed, I wanted to buy some Cillit & Bang
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Shame it’s closed, I wanted to buy some Cillit & Bang
Tonight! Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley. 7.30pm
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
July 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tonight! Cambridge Rd Methodist Church, Moseley. 7.30pm
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
Like normal apples but they last much longer
July 20, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Like normal apples but they last much longer
When I put the divider down on the checkout conveyor belt for the customer behind me
July 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When I put the divider down on the checkout conveyor belt for the customer behind me
Moseley / King's Heath and beyond - We’ll be bringing our made-up Whodunit to Cambridge Rd Methodist Church Hall, as part of King’s Heath Comedy Festival, 24th July, 7.30pm.
Tix here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
Tix here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
July 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Moseley / King's Heath and beyond - We’ll be bringing our made-up Whodunit to Cambridge Rd Methodist Church Hall, as part of King’s Heath Comedy Festival, 24th July, 7.30pm.
Tix here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
Tix here: www.skiddle.com/whats-on/Bir...
“What will you call the brand?”
“I reckon I’m the Tofu King, so I'm going with that”
“Great. Can’t see any problem in that”
“I reckon I’m the Tofu King, so I'm going with that”
“Great. Can’t see any problem in that”
July 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“What will you call the brand?”
“I reckon I’m the Tofu King, so I'm going with that”
“Great. Can’t see any problem in that”
“I reckon I’m the Tofu King, so I'm going with that”
“Great. Can’t see any problem in that”